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A pastor went visiting one afternoon. He knocked on one door several times, but no one answered. He could see though the window that the television was on, so he took one of his cards, wrote "Revelations 3:20" on it and stuck it in the door.

(Revelations 3:20 says, "Behold, I stand at the door and knock; if anyone will open, I will come in.)

The following Sunday, a woman handed him a card with her name and the following message: "Genesis 3:10". ("I heard thy voice and I was naked, so I hid myself.")

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Yeah, I got that. What a good idea she came up with!! Premature ejaculation?

An Excellent Costume Party Idea

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
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Oh my God, this looks exactly like my neighbor!

I have called the cops on several occasions, but when I open my
door to go to work in the morning, there she is!

She grabs my legs, and I have to kick her!

She waits for me when I come home, and I have to do the same
thing again day after day!


Is this your neighbor?
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Is she trying to get in a house through the window, or is she escaping?

Thank God for surveillance cameras!


I was caught cheating her. She took her camera and here is a shot of me reflected in the mirror while she's preparing to leave. A sureveillance camera got her.

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A lotion is a low- to medium-viscosity, topical preparation intended for application to unbroken skin; creams and gels have a higher viscosity. ...
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I wasn't yet born at the time. Your uncles went over to Europe to fight the Germans in WW2... thanks you for freedom ....
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Western Europe, Scandinavia and Japan are developed, industrial countries. Nevertheless, they weren’t colonies at all in the past. The United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand joined in later on. These countries weren’t colonies either.

Specially related to their respective metropolis nonetheless, specifically on the economy issue, along with their economic boom, this led successfully to good social progress, as well as encouraging and promoting democracy internally.

Consequently, not having been colonies or existed prolonged wars seeking independence from neither empire dominion, bright men weren’t sacrified after independence. Big transformations and adjustment within the new society structure just created wasn't necessary after America independence, as it was the case of Latin America that still lags behind. Contrary to Jose Marti, after victory and independence achievement, North American independence leaders survived until becoming presidents for 20 years to lead the country along a course previously planned.

The Spanish colonization of the Americas was the settlement and political rule over much of the western hemisphere which was initiated by the Spanish conquistadores and fought mostly by their native allies. Beginning with the arrival of Christopher Columbus in 1492, over three centuries the Spanish Empire expanded from early small settlements in the Caribbean to include Mexico, Central America, most of South America, and what today is Southwestern United States, the Pacific and Caribbean coasts of North America.

At the beginning of the 19th century, the Spanish possessions in America began a series of independence movements, which culminated in Spain's loss of all of its colonies on the mainland of North, Central and South America by 1825. The remaining Spanish colonies of Cuba and Puerto Rico were occupied by the United States following the Spanish-American War (1898), ending Spanish rule in the Americas.

Spain and Portugal had seized territories in Latin America arbitrarily and randomly, under the pope’s benediction, no matter how big the territory was -colonies size exceeding tens of times the metropolis and despite its population had reached to 90 million inhabitants in Latin America by the time conquerors had landed here. Besides, immigrants weren’t free people who had chosen to live and settle in Latin America, as it happened during America colonization. Unlike America, troops were sent from Europe, to carry out invasions, under king’s authority, like an emperor’s worker representative.

These “clerks” began to organize a sacking and pillaging, thus the economic and politic process in the colonies took only place under arbitrary and capricious, irregular rules to finally leading to the creation of poor institutions at a high cost.

Capitalism had constituted a main base for countries to accumulate capital, such as the United States, France, Germany, Switzerland, and Holland at the beginning. This way, these countries became into agricultural powers –powerful nations- an increasing vigorous market as well as being able to pay bills contract.

Both crop growing -agriculture- and peasants is always related to poverty in Latin America, unquestionably. But such an idea is only accepted as true within the Latin American environment, as a result for the way agriculture economy had been organized by the Spanish kings, under stupid, arbitrary and capricious ways, bringing poverty and backwardness in the region, at distributing and allotment of land, as well as slavery having a negative impact.

