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Over 90 days ago
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Why is it that men are so fascinated by the sight of a natural big breast? From an early age, they grab for them, they long to see them, and they live their lives in search of them. No one really knows why, but the truth is that men love them and a woman who has them is a lucky woman, indeed.
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Overweight telephone repairman Rocco. Watch how these metal steps failed to stand obese Rocco's weight and they subsided.
Will that probably a damaged fan, Rocco? Could you fix it?
Will that probably a damaged fan, Rocco? Could you fix it?
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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'
Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'
Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
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In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study as well. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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The Mother Superior is doing her rounds, checking that all is well before retiring. She goes into a dormitory and calls out, "Time for sleep. Candles out sisters." Her command is answered with a loud slurping noise.
Perhaps these nuns had strange stuff within their mouth
Perhaps these nuns had strange stuff within their mouth
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I myself am a dedicated masturbation fan. Read this.
"95% of people masturbate... the other 5% don't have hands."
"Sorry I'm late for work, boss, but I had to help my Uncle Jack off the horse."
"I masturbate in the shower so much, I get an erection whenever it rains!"
"I just flew in from the sperm bank — and boy, are my arms tired!"
90% of all women masturbate... the other 10% are nuns!
Sex is like bridge — you either need a good partner, or a good hand.
"95% of people masturbate... the other 5% don't have hands."
"Sorry I'm late for work, boss, but I had to help my Uncle Jack off the horse."
"I masturbate in the shower so much, I get an erection whenever it rains!"
"I just flew in from the sperm bank — and boy, are my arms tired!"
90% of all women masturbate... the other 10% are nuns!
Sex is like bridge — you either need a good partner, or a good hand.
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A sign in a sperm bank reads, "Men, please take your hat and jacket off."
Well, I've heard buddies kidding, saying they would turn to their foot to masturbate in case you have problems with your rough hands (calus from so much jerking off!!)
Well, I've heard buddies kidding, saying they would turn to their foot to masturbate in case you have problems with your rough hands (calus from so much jerking off!!)
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Venezuelans protest beatings of journalists
CARACAS, Venezuela — Hundreds gathered in Venezuela on Friday to demand justice after a group of journalists protesting media regulations were kicked, punched and beaten with sticks.
Attackers injured 12 of the journalists on Thursday as they passed out leaflets warning against a new education law that critics fear could lead to indoctrination in schools. Their fliers warned against a provision for sanctions against reports that “produce terror” among children or incite hate.
The education law provoked sporadic protests in Venezuela’s capital this week. Dozens of marchers demonstrated against its approval Friday afternoon, while shortly after dusk, protesters across Caracas banged on pots and pans for about a half hour to show their indignation.
But Chavez applauded lawmakers for passing the bill on Friday, calling it “tremendous.”
CARACAS, Venezuela — Hundreds gathered in Venezuela on Friday to demand justice after a group of journalists protesting media regulations were kicked, punched and beaten with sticks.
Attackers injured 12 of the journalists on Thursday as they passed out leaflets warning against a new education law that critics fear could lead to indoctrination in schools. Their fliers warned against a provision for sanctions against reports that “produce terror” among children or incite hate.
The education law provoked sporadic protests in Venezuela’s capital this week. Dozens of marchers demonstrated against its approval Friday afternoon, while shortly after dusk, protesters across Caracas banged on pots and pans for about a half hour to show their indignation.
But Chavez applauded lawmakers for passing the bill on Friday, calling it “tremendous.”
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Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.
How many HMO managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to order the referral.
How many HMO managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to order the referral.
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That's nothing but gossip, Rocco. Still my eyes would look like this as I am watching on line porn
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But after he broke out of prison, he became a homeless performing some mantenance duties and earned a living.
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Marcos: "Let's order another beer, Roco Italian name."
Rocco: "Oh, I haven't even started my new one!"
Rocco: "Oh, I haven't even started my new one!"
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The bathtub was invented in 1850.
The telephone was invented in 1875.
This might not seem like much but, if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being bothered by the phone.
