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Why does it take a Million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Cus men don't stop to ask for directions!
Ha, ha, sperm use heat sensors to find the egg.
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Ha, ha, sperm use heat sensors to find the egg.
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Quote by shameless009
I do not know . ,, But I do know that I like it. !!!
Well, yes, go ahead, keeping up with the good work?
Perhaps they're not yet convinced??
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... and what are you looking at? Is this photoshopped too?
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Exotic Lingeries - For the women trying to do something different with their outlook.
It is usual for guys to find women in exotic lingerie lucrative. Nothing else can hit up a bond such as exotic lingerie does. The feeling of sexiness comes out from inside one's soul, and it presents through her outer self. Dressing up with exotic lingerie is one of the best ways in which a woman can experience free and sexy.
It is usual for guys to find women in exotic lingerie lucrative. Nothing else can hit up a bond such as exotic lingerie does. The feeling of sexiness comes out from inside one's soul, and it presents through her outer self. Dressing up with exotic lingerie is one of the best ways in which a woman can experience free and sexy.
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haha!! looks like they pissed off hte wrong woman!!! hahahhahaha!!! women should never be underestimated!
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Marcos,, This is good news. ! ,, If you can convince the women of this health benefit,, it would be wonderful for a lot marriages .
But the downside would be that the prostitutes would loose business .
Thus creating an increase in unemployment for both the prostitutes ,, and health care professionals.
"Prostitutes would loose business." Yes, that's right, Shameless. Now you read joke below:
Competition
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'
The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.
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Ok, you may notice how well off Shameless009 is having a good time enjoying himself, while Rocco -Italian name- is having difficulties attempting to imitate Shameless009, perhaps ...in the middle of a flood!!
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On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)
Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
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Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)
Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
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Quote by scooter
I hate telling this one,but,,,,,,,,,,
Why are blonde jokes one liners??
So men can comprehend them
Blonde in Library
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
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A Huge 300lb. woman walks in to a tattoo shop and asks the artist, "Sir could you do a tattoo of Iron Mike Tyson on this leg?" "And another of Mohammed Ali on this leg?"
"Sure I think I can do that just come on back and have a seat." A couple hours later the man gets finished up and shows the woman the final product. The woman takes a look at the tattoo for a while and says, "well sir we have a problem, this doesn't look like Iron Mike Tyson and this sure as hell doesn't look like Mohammed Ali."
The man sits and thinks for a second and says to himself, "man I sure as hell don't want to get into a fight with this 300lb. woman"...he sits for a little longer and comes up with a solution. He tells the woman "ok here's the deal, you go out side and the first person you see I want you to ask them if that tattoo looks like Tyson and if that one looks like Ali."
So the woman agrees and walks outside to this drunk man walking down the street, she approaches the man pulls up her skirt and asks him, "Sir does this look anything like Iron Mike Tyson to you?"
Takes a drink of his wine and says (in a drunk voice) "naw sure don't."
Woman: Well ok now, "does this look anything like Mohammad Ali to you?"
Taking another sip he says nope that sure don't but you see that one in the middle that looks just like Don King..
"Sure I think I can do that just come on back and have a seat." A couple hours later the man gets finished up and shows the woman the final product. The woman takes a look at the tattoo for a while and says, "well sir we have a problem, this doesn't look like Iron Mike Tyson and this sure as hell doesn't look like Mohammed Ali."
The man sits and thinks for a second and says to himself, "man I sure as hell don't want to get into a fight with this 300lb. woman"...he sits for a little longer and comes up with a solution. He tells the woman "ok here's the deal, you go out side and the first person you see I want you to ask them if that tattoo looks like Tyson and if that one looks like Ali."
So the woman agrees and walks outside to this drunk man walking down the street, she approaches the man pulls up her skirt and asks him, "Sir does this look anything like Iron Mike Tyson to you?"
Takes a drink of his wine and says (in a drunk voice) "naw sure don't."