Conquerors were stimulated by Spanish monarchy that willing to pay them for services to the royalty, along with an ambitious church, granted gifts to conquerors in the new terra firma.

The only way out of this, mean, to pay favors, would be handing over land in Latin America as a parcel of land system, not properly for exploitation as it should be, but rather they were only mercy and act of kindness by the kings. Parcels of Land were so big, enormous, that their extensions would cover the size of countries like Belgian. Thus a new structure was created: “The Large landed Estate.”

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The large landed estate has been responsible for the worst deformity ever in an agricultural structure; so influential and decisive enough as to impede correct advance of rural country society, compared to a halter or reins that would restrain any possibility for production variety, ruining the harvest culture.

All this took place while a proletarian class was introduced by force, the only a feudal link between peasant and land proprietors.

Besides, large landed estate introduced a new extensive land exploitation, which had always impair crop progress and finally farms unproductive farms operated by slave labor, later on, workers.

Alike in North America, Latin-American countries wasn’t aided by goods and services, or farm equipment, or tools, or machinery, seed, fertilizers or veterinary remedies.

America was too lucky at being colonized by prosperous land owners, expert promoters in agriculture and diligent people.

Slavery not only meant a set back at production but it also originated the worst of all problems, including racism for the first time, a heavy ballast.

It all began as blacks were condemned to wearing labor, and segregated to barracks after their duties, without any time or possibilities to carry out any social contact with others, least any chance for their cultivating intelligence, spirituality, and only an entity without value or importance.

Cruelty had reached to its higher point as slaves were banned off spring; treated badly, exhibited in markets at Cartagena de Indias, Habana and Southern United States. Even horse dealers and traders gave their beast a better treatment and consideration than that received by black slaves. Their women and daughters were abused by land holders and ranches owners while black witnessed this cruel spectacle, humiliated.

Finally, North America was added, with segregated neighborhoods, even clubs, plus a thousand circumstances that would bring a setback on part of this population area. No doubt blacks have deserved attention and assistance, support and fair treatment so he can catch up with.




















Storming of Fort Wagner








It's different today, though
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Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes, said the gym teacher. “Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy.”

“I' m freewheeling, sir.”
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A huge man married a petite and innocent girl who was a virgin. He was sexually experienced and suggested having sex "doggie style" on their wedding night. She didn't know what he was talking about, and when he explained it, she flew into a rage and insisted they have sex using the "normal" position or not at all.

However, after having sex he was unable to withdraw his penis because it was so big and she was so small! They found themselves in the embarrassing position of having to call an ambulance to take them to the emergency room for help. After hanging up the phone he said, "You know, if you had done it the way I wanted you to, we could have walked to the emergency room."
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But, when do I say, "Get on your knees, slut"?


You just wait. Take the trash out first, Rocco!! Prima di tutto bisogna togliere la spazzatura
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Poi la vedi, bella e disarmante, che balla un po' in disparte. ... Lei è stanchissima e la riaccompagni a casa. La baci e lei non ti respinge. .... Erano speziate al punto giusto e croccanti. Come piatto principale io ho scelto il Mixed Vegetable Curry, ....
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Reminds me of the two blondes that went out hunting and came across some tracks...
They were standing there trying to decide whether they were bear tracks or deer tracks...
In the meantime, the train came along and ran them over...
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è bella
ela é linda

Lei è un bene in preparazione di cibi italiani
Ela é boa para preparar comida italiana
Elle est bonne dans la préparation de la nourriture italienne
Seguro que esta chica cocina muy bien comida italiana.



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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.

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'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on.' All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.



"Wait until I get my clothes on. The bus is coming!!"
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Learn the language that will stimulate a woman's body.

Shameless009 often dreams of literally talking a woman out of her panties. It’s a fantasy for him from the time that he was a teen and well into adulthood. Yet, it’s a fantasy that is difficult for Shameless009 to achieve. Why?