The telephone was invented in 1875.
This might not seem like much but, if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being bothered by the phone.
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“Yes, dear, I know that excessive mobile use is dangerous… that’s not why I’m calling.”
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In fact, alcohol causes much more harm than illegal drugs like heroin and cannabis. It is a tranquillizer, it is addictive, and is the cause of many hospital admissions for physical illnesses and accidents. Many of these problems are caused by having too much to drink at the wrong place or time. Alcohol affects your judgment, so you do things you wouldn't normally think of. You are more likely to have fights. Well, I fight with myself: got Delirium Trememns.
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The short answer is "yes". Beer and other alcohol have negative long-term effects which include killing brain cells, causing memory deficits, and impairing verbal and motor skills.
In the brain, beer causes the destruction of brain cells which are unable to be regenerated or regrown. In fact, medical professors and medical students know that a drinker’s brain is almost worthless I teaching anatomy. Such a brain is usually saturated with watery fluid, and the nervous system has wasted
away.
So, beer is definitely harmful to your mental abilities in the long run. You probably already know about the short-term effects of beer, which include impaired judgement, motor skills, and verbal abilities. These short term effects could probably be described as making you stupid too.
So, this is why I'm so stupid!!
Can you guys guess who is the subject behind the bottles at home?
In the brain, beer causes the destruction of brain cells which are unable to be regenerated or regrown. In fact, medical professors and medical students know that a drinker’s brain is almost worthless I teaching anatomy. Such a brain is usually saturated with watery fluid, and the nervous system has wasted
away.
So, beer is definitely harmful to your mental abilities in the long run. You probably already know about the short-term effects of beer, which include impaired judgement, motor skills, and verbal abilities. These short term effects could probably be described as making you stupid too.
So, this is why I'm so stupid!!
Can you guys guess who is the subject behind the bottles at home?
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Yeah, Rocco, Italian name: Poseidon , in Greek religion and mythology, god of the sea, protector of all waters. After the fall of the Titans , Poseidon was allotted the sea. He was worshiped especially in connection with navigation; but as the god of fresh waters he also was worshiped as a fertility god. In Thessaly and other areas he was important as Hippios, god of horses, and was the father of Pegasus. Poseidon was represented as extremely powerful, with a violent and vengeful disposition. He carried the trident , with which he could split boulders and cause earthquakes. When Laomedon failed to pay him for building the walls of Troy, Poseidon sent a sea monster to ravage the Troad and years later vengefully assisted the Greeks in the Trojan War. His grudge against Odysseus is one of the themes of the Odyssey. He was the husband of Amphitrite, who bore him Triton, and by others he fathered many more sons, who usually turned out to be strong, brutal men (like Orion) or monsters (like Polyphemus). The Romans identified him with Neptune.
I'm protector of all waters and chicks I lacked my trident here though. I was 25 on my way to become a Poseidon.
I'm protector of all waters and chicks I lacked my trident here though. I was 25 on my way to become a Poseidon.
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Well, I wouldn't pay any attention to the chain link fence either.
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"Rocco, I'm not sure, but I think that looks more like Pacific water."
Yeah, Playmale: you can tell by the color of the ocean. I once flashed with these chicks at the same beach. Don't shock, I'm 58 yo.
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Yeah, Playmale: you can tell by the color of the ocean. I once flashed with these chicks at the same beach. Don't shock, I'm 58 yo.
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You're welcome to Lush, Submissioness, I see you're a newbie. Yes, you're right and I'm glad you like thongs. I myself don't know why women wear that if it's supposed it doesn't coverer this part of body, just in front. There are girls who say at first they are a little uncomfortable, the string thongs are more comfortable surprisingly, but then they are just like wearing regular underwear.
Others say no they are not you bearly feel them once you get use to it. I heard a woman saying: "I can't stand them. I find them to be very very uncomfortable. Imagine feeling that you have a constant wedgie all day."
