Whatever came before, wandering loose, searching for any sort of work, she ended up in my photo studio. It was sad, almost heartbreaking, given the spark in her eye and her obvious attributes. I don't know what came before. I didn't ask, I didn't press. I just embraced my fortune. I fed and bathed her, then taught her to clean my camera. After some practice, she was able to open up my aperture to perfection. I think I might make her a partner soon.

Oh, sure. I finally finish cooking up the last of the castaways for dinner and now you announce this.

Wait. Is that a ship on the horizon...?

Lewd Luau
Saturday at sunset. Wear or be bare. The choice is always yours.
Brine shrimp gumbo, clam kelp kabobs, spicy grilled pineapple, coconut sorbet.
Seating is limited, so book early. Unaccounted pets must be left at the door. (They will be provided for, of course, but we are not responsible for how they feel for you afterwards)
By popular demand, there will be no keroke, though throat singing is allowed.

shrimp in a mushroom/shallot/garlic gratin with a spinach salad

Arsenic or strychnine -- does it really make a difference in the end?

Honey-glazed chicken breast with almonds. Roasted red potato, carrots, and garlic.

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Why the fuck does everyone have to be naked in these fights?

I believe it is in one of the lower subsections of the Lush TA

Heidi Seeki, I'm The Prize

I am good, too. I hope John enjoys his biscuits.

It has been down for me since mid morning, Southern Cali time. I figured SimplyJohn was uploading another of his Carnal Biscuit videos and overloading the servers.

Miss Pixel and I spent the year in exile living in my great-uncle's home, the Fortress of Solitude, while I settled his estate. I finished just as Covid was exploding.

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My biscuits and your biscuits. Meaning:

My biscuits are mine! Don't you dare eat any.

Your biscuits. For you and me.

This applies to beer in the cooler, as well.

looks under table cloth... shifts sand in the kitty litter box... checks garden pet cemetery for freshly turned earth...

Nope, nothing doing.

The Slick Nick

Nice. He is kind with his appreciations.

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Sparrowhawk?

a young Cooper's

With complicity and hypocrisy as core tenets, I see no reason why not, though I still wouldn't trust them entirely.

Only in my dreams

I wish the snake's coils to be soft and intimate, the flicking tongue full and free in it's will.

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How long does it take to have a picture that you upload to your Private folder, to actually show up in the folder?

A few hours ago, it took about 5 minutes, but I have waited a few hours in the past. It all depends on the load the system is dealing with.

I have done the same in the past and it took several days before my page was renewed.

My Orgasm 'Tis Of Thee

That's too bad -- they cropped the picture too much and cut off the pretty bush tit, my personal fav.

I have nets, sharp knives, and recipes for that. For those needing sustenance tonight, I'm doing a quick grilled fillet with lemon grass and wild garlic drizzle. Dress code is as you like, but don't blame us.

Hogshead Revisited