I'd like to say I would eat my own cum, but I just can't. It's not that I'm not open minded enough for it, but i have a weak stomach for some things. The texture/consistency of cum would make me retch.
How about just "regular" buddies?
Fetish that no one knows about? No. One that very very few know about, yes.
Scoot over, I'm getting in with you.
Damn right!
edit.. was meant for KG.
Nikki.. sure. We can take a nap.
Nikki has a mini orgasm every time she sneezes.
Come on Nikki, let's wrestle.
I may have seconds of chocolate.
Be careful what you wish for....
Ok, but I prefer chocolate pastry. That ok?
Can I make myself into a Maz/CD sandwich?
Suck, and fuck. Mind if i throw in a lick or two along the way?
Settling into position...
Then bend your ass over and take it like a champ!
Let's do both, you decide in which order.
Me: Hello, how are you today?
Customer: Oil Change
Grrrr, I didn't fucking ask you that. I'm greeting you pleasantly as you come into my business and I'm appreciative for your patronage. I get that response dozens of times a day, whenever someone actually responds to the greeting I'm shocked. We'll get to the fact that you want an oil change, but when someone says "Hello"... fucking say Hello back. Fucking fuck
If you're shy, then I really do have a 14 inch cock.
How could I possible refuse an ass like that!?
Hugs, kisses, gropes, dry humps, sucks, fucks.
Hugs would be a nice friendly start.
She must be drunk and disoriented.