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lafayettemister
Over 90 days ago
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How about you and I team up and have some fun with Poppet?
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Some point in their life? Im 45, and it has never ended! I am now to the point I cant stop ”projecting” anger. I have the cool job, a cool history, done really cool stuff, yet still, its the pretty boys with a gangster edge that girls fall for. I have tried..and tried to be the nice guy and let this roll off my furry back, but I guess three decades is long enough.
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Ok, shows what the focus is on...1) did shave, grows back in about five day. 2) used Nair, grows back in a week.3) wax failed, took skin with it.
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Acthally no bs, tried it, jamed it up. And yeah, it burts lik e hell
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Removing desire to impress or be with any female. And no not going gay. Same issue, different gender
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perceived slight? A perceived slight would be something like misunderstanding spontaneous laughter as you walked by in a bar, not an eruption of.laughter when you ask a lady to dance. Not when you simply offer two drunk ladies a ride home because they are drunk and ypu receive, ”sorry, not into geezers.rather get pulled.over” side note, she was only five years younger than me, she was the wife of a Soldier I had deployed with. Not when youre ordered to put a shirt on during swim pt because the females.are.complaining...out loud. Is that a perceived slight?
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Actually, I have failed at the majority of tasks in my life. Laughter is no issue, as I said, Im used to it.
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I did find another way, it is just the one the.therapists didnt like, cutting interaction as much as possible. I do not require heavy meds. My issue is not a biochemical imbalance. Despite 13 concussions, my brain functions nominally. I just dont .. Think like other people I guess and here is the result.
I call bullshit. Each reply you post paints your life more and more miserable. Each becoming more and more outlandish. At one point you say you have a cool job and cool history, and done cool shit. Then you go on to act as if you have nothing to offer.
You can't use backhair removal tools because it grows back (that's the thing about being alive, shit grows). You can trim your "fur" and keep it managed, some chicks like hairy "manly" looking men.
Oh, you say you're not going gay. Men don't dig you either? So you've tried "going gay"? Who knew a person could just change their sexuality?
Failed at majority of tasks? I thought you had a cool job and a cool history?
13 concussions? Now that I buy. You need to get to a doctor immediately because you've knocked something loose up there. The hamster's been knocked off his wheel and someone's turned the lights out and he can't find it. I feel like I have a concussion after watching everyone bang their heads against the wall trying to help.
This screams of Forum Troll! Are you sure your name isn't Bigguns or Rico?
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I see I made myself misunderstood again. And it is invoking responses that one would expect. Ms trinket: I just dont want to need interpersonal contact with people. I can do this for a while, as most can, on anger. But that will either shorten my fuse, raise my tolerance or morph into something else. As most will probably readily comment, I dont have friends, ex took care of that. Just want the need gone.
Mr Felix, I dont drink
Mr wellmademale: 1) thats a marvel comic book Character, I have an affinity for werewolf lore. I see how I am perceived as self centered, was not my intent, just wanted advice. I countered your input only because it had been tried and failed. Self mutilation or self harm would be a true sign of insanity. Unfortunately, the.job I am taking upon retiring will require the use of.a computer. The creature in the picture drives a classic muscle car and had, at least, a sizeable family fortune. Ms doll, same drama exists in those sites, just fake avatars. I am medicated and I have to wait till I get to Mt retirement spot to get a pet. Thank you for the suggestions.
I thought your brain functions normally and it wasn't a biochemical imbalance? Now you're medicated?!
Cough couch... BULLSHIT!!!
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but.. but... You said you waxed your undercrackers!
Oh gawd, do you ever listen? I said I "wanted saltine crackers". Fucking women.
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What's this "cotton" you are banging on about? In the pics you showed me, you were wearing lace!
That was cruel. You know I'm sensitive about that. It wasn't black lace, I just have a hairy crotch.
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This thread is discriminatory. What if a dude likes wearing cotton panties?
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Some point in their life? Im 45, and it has never ended! I am now to the point I cant stop ”projecting” anger. I have the cool job, a cool history, done really cool stuff, yet still, its the pretty boys with a gangster edge that girls fall for. I have tried..and tried to be the nice guy and let this roll off my furry back, but I guess three decades is long enough.
Dude, back away from the ledge.
First of all, there are plenty of "beautiful" people and "pretty boys" out there that suffer just like you do. Is is easier to get a mate if you're good looking, yeah probably. But finding a date and keeping him/her are two different things. Millions of good looking, succcessful, attractive people out there live alone and in misery. Because they're shitty people and/or have a shitty attitude. Don't assume that all the pretty people out there are living it up and all the ugly people are living lonely lives. We all know miserable pretty people and happy ugly people.
I haven't read this whole thread, word for word so I don't knwo what kind of women you're going after. If you're not a "pretty boy" (I'm not either, btw), then you shouldn't be going after all the Homecoming Queens out there. It's a harsh reality. People love to talk about inner beauty, but you could be Gandhi on the inside while looking like the Elephant Man on the outside, it ain't gonna matter. Seth Rogan will never hook up with Angelina Jolie. Neither could I for that matter.
If your online profiles show any of this desperate and self defeatist attitude, women are going to avoid you like the plague. They, and men too, can sense that desperation a mile away. You're probably putting off that vibe. Gotta fix yourself first, man.
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Ask the Gals... but I'm playing anyway.
Misty May-Treanor just does it for me.
And so does Amanda Beard.
Misty May-Treanor just does it for me.
And so does Amanda Beard.
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semen volume pills.
I had no idea such things existed and I have no problem producing semen. But, more semen means a stronger sensational orgasm. Thinking I may have to get some of these just to try it out!
