Every commercial American beer. They are all simply unprocessed urine.

Some days just getting out of bed is the best you can do.

Quote by Squire3

Oh. and all this time....

See? That's why I just changed it. People were so disappointed I wasn't.

I doubt it; I'm not Bella Freud.

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This seems unrelated but I have liked some comments on stories and the likes seemed to have disappeared after a time. They were there when I logged out and immediately logged in. However a few days later they were gone. The count was back down to 0 likes. ??

This is the norm on Forum and Group pages. Likes given and received only last a short time. Sometimes it's just a few hours, then poof back to zero. It has been brought up many times.
I have not seen any vanish on stories themselves, but any comment likes do disappear.

So, I have a question.

I get a 'dic pic' from somebody. I respond by posting a message on their Profile:

"Congratulations!
You are now a member of POOP:
Pathetic Organs On Parade
Here's a selection of your fellow dinky danglers"

and follow up with a maybe a hundred more posts of cock shots.

Do I get banned, if he complains? Or is good for the goose good for the gander?

Nope, nope, nope, not a one.

I send back a nice picture of my new 8" Wüsthof slicing some bratwurst. So far, they've all gotten the point.

tempted to press the button...

The sound of Miss Pixel clearing a hairball at 3:20 am.
Oh, wait. You mean like in a sexual way -- keys on a carabiner and tight clipped fingernails.

Salmon in parchment with leeks, shallots, and white wine; turmeric jasmine rice with toasted almonds.

Usually between my legs, almost always in private, but sometimes I can just sit there and think myself right into heaven. Last time the lady next to me at the lecture was quite amused. We had coffee later.

Quote by NatashaTsarinaErotic

Experience is a must to write credible erotica, in my humble opinion.

I've only had one lover and for a short time. My stories may indeed prove your point, but it hasn't stopped me from writing them, as you can see.

Quote by welshman

Pardon?

You know, popcorn, raisinettes, something sweet to drink.

raisinettes

For lesbians, it's sort of a given -- but that's probably not what you mean.

Began as a Naughty LLC intern. With an astounding display of erotic overtime in three separate departments and the management staff therein, she was asked to join the firm as Director of Internal Morale, Motivation, and Sexy Under-The-Desk Stuff.

Knobby Britches

(still trying to figure out what Raquelle Silverfire means)

Take 5 -- Dave Brubeck

Awesome Outback

Red Rock Ready

99 Tears -- ? & The Mysterians

slow cooked baby back ribs with honey/garlic glaze; roasted potato and asparagus

I had a late night comp delusion. It had passed by morning, so I used the two pages of hen scratch to light a fire. It's been morning coolish and there were some other things that needed to give up their energy and disappear.

Quote by lynnwitt

Well, one suggestion for the name of this place was "The Island of Misfit Toys". But then, we discovered, empirically, that all the toys DID fit, though some required a touch of Kistin's palm oil lube.

Patent pending.

The Stones of Yr Wyddfa

Lollipop/traffic-stop lady taste-tester -- let go for excessive overtime.