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lafayettemister
Over 90 days ago
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I'd be seriously pissed. That's not the kind of thing you spring on a person. Imagine if a lesbian picked up a hot chick in a bar, took her home, the girl goes down and eats her out to a nice orgasm. When the lesbian woman goes to return the favor, she's presented with a dick. I'm sure she'd be just as pissed, and rightly so! That's lying and deceptive and likely to get a person hurt if the wrong dude is involved.
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I like Nutella, it's good stuff. I don't go crazy for the stuff or crave it enough to sell my first born child. If we happen to have some and I want a quick sweet snack, I'll eat a spoonful. Not going to get a jar and eat it all in one sitting either.
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There's a pretty in depth article about this by Peter King at SI. Alot of teams are going to stay clear of Sam because they don't want the circus. Sort of like the Tim Tebow thing, he wasn't a great QB but if not for all the media attention he brings someone may have signed him as a third stringer.
The issue should be can he play. Scouts and GMs that were evaluating him strictly on playing ability aren't totally sold. One GM expects he won't be drafted at all, presumably because of marginal NFL readiness and whatever scrutiny he'll bring from the media. He put up good numbers in the SEC, but he also plays on a team with a high tempo offense that scores fairly often. Consequently the defense is on the field alot which is partly why his numbers are high. Add in that teams like Florida and Tennessee had very down years and his numbers aren't as impressive.
He'll have to transition in the NFL. In college he played Defensive End, but he's not quite big enough at 6'1 and 260lbs. DEs in the NFL are usually taller or heavier or both. Greg Hardy 6'4 290, Cam Jordan 6'4 287, Jared Allen 6'6 270. At 6'1 and only 260, he'll probably need to play Linebacker in a 3-4 defense so he can get around the edge on pass plays and use his speed to the sideline for run plays to the outsides. Or he can be used as a situational pass rusher, because of his size he may not be able to take a pounding from huge OL an entire game. Some outlets say he's even to small to play OLB, but I think he could. He's still a young man though and could grow another inch and put on some weight, if it doesn't hinder his quickness. Reggie Bush comes to mind, he's definitely bulked up since he first joined the league.
Most draft experts I've read have Sam listed as a 3rd or 4th rounder. I think that GM above is wrong, someone will give him a shot. He deserves a shot. How the locker room accepts him, hopefully with open arms? As Peter King reports, coming out now, ahead of the combine was a very wise decision in some ways but probably cost him a crapload of money. Gives the media and reporters time to fixate over this and get over it before the combine when team execs and media are all over him and focusing on his sexuality instead of his football talent.
Hopefully his chance at a roster spot comes down to whether or not he can play football. I wish him the best, he's a brave young man.
The issue should be can he play. Scouts and GMs that were evaluating him strictly on playing ability aren't totally sold. One GM expects he won't be drafted at all, presumably because of marginal NFL readiness and whatever scrutiny he'll bring from the media. He put up good numbers in the SEC, but he also plays on a team with a high tempo offense that scores fairly often. Consequently the defense is on the field alot which is partly why his numbers are high. Add in that teams like Florida and Tennessee had very down years and his numbers aren't as impressive.
He'll have to transition in the NFL. In college he played Defensive End, but he's not quite big enough at 6'1 and 260lbs. DEs in the NFL are usually taller or heavier or both. Greg Hardy 6'4 290, Cam Jordan 6'4 287, Jared Allen 6'6 270. At 6'1 and only 260, he'll probably need to play Linebacker in a 3-4 defense so he can get around the edge on pass plays and use his speed to the sideline for run plays to the outsides. Or he can be used as a situational pass rusher, because of his size he may not be able to take a pounding from huge OL an entire game. Some outlets say he's even to small to play OLB, but I think he could. He's still a young man though and could grow another inch and put on some weight, if it doesn't hinder his quickness. Reggie Bush comes to mind, he's definitely bulked up since he first joined the league.
Most draft experts I've read have Sam listed as a 3rd or 4th rounder. I think that GM above is wrong, someone will give him a shot. He deserves a shot. How the locker room accepts him, hopefully with open arms? As Peter King reports, coming out now, ahead of the combine was a very wise decision in some ways but probably cost him a crapload of money. Gives the media and reporters time to fixate over this and get over it before the combine when team execs and media are all over him and focusing on his sexuality instead of his football talent.
Hopefully his chance at a roster spot comes down to whether or not he can play football. I wish him the best, he's a brave young man.
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Quote by Samc071
Guys I masterbate a lot and recently I cant get horny as much and im worried I might have ED, so im wondering does too much masterbation cause ED?
