Another hug and more beer.
"A nymphomatic who forced a man to have sex with her eight times has struck again." = Funny story
A man who forced a woman to have sex with him eight times has struck again. = Felony sexual assault.
Yea, I know. I'm a total killjoy.
Haha, that's pretty damn funny!
That tattoo artist is a piece of crap, himself. He should go to jail for that stunt.
I'm not her type, but would hope for a hug.
I love the Summer Olympics (absolutely HATE Winter Olympics, southern boy) I'll watch whatever I can. Gymnastics, swimming, diving, track & field, beach volleyball... those are my go to events. I could watch the Olympics 24/7. Love that shit.
That lady needs to lose her license to practice dentistry. Then go to jail. Ruining a dude's life and health because he dumped you? Lock her up!
Yea, because a sex site FULL of members who have never heard of double penetration. Still your original question is a bit goofy.
Oh yea, she knows i want to bury the bone in her!
Just for the record, women forget too. Of all my closest friends, I'm the youngest. They all had surprise 40th birthday parties with all family and friends present. When my 40th bday came around I got absolutely nothing. Even though I didn't expect or want a party since my bday is so close to Christmas, a gift or Happy Birthday would have been nice. And I got chewed out for being annoyed. Pfft.
Chances are if you have a husband/bf, and he has online lovers, then him forgetting about your birthday is the least of your concerns.
It's not something I'd be interested in doing. But, as mentioned before there are lots of videos on the web that show this exact thing. So it isn't unheard of. If you're ok with it and if she's ok with it. Go for it. Maybe she has some deep down fetish fantasy about being taken when she has no control. Maybe you have the same fantasy. If you're BOTH ok with it, have at it. However, if you're looking for opinions or permission from outsiders don't be upset if they disagree.
edit... if she is NOT okay with it or if you have never discussed it... DO NOT do it. That would be sexaul assault. Don't assume she's ok with it, be 100% certain.
edit #2... and let's face it. if she's "sleeping" during the whole act, then she's acting it out to fulfill the fantasy (your's and/or her's). I don't think any woman would be able to actually remain asleep while being fucked.
I like the profiles that state "ABSOLUTELY NO MEN DO NOT ADD OR YOU'LL BE BLOCKED!!!!", but you can see their friends list and there are a couple guys. Kinda blows their entire bio out of the water and loses all credibility. If it had any to begin with. It's kinda like telling a car salesman, "we're only looking". Yea, they don't believe that shit either.
Since we're both a little sticky, care to hop in a take a shower together. It's all about water conservation, and nothing to do with up close nakedness. haha
I think I'll just enjoy the view for a little while To make you more comfortable I'll put on some music. What would you like to hear while I gaze at your nakedness?
Wanna go to a gig tonight too?
Her womanly duties. Laundry, dishes, cook, polish knob, vacuum. The usual.
I'm right hand dominant. So usually I get off with my right hand. Righty is like my long time lover. Always there, steady and consistent. Knows how to please me and get me off quickly.
Lefty is like my mistress. Lefty tends to take more time and is less dextrous, which is good sometimes. Like a new lover feeling around and finding her way.
It depends on the occassion.
A short, cleavage revealing black cocktail dress. Yum
A perfectly fitting bikini on a sandy sweaty body. Mmm
Yoga pants and a shirt that allow a view of ass and crotch.
Add to the yoga pants, a baseball cap with a ponytail pulled through the back! RAWRRRR fucking love a woman in a cap.
Bwahaha. You two are some cold hearted bad boy loving chicks!!