A good intense dark chocolate as Haagen-Daz. Rum Raisin flavour. A good Coffee flavor.
However, as other ready made ingestible items that I use, I like to spruce them up. For example, I would put a shot of coffee liquor over the coffee i.c. and about a ¼ cup of white rum soaked (a few minutes) white raisin folded into the rum raisin one.
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keoloke
Over 90 days ago
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Time ago I have submitted a story that didn’t make it; rightfully not accepted by cocokisses.
My thoughts are: out of all the peoples (story verifiers) I had to get cocokisses? Who actually won the competitions? Damn!
Congratulation to the winners and participants alike. I’m sure I will spend a lovely time immersing myself into your own self on paper, especially considering the theme of the competition. Thank you!
p.s. Cocohuggs and cocokisses to my verifier and WINNER!
I hope I get you again when I will submit another story (yeah right) no joke, Ha, I do, I do!
My thoughts are: out of all the peoples (story verifiers) I had to get cocokisses? Who actually won the competitions? Damn!
Congratulation to the winners and participants alike. I’m sure I will spend a lovely time immersing myself into your own self on paper, especially considering the theme of the competition. Thank you!
p.s. Cocohuggs and cocokisses to my verifier and WINNER!
I hope I get you again when I will submit another story (yeah right) no joke, Ha, I do, I do!
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OK, I thought it was only happening to me.
Yup, having some problems too. After clicking anywhere on the site I would have to wait 30 to 60 seconds for the new page to show up, and I couldn’t even sign off (but that could be that my own PC wanting to stay longer on Lush. I have even started a new post same as this one and it never went through, I guess. Well better this way.
Aaaanyway, possible causes:
1) It could be Shylass, she's on a writing spree therefore clogging the system.
2) It could be Shylass, her stories are getting steamier therefore overheating some servers.
3) A runaway kangaroo hitting the remaining good servers.
4) The Matriarch falling asleep at the PC not knowing any longer if she’s on AU, USA or EU time.
5) Gav (happily) intoxicated by the myriad of panties sniffed
Yup, having some problems too. After clicking anywhere on the site I would have to wait 30 to 60 seconds for the new page to show up, and I couldn’t even sign off (but that could be that my own PC wanting to stay longer on Lush. I have even started a new post same as this one and it never went through, I guess. Well better this way.
Aaaanyway, possible causes:
1) It could be Shylass, she's on a writing spree therefore clogging the system.
2) It could be Shylass, her stories are getting steamier therefore overheating some servers.
3) A runaway kangaroo hitting the remaining good servers.
4) The Matriarch falling asleep at the PC not knowing any longer if she’s on AU, USA or EU time.
5) Gav (happily) intoxicated by the myriad of panties sniffed
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Thinking of another post that asked "how did you come to read erotic stories"
I answered that I stumbled on a story while just going through a sexy magazine.
I remember thinking "wow this is better than the photo shoots.
So my answer would be: yes detailed detailed steamy action.
Yes, I do want the cake thank you, but I want to eat it too
I answered that I stumbled on a story while just going through a sexy magazine.
I remember thinking "wow this is better than the photo shoots.
So my answer would be: yes detailed detailed steamy action.
Yes, I do want the cake thank you, but I want to eat it too
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Step ONE - As a prelude SADE it’s a good start, as things gets steamy, no more human voices.
Step TWO - Generally very soft piano, a little sax won’t hurt, but (no pun intended) soft and slow as “La plus que lente” piano only please. I hope I’m not offending Mr. Debussy.
Step TWO - (alternate) I just pop the CD “Erotiques” and let it play. I do like the #4 composition titled “A Satin Ballet” well, if the prelude was extensive... sometimes I do not get to the #4 ehhhhh. But hey, I can always “re-play”
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Hum, I do also like "Dragonfly Summer" by Michael Franks. But no, no human voices.. well unless they are there and cheering… haaa being frisky now
Step TWO - Generally very soft piano, a little sax won’t hurt, but (no pun intended) soft and slow as “La plus que lente” piano only please. I hope I’m not offending Mr. Debussy.