Woman: Well ok now, "does this look anything like Mohammad Ali to you?"
Taking another sip he says nope that sure don't but you see that one in the middle that looks just like Don King..
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I've just published an article about a study that compared two groups of women. In the study the women were divided into two groups. One group was given a fatty fast food breakfast with a sausage breakfast sandwich.
Now wait, the study didn't use hamburgers. They used greasy sausage and egg sandwiches in the study group. The damaging effect came from the greasy aspect of the food. Fast food hamburger are usually somewhat greasy. I'd rather have breakfast sandwich!!
Now wait, the study didn't use hamburgers. They used greasy sausage and egg sandwiches in the study group. The damaging effect came from the greasy aspect of the food. Fast food hamburger are usually somewhat greasy. I'd rather have breakfast sandwich!!
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The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tutti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.
A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.
The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tutti Homini, et Tutti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.
The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that they noticed that he blessed man kind and woman kind, and asked if he could also bless gay people.
The Pope said, "Sure".
The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tutti Homini, et Tutti Femini, et Tutti Fruiti."
A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.
The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tutti Homini, et Tutti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.
The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that they noticed that he blessed man kind and woman kind, and asked if he could also bless gay people.
The Pope said, "Sure".
The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tutti Homini, et Tutti Femini, et Tutti Fruiti."
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Is there any way to get rid of my bubble butt?
I'm 23 and biracial, half black/half white and have a small waist and large bubble butt, my waist is 24 inches and my hips are 42 inches, I've tried walking, running and use an stationary bike, but my bubble butt stays the same size no matter much I walk, run or use the stationary bike. My waist was 24 inches and my hips used to be 38 inches. I've tried losing weight, but only my waist gets smaller. My waist got down to 22 inches but my hips stayed the same size, and when my waist got back to 24 inches my hips grew to 42 inches. I don't mind the size of my waist, but is there any way to get my hips smaller?
I'm 23 and biracial, half black/half white and have a small waist and large bubble butt, my waist is 24 inches and my hips are 42 inches, I've tried walking, running and use an stationary bike, but my bubble butt stays the same size no matter much I walk, run or use the stationary bike. My waist was 24 inches and my hips used to be 38 inches. I've tried losing weight, but only my waist gets smaller. My waist got down to 22 inches but my hips stayed the same size, and when my waist got back to 24 inches my hips grew to 42 inches. I don't mind the size of my waist, but is there any way to get my hips smaller?
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Should change it to Black and Pecker tools LMAO
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The Schutzstaffel was a major Nazi organization under Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party. The SS grew from a small paramilitary unit to a powerful force that served as the Führer's "Praetorian Guard," the Nazi Party's "Shield Squadron." This was an elite police.
Mammma mia!!!
Mammma mia!!!
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Chick arrested for selling crack!!
A modern day street prostitute in Tijuana, Mexico
A modern day street prostitute in Tijuana, Mexico
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In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about materials.
So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?"
Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnnie.
Little Johnnie stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!!"
So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?"
Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnnie.
Little Johnnie stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!!"
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One day, Little Johnny's teacher asked the class, "Children, if you know the answer, please raise your hand! Tell me things you can suck!"
"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered.
"Good, Jane." teacher said, "Anyone else?"
"How about a lollipop?" said Steven.
"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!" the teacher said.
Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!"
The teacher and all of the students wondered about Little Johnny's answer.
Then the teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp?"
"Well, last night when I passed my parents' bedroom", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me suck it."
"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered.
"Good, Jane." teacher said, "Anyone else?"
"How about a lollipop?" said Steven.
"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!" the teacher said.
Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!"
The teacher and all of the students wondered about Little Johnny's answer.
Then the teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp?"
"Well, last night when I passed my parents' bedroom", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me suck it."
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A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
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You mean English and Irish don't get along very well? Did I get the point? I liked the joke.XjkfUewRysvtIg6U