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5 Apr 2010

Most women don't want men for their money. They learn quickly though, he won't take care of bills, or her so they must get it before he blows it in. These women want money because they know their husbands can't handle money and if they don't get it while he has it, they and the children will have to do without what they need. No matter how much a woman loves a man if he turns out to be a spendthrift and terrible with handling money their love will be killed in degrees as he leaves her broke all the time and the "needs" of life denied her. Love just can't survive under those conditions.

5 Apr 2010

Two young entrepreneurs, S. Marcos Black and Rodney G. Decker, founded a small machine shop in Baltimore, Maryland. They called it The Black & Decker Manufacturing Company. Their shop has grown beyond anything they could have imagined.

5 Apr 2010

I have no idea what kind of work they do...but, I'd hire them... 3601

3601

They do curling. It is a sport in which 10 naked players slide stones across a sheet of ice towards a target area. It is related to bowls, boule and shuffleboard. Two teams, each of 10 players, take turns sliding heavy, polished granite stones across the ice curling sheet towards the house, a circular target marked on the ice. Each team has 10 stones.

4 Apr 2010

Quote by SweetBitch
Marcos, I have to say, that this is the best picture of asses you have posted thus far.

Heaven doesn't even begin to describe it.

Thank you!!

4 Apr 2010

Quote by chefkathleen
Her ass is so big that the cheeks rubbed together and started a fire.

4 Apr 2010

Quote by roccotool
"Her ass is so fat, when you slap it, you can ride the wave."

4 Apr 2010

People in every workplace talk about building the team, working as a team, and my team, but few understand how to develop an effective team.

4 Apr 2010

A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldn't happen to know how these gizmos work, do you?"

She replied, "I'm sorry monsieur, I would love to help you, but oh la la, I don't do Windows!"

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She only do beds

4 Apr 2010

The man who invented the AK-47

In 1947, Mikhail Kalashnikov invented the AK-47 assault rifle. Due to the weapon's simplicity and cheapness, it was adopted by military groups the world over. The Small Arms Survey claims that AK-47s "appear to have caused most of the 300,000 annual combat fatalities in the wars of the 1990s," and "were the primary weapon for one or more sides in virtually all the 40-plus wars of the last decade."

3 Apr 2010

By the way: do you know the name if the genteman holding this rifle, Mr. Shameless009? He's famous.

3 Apr 2010

Chavez: Certainly, my master. Did you bring the large Russian gun you promised?
Putin: Well, yes. Venezuela already has a contract for the supply of 100,000 rifles from Russia, of which 30,000 have been delivered thus far. The rifles are AK-103s, a modern version of the AK-47 and AK-101.
The real riffle man

3 Apr 2010

Quote by shameless009
Let me get Marcos in here ,, to see what in the hell that fellow just said about us.

Don't you worry about, Mr. Shameless009: it's just gossip about this rendezvous. As you read carefully, he said Hugo (Line 15), not Marcos. We are real males, and like women.

2 Apr 2010

2 Apr 2010

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me.

2 Apr 2010

Quote by roccotool
"Her ass is so big, I'll bet she beeps when she backs up."

2 Apr 2010

Quote by chefkathleen
Her ass is so big I'll bet she dreams of Eskimos harpooning her at night.

1 Apr 2010

Quote by roccotool
"Her ass is so big, I'll bet she beeps when she backs up."

BEEP BEPP!!! Backing up!!

1 Apr 2010

Quote by shameless009
Do you have more Marcos ??

Assman or Assmann is a German language surname derived from the name Erasmus. Dick Assman himself, who took all this ribbing good-naturedly, pronounces his name "uzman".

1 Apr 2010

Quote by chefkathleen
" Her ass was so big she has to step on the Richter scale to get weighed"

Well, Richter scale is only for measuring earthquake intensity!!

31 Mar 2010

Wat's the difference between pulling a curtain and a panty?

ANSWER: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!

31 Mar 2010

Shivering freshly shaved pussy

31 Mar 2010

Quote by ReallyHard
Marcos has better legs than I expected....

REALLY BIG HAIRY PUSSY

31 Mar 2010

Quote by shameless009
I agree Marcos ,, So.,, I will sit back and observe the works of the Master Ass Man.

Yeah, Mr. Shameless009, you just sit back and observe this works.

31 Mar 2010

31 Mar 2010

Rodney Goya, The Nude Maja, c. 1800 artistic view of pubic hair. Goya's "The Nude Maja" has been considered as probably the first European painting to show woman's pubic hair.

31 Mar 2010

For those of you passionately invested in Tiger Woods’ every move: He's shot a new commercial. Apparently Nike still thinks the embattled golfer is good for the brand. It's motto “Just Do It."

31 Mar 2010

Yesssssss!!!!! binky

binky

Pierced, please!!

31 Mar 2010

Professor Shameles009 is not trained to recognize she deserves good grades. He's flying by the seat of his pants.

30 Mar 2010

In a crowded city at a crowded bus In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket.

The bus rolled up and it was her turn to board when she realized her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus. She was slightly embarrassed, but with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise herleg. She tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she STILL couldn't reach the step!

So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a bit more and attempted the step once again. Much to her chagrin she still could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So,with a coy little smile to the driver, she unzipped the offending skirt once more and, again, was unable to make the step.

About this time a big Texan that was behind her in line, picked her up by the waist and gingerly placed her on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured that we were friends."

30 Mar 2010

Marcos Rembrandt's work of the art.