Step TWO - (alternate) I just pop the CD “Erotiques” and let it play. I do like the #4 composition titled “A Satin Ballet” well, if the prelude was extensive... sometimes I do not get to the #4 ehhhhh. But hey, I can always “re-play”
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Hum, I do also like "Dragonfly Summer" by Michael Franks. But no, no human voices.. well unless they are there and cheering… haaa being frisky now
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It is illegal to die in the Italian village of Falciano del Massico, as issued by the mayor Giulio Cesare Fava (tongue-in-cheek)
ROME (AP) — Since the start of the month it has been illegal to die in Falciano del Massico, a village of 3,700 people some 50 kilometers (30 miles) from Naples in southern Italy.
Mayor Giulio Cesare Fava issued the tongue-in-cheek decree because the village has no cemetery and it is feuding with a nearby town that has one — creating a logistical problem about what to do with the deceased.
The mayor told newspapers that villagers are content.
"The ordinance has brought happiness," he was quoted Tuesday as saying. "Unfortunately, two elderly citizens disobeyed."
Death Made Illegal In Italy Town
ROME (AP) — Since the start of the month it has been illegal to die in Falciano del Massico, a village of 3,700 people some 50 kilometers (30 miles) from Naples in southern Italy.
Mayor Giulio Cesare Fava issued the tongue-in-cheek decree because the village has no cemetery and it is feuding with a nearby town that has one — creating a logistical problem about what to do with the deceased.
The mayor told newspapers that villagers are content.
"The ordinance has brought happiness," he was quoted Tuesday as saying. "Unfortunately, two elderly citizens disobeyed."
Death Made Illegal In Italy Town
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A) the screw that you will do is not worth that screw that you will get.
This rule always works.
B) it seems to me that you want to re-experience your bi side... If you ever did. Your wife cannot fulfill that in any case. Humm, a strap on?
C) Since you already had bi experiences and most importantly your wife knows about it, why don't you start a conversation with her and see what comes out of it.
D) Do not blame her for sex, so to reinforce and excuse your desires.
E) You need to live your life, so make sure that it is a strong desire and not just a little fantasy. Than come out clean so you can truly move on and fully live it with the wife or not.
This rule always works.
B) it seems to me that you want to re-experience your bi side... If you ever did. Your wife cannot fulfill that in any case. Humm, a strap on?
C) Since you already had bi experiences and most importantly your wife knows about it, why don't you start a conversation with her and see what comes out of it.
D) Do not blame her for sex, so to reinforce and excuse your desires.
E) You need to live your life, so make sure that it is a strong desire and not just a little fantasy. Than come out clean so you can truly move on and fully live it with the wife or not.
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In his youth, an old projectionist instilled in him the love of movies. Upon the old man's passing, he is left a gift. Clips that the government at that time ordered cut from the movies shown at the old "Cinema Paradiso."
I have seen that movie too. As soon as the clip played the lovely music's notes brought me back into it.
I remember hearing that the director was the true artist by directing the impossible to direct Philippe Noiret.
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Dear LessShy, I have read stories that are well written but still failed (failed?) to feed my need and soul, I have either left or not left a comment. I would think (as I have read a comment left for you) that someone maybe leaving a not so great comment just because it didn’t trill the reader. Objectionably if just for that reason, it is probably wrong.
You want to be a better writer? If a story of yours (or anyone) did not arouse a reader is because of the reader himself. I would say especially in your case where a dictionary and or a PHD is needed (for me)to check for proper spelling, punctuation or form. So, at the title you already start with a 5. Since it’s usually well written in proper English you remain with the 5, if it goes down because it’s just not liked it, I do not feel it’s fair. But then is because we need strict rating guidelines? If I don’t like “quickie sex” and with a stranger, how can I properly grade a story that to me doesn’t feel real, even if it fits my bill in details and is well written?
