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jtw130
Over 90 days ago
Male, 44
United States

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Quote by ali2teaseu
His life is irrelevant to me.


Good answer.....He made his on bed (so to speak), so let him lay in it. He needs to get a clue and grow up. Life is far too short to care if he ruins his life.
- Being with my two boys
- A cup of coffee, a cigarette, and a good book
- Watching my new puppy curl up in my lap and fall aseleep (so peaceful)
Coffee, cigarettes and my puppy....the day is peaceful
A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.

For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action.

After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."

"What do you mean?" he asks.

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch.

"HELL NO," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing as teeth down there!"

"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."

"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.

"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all women have teeth down there."

"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."

The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"
I can speak and write Cape Vedean (creole),
Portuguese (can write a little),
and I am attempting Latin
Newport Coffee Roasters -- Breakfast Blend and Vanilla Hazelnut

And it has to be FRESH....