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keoloke
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
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Yup Lass, I have never seen anything like that on here. Did you clogged the server again?

Lots of diamonds.. mmm a bitten cupcake too?

Anyway I join in with everyone to wish the Diamonds Girl her own very happy and healthy new year... by the way, Nice Boots!
Quote by Tranquil
fruit and veges grown outside my back door,
beef and Lamb organic farmer down the road
Chicken....now this is the problem. i don't have chickens but i do buy organic free range Chickens from the supermarket, i can only hope the laws here make sure that they are indeed organically raised.


Bless You
If toys are not good (toxic paints) from China than we can imagine how’s the food.

Remember S O i L - The emphasis is on Seasonal Organic and Local as much as you can.

Also cook more at home. You know what goes or can go on in your kitchen, than you can imagine but still underestimate what goes on in a restaurant kitchen and they are all stressed by financial commitments.. read also greedy.

Fish is been under scrutiny right now here in NY. Words as wild or sushi graded are not much associated with the real meaning. Restaurants that serve $30 Wild Red Snapper.. it's really a $3 tilapia from an overcrowded farmed tank.

Check these interesting documentaries FOOD MATTER and FOOD INC
Taxy

Cheers

The Honeymooners

The Cosby Show

Married With Children

Going to Extremes


I do not have 10.
There was a show named: Kids Say the Darndest Things. It was so funny and appropriate. Also one of the primary kids job is to be silly.

This is not.
Quote by Nikki703
I gave up alcohol for Lent and so far, so good. But I am going to Las Vegas in early March. So it will take a miracle!!


It's OK Nikky. It's the city of sin anyway, it's allowed. If you don't sin you can get arrested there. Like they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... just don't bring home any of the happily swimming creatures from the above cartoon.

Enjoy your trip, be safe.
This topic is toooo funny. Something different is always welcome. I knew it was going to stir lots of emotions.

Dancing Doll said “I don't consider guys with handles like 'Hugecock69' to ever be packing more than 4 or 5 'real' inches.” DD you’re wrong, I think this was discussed on another thread: One imperial Inch = 1 ¾ Internet Inch, thus giving (at least) the usual 9”.

My thoughts:

- HC69 your post has been dissected, scrutinized and painted with true colors by the “writers” who also must have some grey matter.

- If you were doing good (cybering and the such) why have you changed so many IDs? Because you noticed how it got progressively worse? Chatting however still goes on. I would hop on a kangaroo and go complain straight to the source.

- The site got a new identity? From LushCyber to LustStories? I'm not here that long I wouldn't know.

- Oops, I hope you have not chatted and cybered with SweetyPie27. He's a 47 great looking, hairy truck driver from Las Vegas USA. Yup he's packing a 10”… internet inches that is.

- C’mon man. Have you noticed the Erotic Stories Writing Forum? Morgan Hawke's writing tips and advice? The Writer's Resources? There are thousands of post. The Lush Publishing? with the latest from Shylass? It's sold at Amazon.com. Damn, I wish I was one of those “not real writers”

- You read stories right? If they can materialize “on paper” their thoughts, emotions and lusty imagination and make you live it THAN THEY ARE REAL WRITERS.

You descend into the wolf den and start to picking at the bones? Are you crazy?

Anyway I congratulate you as a “non real writer” to get 5 pages of post in a matter of hours.

… Hmmm I know, he's going to come out soon and say “Candid Camera” gotchaaaa
Lot's of interesting facts.

Hungary porn star ratio is about 1 to 14,000 persons.. WOW
Brazil 1 to over 2 million
US about 1 for every 100,000
Italy, Germany about 1 for every 500,000 (Italy more)

Who knows why that breakdown, it doesn't show a pattern regarding the financial stability of a country. Hmm it's got to do with the horniness ? Noooo

Go figure it
Update: I did have a glass (OK two) of red in honor of St Valentine, (the best of excuses). I'm back on track now. Yes, I did feel the difference since I was "dry" for 13 days. You don't think that it affects you when you have a drink every day or most days.


I remember when all the people were living now and for today not in the past or for the future that may never come.

I remember when there were no frontiers.

I remember when all the people lived in harmony without any greed or possessions. All for all.

Than I opened my eyes and turned the TV on.
First Valentine not at a restaurant. I had asked two weeks before if it was OK.

So, this was the menu:

Wine Braised Lamb Shank
Caramelized Shallots n Vegetables
Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes

Panna Cotta.

Not much room for dessert, so I opted for an easy but deliciously small one.


Con:
One must obviously gather ingredient and prepare the meal.

Pro:
No getting ready for the outing.
No driving, no battling traffic and or parking if any.
No waiting to be seated (possibly).
Shaded room with relaxing, personal and quite candlelight dinner, no waiters.
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damn do i love a soaked

puss ... pickle


The degree of moistness achieved depend partially by you.
The few women that I have dated had established a much deeper emotional connection than a two digit number. As a result, I cannot pick one among the two groups.

