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lafayettemister
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by emmiclaire
Maybe because they are lesbians? haha
They don't want to talk to men on website like this if they're only interested in women.

I mean, if someone was a straight male, they're not really going to add men on here.
If someone was a gay male, they're not really going to add females on here.
If someone was a straight female, they're not really going to add females on here.

If this site wasn't a sexual site, it would be different. But it is, and people typically only want to add the gender(s) they are interested in.


But but, Lush is a Literature site.
What about the double standard that a man can work outdoors without a shirt on and be seen as hard working, while if a woman is topless while mowing her lawn is a slut?
Dress professionally (no less than slacks, dress shirt, and tie), smile, shake hands firmly (not the dead fish handshake) while looking the person in the eye.
Fuck you you arrogant useless lazy piece of shit. If you were on fire in a ditch I wouldn't piss on you to put out the fire. If you get hit by a train I will secretly celebrate that I don't have to look at your ugly motherfucking bald head again. I'll lean down into your casket and whisper "i'm glad you're gone you fucking asshole". The hardest part is going to be hiding my smile from everyone in the room. I literally hate you. I hate you with every fiber of my being, you narcissitic, needle dicked, pea brained cunt of a man.


How's that for fucking rage. I hope it meets thread requirements.
Quote by LusciousLola


Nice story mister. His version of "fun & funny" isn't quite the same as mine.

This is how it really went:
Lola: I think it's time we go. Give me the keys and I'll drive.
LM: I can drive. In fact, I want to DRIVE you home right now (stumbling towards me and grabbing at my ass).
Lola: Lets just get you home honey. I unlock his truck and turn around to help him in. LM is standing there with a dopey grin on his face and his pants around his ankles. LM takes a step towards me and starts to fall. I grab him and then start to pull his pants up. But my pie-eyed guy decides to take a leak and its hitting MY shoes! I reach over grab his cock and point it away from my now ruined shoes.


Well, she didn't really point my cock away from her shoes. When she grabbed hold of me the angle of my dangle went from softly pointing down to firmly pointing up. Not only did her shoes get ruined, but her white t-shirt became quite wet and transparent. And I'm not totally sure since I was drunk, but I swear she aimed it at her nipples.
10 Reasons You Should Take Your Kid To Mardi Gras

Parades and balls and parties happen all over the lower half of the state, in most towns between New Orleans and the Texas state line. All the stuff the writer of this article claims is absolutely true. In the last 10 years or so I've gone to several Mardi Gras parades each year and I've seen a total of one breast. I can also attest to the joy in a child's face when he/she makes eye contact with a float rider and the rider gives him/her a specific trinket. Those kids love getting the spears or a stuffed animal. They're all cheap, but the kid feels like he earned it somehow. A full day of parades with family and friends is so much more fun than the late nights on Bourbon St. and the titty brigade. Which is saying something for me as most of you know my affinity for boobs.
Quote by She
I mean, it is absolutely fantastic! Hart roll, looks like it was written for Woody, and I am speechless when it comes to McConaughey. I was never really his fan, but he picked up his game and managed to carry the show. Of course I couldn't just stop with the first episode, I am hooked. Story has so many layers and I cannot wait to see in witch direction writers will take us. Lets face it, I am freshman, only 2 episodes down, still 4 to go to catch you guys, across the Atlantic, up, so don't judge my naive approach to this show smile


Haha, glad you got hooked! Episode 2, I think that's the one with the woman with the fantastic tits too? Added bonus to the high quality story and acting. haha Keep me posted when you get caught up, the most recent episode is explosive...
Quote by WellMadeMale


This thread started out as a perfectly twisted penis-manipulation-while-urinating thread...and you had to further pollute it with the addition of Kancho.

Well played.


Bwahaha. That Kancho business is pretty damn funny.
Quote by CurlyGirly


It does intrigue me.



It's not like a firehose? But I was going to make fire truck siren noises as he peed. Curses!


Shove your finger up his ass at the same time and he'll make noises of some kind, I promise. Hahaha (speaking in general, not specifically of one particular indiWidual.
I've had a woman (more than one actually, but not at same time lol) hold my cock while I peed. The just wanted to see what it was like/how it worked. It was fun and it was funny. One of them had terrible aim and missed the bowl at first. I'm down with just about anytime my lover wants my cock in her hand.
Quote by roymunson101


I have been watching from the beginning. After the first few episodes, I was a little concerned with the pacing of the series, but last Sunday's episode blew me away. It was totally worth the wait of all the character development. I still haven't seen last night's episode, but I plan on watching as soon as I have a free hour.

You are so right about watching it from the beginning. Both Woody and McConaughey absolutely blow me away every episode.


You'll really like last night's episode and you'll see Maggie in a totally different light.

I happened upon some blogs about the show and different conspiracies and guesses as to the identity of the Yellow King. Marty is a popular choice, lots of hidden clues that point to Marty. Maybe to throw off the viewer.... maybe not..... Either way, fucking good show.
Quote by She
I saw your blog post the other day and check the series out. Looks interesting, I'll have time to watch it tonight. Will let you know how that went smile
You seem quite addicted to it ;), honestly I am looking forward to see some more of Woody. I fancy him, a lot


It is extremely good. Lots of hidden imagery and hidden clues, very dark. You gotta watch from the beginning though.



Quote by Mazza
I've seen the pilot and I really enjoyed it. The series hasn't started yet here, but soon.
I certainly enjoyed it enough to want to watch more.


