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marcosurbina
Over 90 days ago
Male, 75
Mexico
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The minimum you need is a volleyball and a net, also a water bottle in case you get tired. Any sporting goods store should have this stuff. Lots of nets come with lines to mark the boundaries of the court, or you can use shoes or other objects to indicate the corners of the court.
Find a friend. You can start learning the basics of volleyball with one other person by playing "pepper;" that is, just practicing the basic skills by hitting the ball back and forth by a bump, a set, and a downball. If you have a foursome, you can split into teams of two and play some games. Ok, good luck and join us!!
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Well, if this is about an indecisive indesision, then I'm giving you a hand at this for better orientation. You make your choice again.
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One time I had to go to a funeral at 6 AM. I shouldn't have been there. I'm not a mourning person.
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Oh, I thought it was a vacuum cleaner, Rocco. So it's a tape recorder. Probably I wasn't paying attention.
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The best joke I've heard, perhaps!!
This husband in your joke was not superman after all, Pixie
This husband in your joke was not superman after all, Pixie
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If you felt the urgency for a maid, which one would you hire out of these?
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Bank robbery, too smart. "Why would you wear that ungly mask. They'll never remember your face!!"
"You now tell me: could you explain that stupid smile in your face?"
"Oh, no doubt they're settled or reached to an agreement already."
"You now tell me: could you explain that stupid smile in your face?"
"Oh, no doubt they're settled or reached to an agreement already."
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I figure out they're intended for fishermen, aren't they? Nicola's can of worms can't be hungrier (hungry for love) than this one.
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Not exactly the same thing... but she looks different at the beach
She said this after her first discouraging experience at the beach:
"Being a woman myself I never wear thongs. They are the most uncomfortable underwear around. I have no idea why girls like to go around with a strip of elastic wedged up their butt."
She said this after her first discouraging experience at the beach:
"Being a woman myself I never wear thongs. They are the most uncomfortable underwear around. I have no idea why girls like to go around with a strip of elastic wedged up their butt."
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Luckily, I didn't succeed in trying to get the goddamn volume to work here, ha, ha.
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Energy drinks are soft drinks advertised as providing energy to improve physical activity of the drinker, as compared to a typical drink. Rather than providing food energy (as measured in calories), these drinks are designed to increase a user's mental alertness and physical performance by the addition of caffeine, vitamins, and herbal supplements which may interact to provide a stimulant effect over and above that obtained from caffeine alone.
Well, I've never tried one. They're sold here in Mexico, I drink coffee though.
Well, I've never tried one. They're sold here in Mexico, I drink coffee though.
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Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl!"
"No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl!"
"No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."
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The people of Cuba have always been industrious, talented and excellent at art, music, literature and crafts. Take a look at this paint: a gorgeous art of the work
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If your girlfriend humiliates you about your penis size, if she doesn't like it, suggest it a horse!!
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Thank you, bikebum1975. for your comment. Like you said before: "It's not the destination, it's the journey-" Love your remark here.
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Oh, Marcos. I wonder why it often takes you so long to show me Yucatan. It must be over here... or here...
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"I don't buy it" said the blonde.
Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.
My SPARCstation has air conditioning. No need to open windows.
Micro$oft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
Have you reinstalled your Windows today?
In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates?!
Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.
My SPARCstation has air conditioning. No need to open windows.
Micro$oft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
Have you reinstalled your Windows today?
In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates?!
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Will this pig need to be washed?
Ain't you going to clean me up. Please don't keep me waiting
Ain't you going to clean me up. Please don't keep me waiting
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Zafia and sexynsweet09 a question for you: Question: Why is divorce so expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.
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Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
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A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.
When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.
The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.
"She was a real lady," his mistress said.
"How so?" the encouraged man asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."
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Dr. Phil will save my marriage despite she's unfaithfull
Answer: Because it's worth it.
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Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
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A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.
When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.
The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.
"She was a real lady," his mistress said.
"How so?" the encouraged man asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."
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Dr. Phil will save my marriage despite she's unfaithfull
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I feel too much nostakgia, sexynsweet09, I'm 58 though. Back in the 70's Michael surprised us with his songs so sad with such cadency and rithm. As I was traveling a long distance in my Mercedes bus, his voice tried to come over the engine bus noise in the loudspeaker.
Professional man hurdling. Marcos dealing with Shakespeare language
Counting sheep hurdling. Too easy to count sheeps while sleeping, ain't it?
I myself used to do this for years, but I no longer
Oh, means personel gotta go home earlier?
Professional man hurdling. Marcos dealing with Shakespeare language
Counting sheep hurdling. Too easy to count sheeps while sleeping, ain't it?
I myself used to do this for years, but I no longer
Oh, means personel gotta go home earlier?
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Mr. Rocco -Italian name. Canola oil is NOT harmful to my sister's health, and it can actually help her achieve a better diet (see pic above). The reason Canola oil is good is because of its fat composition. You should know that there are 3 types of fats: saturated, monounsaturated, and polyunsaturated... and 2 of the 3 types of fats are actually 'healthy' fats, and they're actually helpful to your health. Saturated fats is the bad type my sister want to avoid. The other two types actually help control the level of cholesterol. Want more pic of my sister?
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Well, this is the only slogan I could find in the web, Mr. Rocco -Italian name
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No, I did not, Mr. Rocco, Italian name. I only stopped here to load gas so continue my trip and get to my sister´s place quickly. I refused to eat here because as I saw the menu there's only food which produce the most gas I found in sugars, beans, cabbage, brussels sprouts, broccoli, as well as lactose at this restaurant. Gas comes from two sources: either this restaurant, or swallowed air. Also you can get gas from bacteria naturally present in the colon. However, eating or drinking rapidly, chewing gum, smoking, or wearing loose dentures can cause some people to take in more air.
My sister always complain about having this kind of gasses. Here she is.
See the pot with pop corn
Why does popcorn give her gas?
She says popcorn is one of her favorite snacks, but everytime she eats it she gets gas! She is lactose intollerant too, but she knows there is no dair in popcorn, so she wonders what could it be? Do you know the answer to this, Mr. Rocco.
My sister always complain about having this kind of gasses. Here she is.
See the pot with pop corn
Why does popcorn give her gas?
She says popcorn is one of her favorite snacks, but everytime she eats it she gets gas! She is lactose intollerant too, but she knows there is no dair in popcorn, so she wonders what could it be? Do you know the answer to this, Mr. Rocco.