--- for Valentine's day ---
“We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly”
Sam Keen
That's because we're looking for the considered PROPER (which it's also expected) instead of the REAL gift?


“We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly” Sam Keen
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"Reinvigorating your body, boosting your bank balance, and cleansing your soul."

I'm giving it a go for the whole 28 days...I can really relate to this article.

Who's with me?

It is a celebrity scandal and it got nothing to do with his health. It's about power administration.
You have had 3somes with her.. you just did it. You never needed advices. Now you do because you’re uncertain about it.

You would need to ask yourself a few questions so you may be able to figure out how to proceed.

1. If it was your relationship, would it be OK?

2. People that are in strong relationships and do swing they do it just to further enrich and to only spice up their sex life. They just put some (occasional) garnish on top of an already great dish. Your friends’ relationship is only nine months old; I doubt they are connected that strongly. If they are in a relationship and they want a third than they are swinging, it’s not the same as what you girls already did.

3. Let them swing first with someone also, if they are OK than they can try with you.

4. She has talked about the encounters that you girls had and since it’s OK for her, he thought why not? So he said OK. I believe most men would say yes. If all goes well, good. I always say that if it something feels good, how bad can it be? Unless of course it’s illegal.

5. If it turns out not so good, think of this: The screwing that you do it’s not worth the screwing that you’ll get.

No one can think for you. You heard her side; you do not know his side and most importantly what’s in his head.
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Okay, can I please have $100 for every girl on this thread that receives a friend request?


Haaa, good one and I agree.

No offense Jake, she didn't say by whom, maybe not you but the $100 stands.

Fun thread.
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Was very tempted to open a bottle of wine tonight, had a day from hell.

Managed to crack a tooth at the weekend, and the dentist told me I need a crown (no, not for my head silly). She told me it will take 4 visits, and cost in the region of $2300...have checked around, that's pretty standard. I don't have medical insurance, and even if I did, they'd only pay a max of $750 per year for dental.

Getting old sucks!





This abstemiousness is already costing you thousands and without the fun.

p.s. Ouch! I have just realized something, Valentine's day is this month and I have already said that I was in for the challenge.
I'm in. I went easy anyway since January 2nd. I have not had any alcohol for Feb and it's already the 4th. Just little over 20 days to go so.. I can do it.

I had promised myself a healthier year, as a result I have not had any brown coffee (no milk also) since January. So, here we go no alcohol also.. for now.
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Dude, are you the forum police or something, chill! Did you write your directions on all the other versions of this topic, if you did you should get a badge for upholding the clear and concise directions for getting to a topic which has been asked no more than once! Thanks but no thanks sheriff


Typical online reaction. C’mon.

Just because you’re behind a screen in the vast cyberspace you feel it gives you sanctuary to use a choice of words not appropriate for the comment that you were given?

A) They are there to help
B) Maybe you didn’t know that it was a topic already brought up, with lots of info that may already satisfy you.
C) Your topic was not deleted…. Dude!
They say a child is a blessing.

What is the right age to be a parent? For some never and that is also a blessing. They get to live the life as they want, and the child that never came to life.. never came to life. Happy too.

You.. well, you will have the child now. If you do not want the child, think adoption. Lots of couples would love to raise one. If on the other hand you want to keep the baby, remember that puppies require about 15 years commitment, while with a human baby, it’s a lifetime. If all goes well, we as parents should pass before them.

What’s fair and what’s not about you and the child mother only you guys know and can establish. Ideally you and her raise the child..together or not.

What you can do regardless of anything (if you want), is to step up and be the best father for your child. You have an idea of how to do that, you have or had a father or a father figure in your life. You know what you liked and what you didn’t, start from there. Enlist all the help that you can from your family and just be there and manifest your love for your child. Lots of work but you’ll also reap rewards from day one.

Than no matter what the future will hold, no money and no one can ever take her/him from you.
Interesting read. Example: 90% of men (being conservative?) fantasize sexually about people they meet, while only 61% of women do it.

A free pass for one night? Men (65%) and just under half of women (43%) found this a compelling proposition. Interestingly enough even with a free pass many would not do it. Haaa, We do have a dignity after all, but only 43%? C’mon ladies, I’m not saying it’s not true but.. yup Mars is different than Venus. Who am I kidding anyway, I would not. Together.. hmmm that’s another story.

Read the article HERE, would you drop in those category?
Wow Lush is processing an average (for now) of 46 stories per day? That is certainly a lot of work for the mods. Wasting precious minutes just to reject a story is unfruitful and must be frustrating for the mods, who also have their own stories and lives.

I do understand the need for tougher guidelines.

Nevertheless congratulation on the increasing success of the site.
I have never said it to anyone without the proper mean of it. It's too much of a powerfully deep word to use it freely without the true appropriate value. I don't even use it in my everyday language. I would undermine and confuse myself if I would say without being worth of the feeling and after awhile it would became stale and deprived of the sensational power that it carries, thus numbing me of that feeling.

I do use it most everyday and even jokingly as a tease "how much do you love me" but with just a few persons.