I figure out maybe the first couple times it may feel weird for a woman, but after a while they don't feel anything uncomfortable. It's much better than those horrible granny panties!! ha, ha. No they are not you bearly feel them once you get use to it. !!! Probably you wear it around the house for the day and you got used to it soon can't even tell the difference between regular underwear an thongs! good luck Submissioness.
Others say no they are not you bearly feel them once you get use to it. I heard a woman saying: "I can't stand them. I find them to be very very uncomfortable. Imagine feeling that you have a constant wedgie all day."
I figure out maybe the first couple times it may feel weird for a woman, but after a while they don't feel anything uncomfortable. It's much better than those horrible granny panties!! ha, ha. No they are not you bearly feel them once you get use to it. !!! Probably you wear it around the house for the day and you got used to it soon can't even tell the difference between regular underwear an thongs! good luck Submissioness.
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Alcohol is our favourite drug. Most of us use it for enjoyment, but for some of us, drinking can become a serious problem.
In fact, alcohol causes much more harm than illegal drugs like heroin and cannabis. It is a tranquilliser, it is addictive, and is the cause of many hospital admissions for physical illnesses and accidents. Many of these problems are caused by having too much to drink at the wrong place or time. Alcohol affects your judgment, so you do things you wouldn't normally think of. You are more likely to have fights, arguments...
She even is showing her panties to bystanders
After a fight... a good reconciliation, settlement and understanding!!
Man drunk in tram
In fact, alcohol causes much more harm than illegal drugs like heroin and cannabis. It is a tranquilliser, it is addictive, and is the cause of many hospital admissions for physical illnesses and accidents. Many of these problems are caused by having too much to drink at the wrong place or time. Alcohol affects your judgment, so you do things you wouldn't normally think of. You are more likely to have fights, arguments...
She even is showing her panties to bystanders
After a fight... a good reconciliation, settlement and understanding!!
Man drunk in tram
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This is a fun guide to how to say hi to anyone you pass on the sidewalk in your neighborhood.
I never really learned the habit of doing this until very recently and found that it actually took some thought and experimentation to do it well. My fiancee and I reenacted a typical scenario you might get on the street. Saying hi to a person of the sex to which you're inclined can be especially fraught, so we took the liberty of adding a few extra steps on what not to do.
step 1 Be aware of your surroundings
I've found that the most common reason I don't say hi or smile at people I pass on the street in my neighborhood is that I'm staring at the ground or otherwise consumed wit…
step 2 Make eye contact and smile
When you have people in your field of vision, it's much easier to catch their eye in a natural way. When you catch their eye, just smile lightly and/or say "hi." Most peopl…
step 3 Walk away and don't turn back
After you pass the person with a smile, just keep walking. DO NOT turn back and ogle or otherwise engage the person in conversation unless you are completely confident that…
step 4 Remember not to do any of the following...
Wave. Glare at someone to make sure that they make eye contact. Say hi before you're in comfortable eye contact range. Get in someone's face. Turn back and profess undy…
I never really learned the habit of doing this until very recently and found that it actually took some thought and experimentation to do it well. My fiancee and I reenacted a typical scenario you might get on the street. Saying hi to a person of the sex to which you're inclined can be especially fraught, so we took the liberty of adding a few extra steps on what not to do.
step 1 Be aware of your surroundings
I've found that the most common reason I don't say hi or smile at people I pass on the street in my neighborhood is that I'm staring at the ground or otherwise consumed wit…
step 2 Make eye contact and smile
When you have people in your field of vision, it's much easier to catch their eye in a natural way. When you catch their eye, just smile lightly and/or say "hi." Most peopl…
step 3 Walk away and don't turn back
After you pass the person with a smile, just keep walking. DO NOT turn back and ogle or otherwise engage the person in conversation unless you are completely confident that…
step 4 Remember not to do any of the following...
Wave. Glare at someone to make sure that they make eye contact. Say hi before you're in comfortable eye contact range. Get in someone's face. Turn back and profess undy…
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Ok, let's propose a thresome so yuo both are engaged... in the play, Mr. Rocco. Like this another mermelade?