...and Rocco's favorite!!
...or this one! Old Corvette
Rocco was drunk as he painted this with traffic paint
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...and Rocco's favorite!!
...or this one! Old Corvette
Rocco was drunk as he painted this with traffic paint
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...and Rocco's favorite!!
...or this one! Old Corvette
Rocco was drunk as he painted this with traffic paint
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1. You never have to watch reruns on television.
2. You are always meeting new people.
3. You don`t have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.
4. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
5. Mysteries are always interesting.
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2. You are always meeting new people.
3. You don`t have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.
4. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
5. Mysteries are always interesting.
Jump 4 Amnesia
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Well, I still recall seven years ago as I knew too little about computers and softwere. I intended to open my e-mail account with . Hot mail rejected it by saying: "sorry this one's gone. We recommend you one out of this list."
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This is what a blonde did to her windows after they told her it was obsolete
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Why would firefighters be so interested in rescuing this lady while ignoring a first hand priority?
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Well I had a lot of difficulties in explaining such meaning. Gave him synonyms: INSUNUATION - SUGGESTION -ALLUSION - HINT - IMPLICATION
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A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. After searching for 20 minutes for his parents he finally found a policeman. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The officer seeing that the boy was lost kneeled down to eye level and gave him a reassuring smile. The policeman asked, "Don't worry kid, we will find your dad. What's he like?"
The little boy replied all teary eyed, "Beer and women with big boobs."
The officer seeing that the boy was lost kneeled down to eye level and gave him a reassuring smile. The policeman asked, "Don't worry kid, we will find your dad. What's he like?"
The little boy replied all teary eyed, "Beer and women with big boobs."
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Yeah, the horse is happy here; he can make it up with a 32C
Really it is an atom bomb
Really it is an atom bomb
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Well, crew members like these little kids had to follow airline safety instructions yesterday after their airliner, en route Cancun - Mexico city, was hijacked by a religious fan, an insane person, in my opinion. This guy just requested to have a chat with Mexican president, an the airliner to fly over the city before it's final aproach to the runway. The threat was a fake, suitcase with fake wires attached to an energizer bottle. He even made the crew to read some Bible passages. On investigating facts over his background, this Bolivian hijacker, who also lived in Mexico, turned out had been in prison as well a drog addict before he became an evangelist. It is in the breaking news.
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"That gas station really ripped us off. I'd love to team 'em a lesson"
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A guy went to a brothel and asked for a whore that could take 12 inches. The madam gave him her best one, and the guy went in and started banging the hell out of her, but she started screaming that she couldn't take it. So he goes back to the madam and she gives him another whore. Same thing -- he starts banging her and she starts screaming in pain. He's pissed off now and about to leave when the madam begs him to try one more whore; she assures him this whore will be his best fuck ever. So he goes in a dark room and starts banging another chick, and everything's going great; she keeps taking it and he's loving it. Then all of a sudden, she starts foaming at the mouth. The guy gets freaked out and runs out to tell the madam, who brings over the custodian and says "Hey, Frank, the dead one's full again."
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Some people make history by investing themselves in a lifetime of philantrhopic labor; others...not so. (Pictures of Martin Luther King, Mother Theresa, Mahatma Gandhi and Monica Lewinsky).
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Well, as I read TheChrisJ's comment I thought to myself many girls -chicks- have hairy arms, no problem. Thank you guys for your comments on my post here. 
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Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
Everybody felt shitty even the mouse.
With Mom at the whore house,
And dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass!
When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter,
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter!
When out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell!
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night!
When all through the house,
Everybody felt shitty even the mouse.
With Mom at the whore house,
And dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass!
When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter,
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter!
When out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell!
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night!
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Well, yes, fish1212, it is an extraordinary joke. I had posted it myself in this forum before <just track it down.
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"Blonde on the lookout"
A redhead was well over the speed limit when she asked her blonde passenger, "See any cops behind us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "Hey, yeah, I do." "Damn!" said the redhead. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde replied, "Yep, nope. Yep, nope. Yep, nope."
"Yep, nope. Yep, nope."
A redhead was well over the speed limit when she asked her blonde passenger, "See any cops behind us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "Hey, yeah, I do." "Damn!" said the redhead. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde replied, "Yep, nope. Yep, nope. Yep, nope."
"Yep, nope. Yep, nope."
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Flatulence is the expulsion through the rectum of a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process of mammals and other animals. The mixture of gases is known as flatus, (informally) fart, or simply gas, and is expelled from the rectum in a process colloquially referred to as "passing gas" or "farting". Flatus is brought to the rectum by the same peristaltic process which causes feces to descend from the large intestine. The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttocks.