He never learned how to stimulate a woman’s body verbally and, as a result, failed to get the level of sex the woman desires. Fortunately, stimulating a woman’s body verbally isn’t really as hard as it seems.

You just set the mood all day for verbal stimulation. Remember, unlike men, women take time to warm up sexually. Therefore, if you want to spend a romantic evening with your girlfriend, start off by boosting her mood early in the day. Be polite all day. Open the door. Take out the trash. These things help a woman accept what you say to her sexually as sincere because she feels that you actually care about her.

Compliment her body. Tell her: "Oh, what a beautiful panties!!"

Say to her. “I’m planning on kissing all over your breasts until your nipples are as hard as a rock.” Be sure to keep your promise.

After you see that your lady is starting to warm up, mix in light physical stimulation with your words, saying, "Oh, darling, take off thouse gorgeous panties now for me to see."


It it becomes stopped-up or clogged, you will often resort to use a chemical drain cleaner.
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There were two blondes going hunting. It was getting late so one of the blondes said to the other that she heard if you ever get lost in the woods to shoot three shots into the air. So she did.

A few hours went by and so she fired three more shots in the air. A few more hours went by and they fired three more shots in the air. Then one of the blondes said someone better hurry up and save us… we only have two more arrows left.

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Shots in the air will be heard around the woods.
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Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, “Congratulations sir, You’re the father of twins.”

“What a coincidence,” the man said with some obvious pride. “I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, “You sir, are the father of triplets.”

“Wow, That’s really an incredible coincidence ” he answered. “I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down.”

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back, this time she turn to the third man — who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets.

Stunned, he barely could reply. “Don’t tell me! Another coincidence?” asked the nurse.

After finally regaining his composure, he said “I don’t believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!”

After hearing this, everybody’s attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and after some time, he slowly regained consciousness. When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again.

“I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers… “I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers… “I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers…”
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It's an oldie someone posted me in Spanish five years ago, in Spanish. Well, as usual, the great idea comes from Anglo-Saxons, in Shakespeare language!!
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.


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SHE HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
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A young woman with a baby was shown into the examining room. Dr. Santa examined the baby and then asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or bottle fed?"
"Breast fed," replied the woman.
"Strip down to your waist," Dr. Santa ordered.
The woman did as she was told and Santa examined her breasts. He squeezed and pulled each one for a while and then he sucked hard on each nipple.
Finally he remarked, "No wonder this child is suffering from malnutrition. You don`t have any milk!"
"That`s right," said the woman. "This is my sister`s child."
"Well," said the startled Santa. "I had no idea. You shouldn`t have come."
"I didn`t," replied the woman, "until you started sucking on my second breast."

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The butt, the booty, the keister are all names for that part of our body that is otherwise known as our ass. A lot of us have a love-hate relationship with our derrière. It's usually one of the first areas that gains weight or sags as we get older, not to mention it's tough to tan. Here are some tips that you can employ that will make you and your butt fall back in love with each other again.

Firstly: let Marcos kiss it tenderly.
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This man from the country had lost his house and all his crops after a hurricane. He had nothing left but his donkey. After days of being miserable, and not being able to find a job, he took his donkey into the city and put up a sign that read "Betting $10.00 that this donkey could answer any question yuh ask."

One man come up saying:

"No way that ass could tell me how much numbers in a phone number?"

The owner said "Tell him ass?" The donkey stomp on the ground seven times, the man paid and walked away shocked.

Ah next man come up and say "Tell me how much players make up a football side?" The donkey stomp the ground eleven times."

The man paid up. By now, news spread like wild fire and nuff people gather around to see this smart ass.

This woman come out of the crowd, walk up to the owner and said "You is ah fraud and ah bet $100.00 he cyan tell me meh age." The donkey step back, leh go a loud fart and stomp he foot two times. The woman faint.

After some smelling salts and water, she revive and point at de donkey and say, "He know ah was farty-two".


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PHOTO OF AN ASS
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