My two cents besides the above ones... just have fun, keep on writing and keep on submitting (probably your stories go straight in HA HA no verifying). I do promise to be more judgmental, if you wish. Be well.
You want to be a better writer? If a story of yours (or anyone) did not arouse a reader is because of the reader himself. I would say especially in your case where a dictionary and or a PHD is needed (for me)to check for proper spelling, punctuation or form. So, at the title you already start with a 5. Since it’s usually well written in proper English you remain with the 5, if it goes down because it’s just not liked it, I do not feel it’s fair. But then is because we need strict rating guidelines? If I don’t like “quickie sex” and with a stranger, how can I properly grade a story that to me doesn’t feel real, even if it fits my bill in details and is well written?
My two cents besides the above ones... just have fun, keep on writing and keep on submitting (probably your stories go straight in HA HA no verifying). I do promise to be more judgmental, if you wish. Be well.
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In Europe you can buy sexy comics (Erotica comics)and most are nicely written with great graphic. They do have their own niche as the subject are something like a caricature, although not to that extreme.. everything is more accentuate, like Hentai I guess.
Think of great story from LS illustrated with very well drawn erotic graphics.
Think of great story from LS illustrated with very well drawn erotic graphics.
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Well what about about dressed as Morticia or Lili Monster? Can deny that her costume it's a lovely cleavage show off. And you cannot get more Halloween-ie than that
The following is typed in disappearing cyber-byte-ink that only Elitfromnorth can read:
# Don’t listen to Shylass, her Gingerbread are just sweet. Lili or Morticia are Monsterly Sweet.. Yum #
The following is typed in disappearing cyber-byte-ink that only Elitfromnorth can read:
# Don’t listen to Shylass, her Gingerbread are just sweet. Lili or Morticia are Monsterly Sweet.. Yum #
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Is cheating the exact moment when a penis is inserted in someone mouth or vagina or stroked? And viceversa of course.
Not when that person was not happy and thoughts brewed for years? And don't tell me about leaving the partner first than shop. In real life these events don't necessarily work in this order. There are special sales going on just when you're weak, upset and with lots and lots of "money" to blow. Pun intended of course!
Bill did it for the worst reason of all "because he could" His words!
Anywayyyy. When Monica went back back to the dry cleaner. The owner was all the way at the end of the store. So, she pulled a dress from her bag and raising it in the air she shouted "EEEEuu, I have another dress for cleaning"
He didin't hear clearly so he shouted back "come again?'
Monica answered "oh NO, it's ketchup this time"
Not when that person was not happy and thoughts brewed for years? And don't tell me about leaving the partner first than shop. In real life these events don't necessarily work in this order. There are special sales going on just when you're weak, upset and with lots and lots of "money" to blow. Pun intended of course!
Bill did it for the worst reason of all "because he could" His words!
Anywayyyy. When Monica went back back to the dry cleaner. The owner was all the way at the end of the store. So, she pulled a dress from her bag and raising it in the air she shouted "EEEEuu, I have another dress for cleaning"
He didin't hear clearly so he shouted back "come again?'
Monica answered "oh NO, it's ketchup this time"
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It's now the third time.
- I sign on (mobile)
- I click on a featured member
- I click on a link on that page or try to leave (back arrow)
- Lush goes to the link but on the unsigned page.
- I click as to go on the Lush home page and I'm not signed on any longer.
Just to see if anyone is been experiencing the same problem.
- I sign on (mobile)
- I click on a featured member
- I click on a link on that page or try to leave (back arrow)
- Lush goes to the link but on the unsigned page.
- I click as to go on the Lush home page and I'm not signed on any longer.
Just to see if anyone is been experiencing the same problem.
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What is making me really happy right now is the thoughts that in a few days I will take a few days off to an island.
Mostly the happiness stems from this:
A) I will not wear a watch
B) I have opted for a room with no TV.
C) Although there's wifi, I will not bring any item that can go on the WWW.
D) I will not participate on any excursion that will require my ID and/or be restricted and managed by time.
E) I will not wear a suit to attend dinner.