Let me know what you think. After reading some online stuff about it I liked it even more. References to very old literature, dark imagery and keeps me guessing.
There has to be someone on here that watching this show? Holy fuck this series is good.
I just recently came across something new to me. I've heard/read/seen about men that like putting things into their urethrae so it stands to reason that women would too. Never dawned on me until I unexpectedly saw a picture of it happening. Have any of you ladies tried this? Does it make you cum? Is it used with other techniques to make you cum? Cum harder? I'm not doubting it's is pleasurable for those that enjoy it, but I'm curious as to HOW it's enjoyable. Anyone?
Quote by Python
I have just read an artical where scientist have stated being gay is genetic.

I have also noticed that there are a lot of gay ladies on here.

Do you agree with this finding or is it because a man/men has/have been such an AH/s that you have gone to the darkside.

I despair when I see such beautiful women that dislike men sexually - after all we both have our rolls in nature.

To all the gay ladies that r sick of men hitting on them. Please don't hold it against us; we can't help it - it's the way mother nature made us.C8gU6f0CScsdwXBl


Who cares why people are gay. People are what they are and that's that. I don't need to know why a woman is a lesbian any more than I need to know why a woman is straight.

Do you despair when a straight woman dislikes a man or group of men sexually because they're overweight? Too tall? Too short? Do you really believe that all women should like ALL men in a sexual way?

I will defend you on the hitting on women part.. to a degree. In the real world, women aren't walking around with "I am a lesbian" sign on their chests so a man may flirt with her not knowing she's gay. There's nothing wrong with that. The problem is when a woman tells a guy she's into women and he thinks he can convert her and keeps flirting when it isn't wanted. That IS something you (not we, 'cause I wouldn't keep on) can help.
If YOU think you want to do it or think you'd enjoy it, go for it. There's nothing wrong with exploring your sexual desires and urges. You say the thought excites you, if so, go for it. But if you aren't into it, have no interest, have no desire to be with a man.. don't do it. There's no such thing as tit-for-tat when it comes to your (or her) personal boundaries.
To the 10-12 cars that rushed through an intersection despite the fire truck that was sitting IN the intersection trying to turn left, but had to wait on you assholes..... I hope it was your house on fire and it burned to the ground because you wouldn't yield to the emergency vehicle/fire truck.
I HATE for someone to yell at me. Whatever it is you need to say, say it. If you yell it, I quit listening after the first syllable. Speak like an adult or shut the fuck up.
Quote by WellMadeMale


Beer is a great beverage - in moderation.

I stand appropriately flogged and chastened.


Beer is a damn great beverage, next time toss me a couple. Moderation schmoderation.
I've never heard of Southern Charms. How would a person know if he posted something from them... 6 months ago? I've just been to their site for the first time so I've never directly posted anything from there. Is is possible I've posted an image from Tumblr or elsewhere that originated from Southern Charms? Sorry you're having to deal with this Nic.
Quote by WellMadeMale


LM...Peter King is a world class muckraking schmuck who wouldn't know football player if the guy climbed up in his lap and announced himself. The dumb bastard has almost zero credibility. Mike Mayock is a close second when it comes to saying absurdly stupid things.

King said the same things he's now blabbering about Sam -- about both of these guys when they were coming into the league... And both of these guys are quarterback sacking machines enjoying long, productive careers as defensive ends.

Elvis Dumervil - 6'0" 255 pounds

And this years Sack leader in the entire NFL: Dwight Freeney 6'1" 268#s

You should probably try to find someone who has a bit more knowledge and is held with more esteem for his opinions about NFL quality talent. Sam may not stick in the league...may not get drafted -- but he wouldn't be setting precedent because of his size, sexuality, race or or the school & competition level he is graduating from.


I hate to break it to you chief, but this is all wrong. Whether or not you agree Peter King is a good writer or not, I enjoy his MMQB article. But the evaluation of Sam and his abilities came from league source. Not something he just made up. But, as for someone with a bit more knowledge... read again what I said. I said that Sam may have to transition from DE to linebacker to have a chance at success in the NFL. As for your examples....

Elvis Dumervil.... damn good football player and Sam would be wise to model his career after Dumervil... an outside LINEBACKER in a 3-4 defense! Not a Defensive End. Not banging into a 350 lb offensive lineman for an entire game. Standing up on the edge on passing downs, not absorbing punishment from someone that outweighs him by 100 pounds.

As for this year's Sack leader in the NFL, Dwight Freeney. That's interesting, unless Freeney changed his name to Robert Mathis who was actually the NFL sack leader in 2013 with 19.5 Sacks. Which is 19 sacks more than the .5 Sacks that Freeney recorded in his 4 games played in 2013. Maybe you should find someone with a little bit more knowledge of football to help you understand a stat sheet. But for arguments sake, Freeney has been a great pass rusher/sack machine for several years now. He and Mathis both... are listed as LINEBACKERS, OLBs in a 3-4 defense! Sometimes they line up at the line of scrimmage in passing situations, but never (or at least very rarely) right over the OL nose. Always at an angle or off the line a little bit so they can use their speed to get around the edge.

I stand by my post, Sam has a chance at being an NFL player. Those chances are greater at LB than DE.

edit.... Lawrence Taylor played OLB for the Giants. Probably the greatest OLB to ever play the game, but no one confused him as a DE. And he played in a 3-4 defense with Carl Banks, Pepper Johnson, and Harry Carson. He's never been listed or talked about as one of the greatest Defensive Ends of all time.
Yep, W is correct. CG is a great person, I'm glad to call her a friend. She's good as gold and this place just wouldn't be the same without her.
Granted, but everyone else's timing sucks.

I wish I could spend a week in the land of a thousand lakes.