Hell if I know. I keep telling her to turn the little switch on the door knob but she's still locked in there.
Oops. I'd say, "get ready, i'm going to fuck your brains out." lol
I've had Verizon for almost 10 years and I've never had any problem with them. Before Verizon I had AT&T and my bill was wrong every. single. month. And they always tried to blame me but it wasn't, they just couldn't get it right. With Verizon I get great phone/smartphone choices and great service. I've probably had maybe three dropped calls in the last five years. I'm due for an upgrade in December and I'm ready for my new toy.
Lots'O Fuckin' n suckin'.
To the OP. You may be a really shitty guy, but maybe not. It's a little easy to paint this guy as an awful person, but he's not a murderer. There is a slight double standard here. If a wife came onto Lush talking about how her husband has gotten big and fat and has horribly foul smelling farts and he wasn't satisfying her needs... no one would be calling her a names like: dick, selfish, nasty, dickhead, jerk. Everyone would be "there there, it's ok. if he's not fulfilling your every need and desire as a woman you should definitely go out and find some young big dicked stud to fuck your lights out. You go girl!" Give me a break.
As he said, leaving isn't an option because of the kids. Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't love his wife. But he clearly loves his kids. People always talk about deadbeat dads and men that leave the wives and children, talk about how we wish men would "think of the kids". Well, here's a guy that's doing that. We're going to shit on the guy because he wants to be around to raise his kids? Nah, I'm not buying that. Nor do I buy the concept that kids are "better off" when their parents divorce and all the stress of home life goes away. If there's daily yelling, screaming, arguing, fighting or constant verbal/physical confrontations, yes. Otherwise, sticking around for the kids isn't such a bad thing. As mentioned earlier, he never said he loves his wife. Never said he doesn't either. Maybe he loves her but isn't "IN" love with her.
Leaving isn't as easy as it sounds. As the father of children it's hard to just up and leave knowing that in our society you'll only get partial custody and your relationship with your kids will be limited. How many wives would leave their husbands if they knew that after leaving, they'd only see their kids every other weekend? And that the person you were unable to live with is the person raising your kids without your input. Not many, I promise you.
Dude, if you want to have an affair do it. But know that it's not good for your own personal soul. From one cheater to a potential cheater, don't go down that road unless you're certain you can live with it. And know that if you get caught, you will lose in divorce. You'll lose the kids and doing all those things you mentioned. No band practice, doctor's appointments, all that stuff will be done by the primary custodian. Your wife. You may "get" to do it on occassion, but it won't be your choice when you can or can't. After you cheat, you'll see a different man in the mirror. It's not all pussy and cum, it will weigh on your mind.
edit.... A quick search of Lush stories with the tag "cheating" opens 28 pages totaling 693 stories
Do the opposite of what I've described. Moan, move your hips with his. Grab his hair, push his mouth to your mouth and/or to your tits. Wrap your legs around him. REach down and play with your clit or his balls. Lots of things can be done to make missionary more exciting.
I've had good missionary and bad missionary. The bad was because she basically just laid there. No hip movement to match mine. No feet up with her heels on my ass. Very little if any hands on my ass or back of my head. Basically she let me use her pussy as a masturbation toy. Which as I type it sounds like a good plan, but it wasn't.
I'll start with a wetness test in order to see if and how much she's aroused.
The Tebow train cometh. Maybe God really is watching.... according to YahooSports....
"Sanchez, who wears jersey No. 6, has 6 touchdown passes and 6 interceptions so far. He's averaging 6.6 yards per attempt, and his longest completion is 66 yards. His passer rating: 66.6.
Throw in a pregame tweet from Tebow noting that the Jets-Texans clash was the 666th Monday Night Football game, followed by the obligatory biblical passage, and the NFL might as well start printing Satanchez jerseys in green-and-white."
There you have it. Tebow is on God's team. Satanchez plays for the devil.
Does having a someone there to enjoy it with you count as a little thing?
Rope, lube, baseball bat.
I'm going to go with no sex at all. Definitely not your performing oral sex on her. And as DD said, a condom won't protect you. If you stay in this relationship and it becomes a long term commited thing, then you'll have some decisions to make. If you have any sexual contact with her you have to accept the fact that you could very possibly contract herpes. It may not be very PC, but it's your body and if you don't want to get herpes, then you need to move on. Unless you stay with this woman for the rest of your life, then you'll have to tell all YOUR future partners of your condition and risk losing them when they decide against staying with you. Could be your future soulmate that walks away. Sometimes life sucks, this is one of those times you may have to make a choice that is hurtful to someone else but is in your very best interest.