F) hum hum, am I forgetting something? What also may I do or not do. Suggestions? Anyone has taken some time off like that? I always followed pretty much like that, just this time will be stricter... or should I say unrestricted.
Mostly the happiness stems from this:
A) I will not wear a watch
B) I have opted for a room with no TV.
C) Although there's wifi, I will not bring any item that can go on the WWW.
D) I will not participate on any excursion that will require my ID and/or be restricted and managed by time.
E) I will not wear a suit to attend dinner.
F) hum hum, am I forgetting something? What also may I do or not do. Suggestions? Anyone has taken some time off like that? I always followed pretty much like that, just this time will be stricter... or should I say unrestricted.
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KEO is the name space of a time capsule which will now be (hopefully) launched in 2014 carrying messages from the citizens of present Earth to humanity 50,000 years from now, when it would re-enter Earth's atmosphere.
Everyone is encouraged to write a message, you can do this on the website. Messages will not be edited. I believe deadline is about the end of this year.
You can leave your message to your great great great great great great great great KiloChild .... here
It will also carry a drop of blood encased in a diamond. Also sample of Sea, Air and others.
The messages will be on special DVDs, it will also carry instructions on how to build the DVD player.
K E O are the most frequently used sounds of the most widely spoken languages today.
Jean-Marc Philippe, a geophysicist was the creator. He passed away in 2008, when KEO was first scheduled to go in orbit.
Everyone is encouraged to write a message, you can do this on the website. Messages will not be edited. I believe deadline is about the end of this year.
You can leave your message to your great great great great great great great great KiloChild .... here
It will also carry a drop of blood encased in a diamond. Also sample of Sea, Air and others.
The messages will be on special DVDs, it will also carry instructions on how to build the DVD player.
K E O are the most frequently used sounds of the most widely spoken languages today.
Jean-Marc Philippe, a geophysicist was the creator. He passed away in 2008, when KEO was first scheduled to go in orbit.
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I'm with you Surgicalscars - been there. Men always say they can handle me but at the end of the day, most truly can't. Shame really.
Heyyyyy
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..........sex can include a whole host of other lovely and lucious things, not just straight cock-in-pussy.
Uhhh oh there's more? ... .(Just being annoying)
I don't feel there's too much sex, but just as foods, some prefer a quick burger most of the time. Some prefer more quality foods. Some like different spices. I feel it's so difficult to establish a standard as the latitude it's very ample. Just because your past lover were not to par, it could also be that somehow they really never satisfied you. That's why you felt that you never had enough. Maybe combined with the quantity (if you were getting a lot), you need also more quality.
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Reluctance, Wives.
A story that feels real (easy does it sex has never and would not entice me) and becasue of various issues it should contain a bit of reluctance. Reluctance and wife would be a great combo.
Also for fun I would like to read a story with known historic, mythological or cartoon characters. I believe would be a challenge to incorporate details and facts combined with erotica.
A story that feels real (easy does it sex has never and would not entice me) and becasue of various issues it should contain a bit of reluctance. Reluctance and wife would be a great combo.
Also for fun I would like to read a story with known historic, mythological or cartoon characters. I believe would be a challenge to incorporate details and facts combined with erotica.
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OHHH I.. DO NOT HAVE WORDS. I hope and pray that you would never have a change of heart!
I do not know much about tattoos, but I think that the artist suck! Scribble scrabble.
Hum Lushies, I wonder how far did she go on her "body" ahhh
Well she did make the world guinness.. ahh ohh ahem .. congrat!?
"She should get caught wearing the tampon dress"
I dont think this is the case, but there was another woman that tattooed all of her body for medical reasons since she could not stay in the sun at all. If I do remember correctly.
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I wouldn't wear a fake tattoo either...
Those things have to be properly embedded into your skin, I mean, you can't 'wear' a tattoo...
Good call pp
I can literaly feel the pain ... in watching!
I have yet to hear an good explanation (well one that would satisfies me) for such an indelible work on human skin. I'll add more "on a beautifully velvety female skin".