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Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Marcos (July 15, 1606 – October 4, 1669) was a Venezuelan painter and etcher. He is generally considered one of the greatest painters and printmakers in Latin American art history and the most important in Venezuelan history. His contributions to art came in a period that historians call the Venezuelan Golden Age. He achieved youthful success as nude painter.
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Grades are standardized measurements of varying levels of comprehension within a subject area. Grades can be assigned in letters (for example, A, B, C, D, or F), as a range (for example 4.0 - 1.0), as descriptors (excellent, great, satisfactory, needs improvement), in percentages, or, as is common in some post-secondary institutions in some countries, as a Grade Point Average (GPA). The GPA can be used by potential employers or further post-secondary institutions to assess and compare applicants.
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Keep the engine Marcos ,, I will take the two girls ..!


I'm so dissapointed, Mr. Shameless009. Perhaps I wasted my precious time translating so useful information for you and Rocco to learn a little bit more about the internal combustion engine, while you just stare at the girls' buttocks!!!!
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A work of art, artwork, work or art object is a creation, such as an art object, design, architectural piece, musical work, literary composition, performance, film, conceptual art piece, or even computer program that is made and or valued primarily for an "artistic" rather than practical function. Marcos is concerned with the concept in the visual arts rather than music or literature.
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Ok boys, would you please pay attention to our lecture on The Internal Combustion Engine. Try concentrate, please!!

The internal combustion engine is an engine in which the combustion of a fuel (generally, fossil fuel) occurs with an oxidizer (usually air) in a combustion chamber. In an internal combustion engine the expansion of the high temperature and pressure gases, which are produced by the combustion, directly applies force to a movable component of the engine, such as the pistons or turbine blades and by moving it over a distance, generate useful mechanical energy.

The term internal combustion engine usually refers to an engine in which combustion is intermittent, such as the more familiar four-stroke and two-stroke piston engines, along with variants, such as the Wankel rotary engine. A second class of internal combustion engines use continuous combustion: gas turbines, jet engines and most rocket engines, each of which are internal combustion engines on the same principle as previously described.
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A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. Well, when the man sat down in the examination room, he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.

When the doctor came in, the man said, "Look Doc, this is my first exam... I know what the K-Y is for... and I know what the glove is for...but what's the BEER for?"

At this instant, the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Dammit, nurse!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT!!!"



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A teacher asks the new student her name. The girl replies, "Happy Butt."

The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."

The girl goes to the principal's office and he asks, "What's your name?" The little girl says, "Happy Butt."

The principal calls the girl's mother to get the truth. After getting off the phone, he says, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."

The girl exclaims, "Glad Ass -- Happy Butt -- what's the difference?"
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Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the Irish Times on 2 March 1999:

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, a gang of raiders' efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system, one said, "At least we'll get a bit to eat," The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.

The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.


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“Gee…uh…that’s a very nice tatoo. How about just giving me a quick handjob?”
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When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
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Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Bethany plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Renee, in great detail.

The robbery begins. Bethany drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Renee, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," said Renee.

Renee goes in the bank while Bethany waits in the getaway car. One minute passes... Two minutes pass... Seven minutes pass... and Bethany is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Renee! She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he's firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Bethany says. "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Renee said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," said Bethany. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
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I like caffeine in the coffee. Caffeine may not be addictive in the classic sense, but the body does build up a tolerance over time. Some people find it difficult to function without at least one cup of strong coffee or tea in the morning. The stimulating effects of caffeine are caused by a central nervous reaction. The heart rate increases, blood vessels expand and the brain receives more oxygen. This effect can last up to an hour.
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SHAMELESS,,, AND PROUD OF IT! ,, And Remember ,, IF YOU CANT RUN WITH THE (BIG DOGS,, STAY ON THE PORCH) !!
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Marcos Osama bin Laden - remember him? Where is he, and is the U.S. getting closer to killing or capturing him?

Those are the questions hovering over several recent developments in the Afghanistan war: the capture of Afghan Taliban military leader Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar, the killing of two key Taliban commanders and an increase in drone attacks. But several authorities on the eight-year Afghanistan war say no one should expect to see bin Laden in handcuffs anytime soon.

“No, I don’t think we’re getting any closer,” says Stephen Tanner, author of “Afghanistan: A Military History from Alexander the Great to the War against the Taliban."

Tanner says the ISI, Pakistan's Inter-Services Intelligence Agency, knows where bin Laden is hiding, but is not ready to say.
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Thank you guys. Guess what. You won't believe this as I'll post a pic of me in a wonderful disguise!! I've grown my beard, and a more experienced guy.
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