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lafayettemister
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · New Orleans

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I'd like to say I would eat my own cum, but I just can't. It's not that I'm not open minded enough for it, but i have a weak stomach for some things. The texture/consistency of cum would make me retch.
Me: Hello, how are you today?
Customer: Oil Change

Grrrr, I didn't fucking ask you that. I'm greeting you pleasantly as you come into my business and I'm appreciative for your patronage. I get that response dozens of times a day, whenever someone actually responds to the greeting I'm shocked. We'll get to the fact that you want an oil change, but when someone says "Hello"... fucking say Hello back. Fucking fuck