Define "a lot"? Once a day, five times a day... what is a lot? If you're doing it several times a day, the reason you can't get horny as much is because you AREN'T horny. Take a break and let you cock rest. Give your balls some time to build up some cum. There is a possibility as too much of a good thing.
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When I was younger, late teens and early twenties, I very rarely came from getting head. The first 3 or 4 girls that tried couldn't get me off, like NN said above, the breath at the top would ruin the rhythm for me. Eventually I'd get frustrated and move her so we could just fuck. Next 2 girlfriends after that, maybe they were just better at it, were able to get the job done but it still took some time to figure out what worked for me. Now... no problem at all. At this point in my life, oral is what gets brings me to the point of explosion quickest. Easier to hold back from cumming in a pussy or ass than in a mouth.
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Got any funky music names pairing on group/singer with another?
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With all my female friends? No. Just like women in general, some women I find attractive some I don't. Some of my female friends I don't find sexually appealing, even though I genuinely care for them and their friendship I'd have no desire to have sex with them. Some of my friends ARE very sexually appealing to me and from time to time I've imagined what they'd be like in bed. Others may be attractive or "my type" but we've become so close that she's more like a sister to me and it would give me the creeps to think of her sexually. One of my oldest and dearest friends is a woman, I'd take a bullet for her. She is like family, despite the fact that she's a very pretty and fit woman doesnt' change the fact that even thinking of her sexually gives me the heebie jeebies.
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I know this is meant for the gals and from their point of view but I'll add my two cents anyway. Yes, sex feels better without a condom... for the most part. In my past when I was out in the dating world, sometimes I rolled the dice and fucked without a condom. Usually with a new girlfriend or occasionally with a hookup/FWB/One night stand. On those occasions without a condom, while it felt good I didn't get full enjoyment out of it because somewhere in the back of my mind I was think, "fuck, I hope she doesn't get pregnant". Worried about pulling out in time, worried if the precum would knock her up, all that went away when I used a rubber. Then I was able to go at it full blast.
I've had girlfriends at the time later telling me they had similar worries.
Feels better physically? Yep. Can bareback make it less enjoyable for other reason? Yep.
I've had girlfriends at the time later telling me they had similar worries.
Feels better physically? Yep. Can bareback make it less enjoyable for other reason? Yep.
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Quote by LusciousLola
Granted, but the stilts have been surgically attached to your legs.
I wish I was having a 3 or moresome with my favorite lushies right now.
Granted. But by the time we're done with you, you won't be able to walk for a couple days.
I wish to be a part of Lola's wish.
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It could be how you're working out too. Bad form, posture, or technique could be part of it too. Maybe your body is trying to tell you something? If after "several weeks" you're still getting as sore as you were in the beginning, have someone watch to be sure you aren't doing something wrong.
Or, maybe you aren't stretching out long enough or good enough before your workout? Drinking enough water before, during, and after the workout?
Or, maybe you aren't stretching out long enough or good enough before your workout? Drinking enough water before, during, and after the workout?
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I, like many, have certain categories of Lush stories hidden. One of those categories is "Love Poems". The categories I chose to hide was so they wouldn't show up on the stories page when I'm browsing. However, if a friend posts a story on my hidden list, such as a Love Poem, I can't read it without unclicking that tab in the hidden story section of my settings. Then re-selecting to hide it when I'm done. Can Lush make an override that if I specifically click on a link to a story that it will allow me to read it? If I'm looking at a story on a friend's page I can see if what category it falls under, manually clicking it should override the preference.
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Embedding has been disabled so here is the link. I've been an HCJ fan for a while, he is a great musician. And he'll be a great American Idol judge because to guys like him, it's about the music.
HCJ adds a 5/4 bar to get audience from clapping on 1 & 3 to clap on 2&4
HCJ adds a 5/4 bar to get audience from clapping on 1 & 3 to clap on 2&4
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Lol! Esteemed my ass! That and "in my older life" made me laugh so much.
Anyway you've certainly given steamy scenarios but do they answer the questions?
The op asked about the stroke i.e. length, speed, pressure, area, lube etc. all the things that are natural to me. I'm not even saying that it's as exciting but that wasn't the question either. I suppose THE ideal one would be by someone who you fantasised about and who could read your mind.
Esteem your ass? But I hardly know you.
I guess the ideal handjob in the sense of stroke length, speed, pressure, eye contact..... etc... It all depends on the moment. Just like any other sex act, the ideal fuck or suck changes from one time to the next.
One day, may I'm anxious and frustrated and grouchy. A lover that knows me well may recognize it and kneel in front of me, fish my dick out of my pants and give me a quickly lubed, tight gripped, fast, topless handjob. Talking dirty about letting it go.. shoot it all over my tits. Getting me off rough and fast to relax me.
