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keoloke
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United States

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Real "Woman in Uniform"

Officer Carol Shaya posed nude for Playboy magazine. Was then reassigned and subsequently dismissed from the force. She sued the police dept. for 10.000.000 arguing that some male cops not only posed nude but also made movies and they only got a suspension. Of course she lost.

So much for equality.

She really was a good cop ,really and as the photo shoot shows a good cop all-around.

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Not paying attention Huh? She was driving for 2 days? Had an accident? Got gas twice? She drove across Europe and it never dawned to her that maybe she should pull over and ask someone, LOL!! Does anyone really believe this story? I call BULLSHIT


Exactly

Maybe they moved the airport. Oh I got it. She actually went to the departure airport. AAhhhh


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That must have been some distraction!! And as a commenter on the article said, never again should I have to hear about a man refusing to pull over to get directions!


Oh yeah, this is a good one in favor of men. Hurrayyyy
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Ill reuse Mazza's photo. (Mazza you're great)

Happy belated Birthday
Lots of cocokisses and cocohugs to you

I really hope it was even better than you expected
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when i sit down (not in wooden chairs), i put my feet up first then sit on them...


How do you put your feet up first before your butt is on the chair? You grab the handles and hold your body up.. raise your feet than sit down? hummm
It will probably never be available in the US. If it’s available, it could be banned. As it could be the case of injectable magnesium chloride and injectable vitamin B complex 100. These substances are currently used to make what is called ‘Myers Cocktail‘, which is used for AIDS and other conditions as well.

Below is another current FDA ban war.

IV Vitamin C: A Powerful Healing Tool The FDA Wants Banned.
You know you’re doing something right for your health when the FDA starts prohibiting it. Intravenous (IV) vitamin C is a very power healing tool that can prevent dozens of diseases without any side effects. The treatment is so effective, it can even kill cancer....

.... Continue to the article news
Here and anywhere, I always say: "Your lie is your lie, not mine"
That is exactly why when the doctor gives me a digital exam and says “ please count till 3”

I go “ooone, oone and oone quarterrr…. Ooone and haaalf..

He's rude though.. after that violation.. he should send some flower the next day.


Anyway, I never had a prostrate massage. I also would like to know more about it.
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Do you mean you never drink or you never drank enough to get drunk? Or no matter how much you drink you dont get drunk? Only the last one would be crazy!!


Nicky thanks for pointing this out.

The answer is: I never drink enough to get drunk.

The reason is that after so much drinking, I just can’t swallow it anymore. To get drunk, I guess I would have to physically force myself to drink more.. Still I don’t think it would work because the reason that I stop drinking or mostly slow down considerably is because I cannot stomach it any longer and if I would keep on drink, I would.. vomit.

How much to get to that point it depends of how much I ate and were the alcohol come from.

p.s I brew my own beer and make my own wine.

Well about you?.. just pick one that you feel that some people would say "it's a little crazy". To me, mine was not crazy. It's people that I know that says it is.. becasue they have never known soemone who drinks and never, not even once got drunk.

Anyway, these days what I drink the most is green and white teas. Hey I should try to make an alcoholic version. haaaa
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Never happened to me. If I see a guy to whom I'm attracted ... first thing I think of is - 'what's he like down below - and what's he like in bed'.


hum hum, I don't know about this.. I could be wrong..but a crush maybe short lived but for those moments it's a very intense feeling.
What kind of crush is it, if I'm not "being crushed" with every part in my body.

I do like SexySofie explanation... short, sweet and honest. Good girl.
I do not feel that it is a little crazy thing, but some of my acquaintances say that it's actually a big crazy thing. I guess many here would also agree.

I never got drunk.

That's it.. I said it. I promise to be truly ashamed!
Well, it's an honest request. (smile) Better than some traps that I have seen to capture the female body

But no quickies here... you got to wine and dine and with the expensive stuff.. mm at least at an emotional level..

but...as I have said "it's an honest and straight request" hey you never know. Good Luck!

There may be ladies who needs urgently to wash their delicate panties on your six pack, if that’s your pic.


ps wanna cam? fun stuff or not smile you meant your opposite sex right?
It's about a year now that I use coconut oil mostly for cooking. It’s actually essential for this use, since the smoke point (when oil breaks down) is very high. Therefore coconut oil is stable and also very dense, I found that I use much less oil.

I thought it would impart a “coconut” flavor to anything, but it does not. I use extra virgin coconut oil, however I was told that the term virgin should not apply to coconut oil. I have never, so far ingested coconut oil regularly with a spoon. I will try... If you see or feel a difference in your body please do post. Thanks.

Common misconception is to use (as I did forever) Extra Virgin Olive Oil for cooking, being regarded as an healthy oil and it is but only if consumed raw.

Hey, we’re educating ourselves one drink and one bite at a time.

ps other oils to use for cooking are: macadamia and safflower.
Ghost as is portrayed by us, well NO

As some kind of energy forms, YES
Besides a good slice of toast and a good note on a trombone...

I'll go with Shawshank Redemption.

Toward the "start" of the end, Andy says to Irish Red "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

Red not even know that Andy has just planted in him the seed of hope. He will discover it later "I find I'm so excited I can barely sit or hold a thought in my head.
I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain.
I hope I can make it across the border.
I hope I can see my friend and shake his hand.
I hope the Pacific is as blue as it is in my dreams.
I hope."
A bit of a twist on a popular erotic scenario employed more than a few times @ Lush. For those who prefer innuendo.

Yup, once was definiteli not enough. A bit of the rustling sound of the clothes makes it even better.

Well Made.. Well Made Male, thanks
Time, you need time.

Wow you guys fix an hangover with aspirin? Hemorrhages anyone?
I don't know if it's been mentioned already or some similar....

If someone has used the “quote” button to reply in the forum, I believe it would be fruitful for everyone if we could get an alert on our profile.. or after we sign on.

p.s.
GAV: May the Force Be With You.

say Hi to the Lushy High Council and to Nic-Ola Kenobi
Nicky

I'm about to give her a gift (she's not even remotely expecting it) that she'll love, love, love it. Why am I saying this? Because it will require countless hours of my side of involvement with her, and I don't like it.

So, would I go to a remote place with her and have fun? Also at her request? The short answer is yes.

Some stuff might be difficult, but yes!
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. ......but I DO appreciate quality...in most things



Hum yes, it shows. Your baby speak for itself.

Thank You!
Besides the stories, the forums, the profiles (true and not), the treads, the great wines, the beers, the laughs..
Wasn't it why we signed up for?

Your sex life has become stale? Partner not interested? Same money and heartache get on Lush Stories
It’s a visual furtive greeting! (Hellooo Sneaky) ..took a shot, it's intriguing and I wanted to magnify it.

Anyway, it’s a flower constellation. eeeehhh

or...a Lush-y Brain.
Yes, I do enjoy wines. I’m not going to go into specific since my taste, although getting better and recognizing subtle aromas, it is still uneducated. I enjoy mostly reds and some whites.

I like very much a Barbera with dinner. The palatable Amarone is however my favorite. Shiraz is another. For a white I would go with a Chablis and not a fan of Pinot.

New York has some good and inexpensive wines as it was reported a few years ago. I would not drink the $30 per gallon jugs, as someone once said “wine can be made also with grapes”.
Great! I think the best was at :16 to :25,
Plummer " I'm here to flush your pipe"
Woman" ooh ohh oook, eeeeeeeeh"

Hum, that's why at the stores the shelves are empty.