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marcosurbina
Over 90 days ago
Male, 75
Mexico
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Please, try to guess what might Gorilla Marcos be staring at while her truck is stranded in the forest awaiting Shameless009 help?
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A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on"
"Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."
"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on"
"Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."
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Yeah, Rocco -Italian name. Few compliments bring more satisfaction than a guest saying, "Everything in your house absolutely sparkles."
A sparkling house gives the impression that a lot of hard work went into cleaning it. Certainly, a sparkling house takes effort. Yet long hours of grueling labor are unnecessary to achieve the look... and to draw attention to the her tits... sorry to the sparkle!
A sparkling house gives the impression that a lot of hard work went into cleaning it. Certainly, a sparkling house takes effort. Yet long hours of grueling labor are unnecessary to achieve the look... and to draw attention to the her tits... sorry to the sparkle!
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Tree Talk Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them.
The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling.
The birch says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
A small tree begins to grow between them.
The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling.
The birch says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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I'd rather have impotence, a consistent inability to sustain an erection sufficient for sexual intercourse. In this way the Texican guy in pic above woudn't get killed.
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You need something like this at the end of rainbow, Shameless009. Remember to share it with buddy Marcos.
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Quote by KoolHandDuke
Marco, theres not doubt, its official, you are a certified butt man. I said it, so it must be true. LOL good job Marco
Yeah, I don't regret it, Mr. KoolHandDuke. I'm an ass man indeed. I don't yet know what is so beautiful about the girl's ass. I was born with this, I try not to behave like a pervert though, rather trying to show you an art of the work here.
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Quote by shameless009
Rice Crispies is famous for the (snap crackle pop sound) it
makes.
Well the new cereal is called Prostitutees ,, It doesnt make any sounds ,, IT JUST LAYS THERE AND BANGS!!!
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She's too poor and can't afford to buy a quilt. What do you think, Rocco, any suggestions? She's refused repeteadely to become a hooker, so wants to marry a rich gentleman.
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No two people are exactly alike. So why try to conform your unique shape to a one-size-fits-all chair?
We design our ergonomic chairs to fit the human body's natural posture, as determined by NASA research. Then we build them one person at a time, from over 57 million possible configurations. And we're constantly finding more ways to fit more people.
We design our ergonomic chairs to fit the human body's natural posture, as determined by NASA research. Then we build them one person at a time, from over 57 million possible configurations. And we're constantly finding more ways to fit more people.
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Sorry, Shameless. I can't afford the time to make any more panties. I've just finished my art of the work, my best panty ever. Take a look at it in the sofa.
Besides, I went to the local library and got some upholstery books that show a sofa stripped down to the wood. I studied the shapes she liked and figured out how to make a simplified version of a couch. I also used good long wood screws so I can undo my work to modify it (mean, flash another girl).
Besides, I went to the local library and got some upholstery books that show a sofa stripped down to the wood. I studied the shapes she liked and figured out how to make a simplified version of a couch. I also used good long wood screws so I can undo my work to modify it (mean, flash another girl).
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...and what do you think of this another quilt? She also made it herself but the red panties. She bought it at my clothes store.
When I creates this hand-made quilt for this babe, I chose a message that expresses all the love and care that went into my gift to her.
When I creates this hand-made quilt for this babe, I chose a message that expresses all the love and care that went into my gift to her.
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' Stop complaining. You were each granted a last request, and you chose a cigarette.'