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The Clydesdale one was kinda cute. The GoDaddy one sucked and for me to say anything with Bar Refaeli was bad is rare, LOL!! It looked like she smacked the shit out of the nerdy guy first, his face was all red, LOL.
I really didnt understand why so many people criticized the VW commercial with the white guy with the Jamaican accent as being racist. I really didnt see anything racist about it.
But overall I think the commercials were terrible this year.
I saw some people said teh VW commercial was racist, it wasn't. Thankfully, someone in the Jamaican government say the ad and he said it was funny and well represented teh spirit of his people. If he ain't offended, neither am I.
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Cumon, LM! I was just trying to say that math is sometimes hard for me to stay on top of. It's tough for me to get a firm and well-rounded grasp on the the ins and outs of it all. You know I haven't been getting dick lately and, yet, you hold it against me. *sigh* I'm not even aware I'm doing it. No need to have a mass debate about it. You know it's been really hard, but you still gotta stick it to me, huh? You did even start slow, you just had to slam it home! Well, I certainly felt the thrust of your point.
*Thank you uncyclopedia for helping me to wrap my hands around all those sexual innuendos.
Ha. That right there is Lush Forum Hall of Fame material.
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I know this is Ask the Gals, but...
It sure ain't gonna stroke itself.
It sure ain't gonna stroke itself.
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We have to add and then divide and also adjust for averages???*sigh* I always sucked at math and it looks like I'm going to fail at cum equations, too.
So much for knowing that answer the next time it pops up on Trivial Pursuit.
That's a good way to start your cum volume testing. I'm just sayin'. That whole reply was full of Freudian slips.
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I could give up alcohol for a month, pretty easily. But not in February. Way too much Mardi Gras stuff to go too. We've already had two parades and there's dozens more planned, been to one Mardi Gras ball and another still to attend. Mardi Gras without beer is like dry sex. Not nearly as much fun.
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I'm not a Brit, so you may not care what I say. But for me, some random dude trying to chat me up in the locker room wouldn't garner him any points. Especially if I'm in some state of undress. When I was in high school and college I belonged to a large gym. A group of us would go work out together, 2 or 3 times a week. There were a few guys we called "followers", as they'd follow us around the gym and into the locker room. Once we even passed one in the hallway, he was freshly showered and on his way out as we were going in. Miraculously, he showed back up in the sauna and showers when we were done.
Talking to someone in the actual gym/work out area. I'm not good at starting conversations either but I think I'd be more receptive to one in a more public place. If your gym has a trainer, start talking with him. He may know someone that needs a workout buddy and you can form a friendship there and gain more friends from his associations. I'll think more on it.
edit... once you know a guy, or have at least spoken to him before... then a chat in the locker room would be a little more acceptable
Talking to someone in the actual gym/work out area. I'm not good at starting conversations either but I think I'd be more receptive to one in a more public place. If your gym has a trainer, start talking with him. He may know someone that needs a workout buddy and you can form a friendship there and gain more friends from his associations. I'll think more on it.
edit... once you know a guy, or have at least spoken to him before... then a chat in the locker room would be a little more acceptable
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Thankfully my orgasms, about 90% of the time, are extremely intense and insanely pleasurable be it on my own or especially whilst with a partner. As for having an orgasm that caused me to fall unconscious or become unresponsive, not yet (haha) BUT I have had orgasms where I have come close to blacking out and/or saw stars circling my head from the sheer force of it all. Those kinds of orgasms usually only occur when I'm engaging with a painfully full bladder Yes, you heard correctly - please tell me I'm not the only that loves climaxing this way??? Climaxing while having a full bladder not only exponentially intesifies my orgasms to the point where I nearly black out/see stars as it but when finally go to relieve myself, provided I catch the 'wave' at just the right time, the sensations only prove to extend and enhance my already mind-blowing and toe-curling climax! Yeah, it's about as good as it gets I think *sigh*
That is rather interesting. Do you have the full bladder climax with a partner or is it as intense if you've masturbated?
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If he's not naked? Height and shape.
And if he is naked?
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What, the Crisco vegetable oil ain't workin for ya?
I think Minnie would agree with you...
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I always thought the reason that men in past eras of history wanted virgins is because they didn't want the woman to have any perspective to know whether or not he was good in bed. In current times, usually when I've heard some guy talking about how he prefers virgins, I get the same vibe. It's that low self-confidence that leads them to want a woman that won't know that his 30 second humping isn't a good thing. Controlling men who want to totally dominate all aspects of their woman's lives.. they prefer women who've been "unsullied".
If I'm attracted to a woman, the number of sex partners is irrelevant. Be it 1000 or 0.
If I'm attracted to a woman, the number of sex partners is irrelevant. Be it 1000 or 0.
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My first ever actual sex was with my girl frend at the age of 18 when I was in uni. We both wanted it so bad and went to a remote, rarely frequented ladies toilet of the uni. She went in first and I followed her.
Both took off all clothes in a jiffy, just a kiss and hugs and I was stone hard. She was standing with her back to the wall and placed her one foot on commode to provide me space in between her legs.
I rubed onto her pussy and she guided me nto her. She was so wet that just a thrust in and I hit her cervix deep in.
First thrust and she squirted so hard, the entire floor of the toilet was soaked.
I had no idea then that girls squirt too. I wisperingly asked her if shee peed and she blushed beet red without any answer.
We did it many a time later too, in that very toilet, but in a better position; me sitting over the commode seat and she fucking me stradding.
Alas she left me for a ship owner.
Wow! Your first ever sexual experience, your first lay and you made the girl squirt? That's some skill you have. Everything after that must have been a letdown?