Another day, a lazy morning she could roll over in bed and slow stroke me hard. Varying hand pressures and stoke length, watching me. Gauging her actions by my reactions. Slowing down and loosening her grip when she senses i'm getting close, then building the pressure again. Taking her time and bringing me to a frenzied orgasm.
Like any other sexual act, what can make it ideal is a lover that knows you well enough to read you and give you what you need when you need it and how you need it at the current moment you're engaged in whatever you're doing. Sometimes a person wants a hard fuck, sometimes a slow one. Quickies, long sessions, multiple cums, rough and hard, soft and sensual. Same with blowjobs.. same with handjobs.
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I'd like to add, whatever size Nikki is packing is definitely a favorite. hahaha
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I found some jewellery that I thought you might like, LM
Hahahaha, that is perfect!
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I'll have to respectfully disagree with the esteemed Mr. DPW. i fucking LOVE a good hand job. One of the very best orgasms I ever had in my life came from an unexpected handjob. A hand can do so much more than a mouth and a pussy and an ass. (Not to say I'd give any of them up for a life of handjobs) Hands can change speeds more easily, change grip pressure, angles, grips, can go straight up and down or add some twists, long strokes, short strokes. RAWR!!!
Now in my older life I'd say an ideal handjob would be one that I'm not expecting. Maybe we're going to a party or something and both dressed, she's just done her makeup. Just before we leave I go to the bathroom, she sneaks up behind me and when I'm done peeing, reaches around and takes me into her hand. Talks dirty in my ear while she strokes me hard and then until I cum.
Or a secret and slow hand job in a pool. Or at in a bathroom at a party. Or in the shower with me.
Now in my older life I'd say an ideal handjob would be one that I'm not expecting. Maybe we're going to a party or something and both dressed, she's just done her makeup. Just before we leave I go to the bathroom, she sneaks up behind me and when I'm done peeing, reaches around and takes me into her hand. Talks dirty in my ear while she strokes me hard and then until I cum.
Or a secret and slow hand job in a pool. Or at in a bathroom at a party. Or in the shower with me.
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I'm in agreement with Mr. Pear. Fleshlights and fake pussies are weird, something about it just ain't right. For me at least. A woman with a sex toy is hot and sexy. A guy with a sex toy just doesn't have the same appeal, feels creepy and reeks of desperation somehow.
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Redheads
Virgin
pregnant
BBW,chubby,fat,plump.
Could u describe the type u have had sex with, how old was that girl and what did she look like?
I've had sex with all four but those four reasons weren't the reason I slept with them. They just happened to be the girl I was with at that point in my life.
I had a fling with an ex from high school, we didn't have sex back then but did later in life. She was a redhead.
When in college I dated a girl from a small town, she was a virgin. By the time we broke up, she wasn't. I didn't seek her out because she was a virgin.
Yes, fucked a preggo woman.
I have had sex with women who society would label as chubby, fat, etc.... Their size alone wasn't a factor in why I wanted to have sex with them.
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Quote by Hardallnight
Does any one know why she would hate them? I've not had one in almost 3... Or is it 4 years now and it drives me crazy! I love them, it's the most pleasure I get from any kind of sex and she knows this. I'm not the kind of guy that wants to cheat either! But the lack of them some times makes me think of using Craig's list or something just to get some one to suck me off!
I've read your follow up posts, and I totally get where you're coming from. A few questions...
You say she knows you get more pleasure out of oral than any other kind of sex... how does she know this? Have you told her? If so, maybe you unintentionally insulted her. In her mind you told her that you would rather her suck you off than to fuck you. That's a brutal blow to a person's ego, no pun intended. I love blowjobs as much as the next guy, but I imagine if I'd told my S.O. that fucking her mouth was always more pleasurable than fucking her pussy, chances are she'd feel inadequate. Then she'd have a couple options, quit blowing me so that I'd appreciate her pussy. Or quit fucking me. Your wife chose option A.
Did she give you head prior to this 3-4 drought? Before marriage? How often?
Maybe you stink? I've read several posts in forum about guys smelling like ass. Maybe it's a cleanliness issue and she doesn't want to offend you by being brutally honest.
Maybe she just doesn't like giving head. (been there, done that, got the t-shirt)
You said she worries about germs when you try to go down on her. Maybe she's transferring your stink to her own self and imagining she stinks too? Is she germaphobic in other aspects of life?
When you have sex, is she fully engaged in the act? Does she enjoy getting laid or is she jsut along for the ride and fulfilling her wifely duty?
