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17 Jul 2009

A nun at a Catholic school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Suzy declares, "I want to be a prostitute."

"What did you say?!" asks the nun, totally shocked.

"I said I want to be a prostitute," Suzy repeats.

"Oh, thank heavens," says the nun. "I thought you said 'a Protestant!'"

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While men sit at a tea stall , a female commercial sex worker solicits for c...?

I love my typewritter so I can writte better erotic stories: Marcos Urbina

15 Jul 2009

I wish I'd be the fat man and worship chefkathleen

You take off your hat, chefkathleen

14 Jul 2009

"Brilliant explanation of the science behind the jet streams Marco I have to say I didn't understand it all but it is still good to learn something new."

Than you, buddies. Marcos Urbina

13 Jul 2009

"Those are funny, Marcos-Spanish Name. Matter of factly, we just enjoyed a swim together a few weeks ago."

Oh, that was fine, Rocco =Italian name= Did she look gorgeous in her new speed suit. or she was not getting your attention.

13 Jul 2009

Techgoddes: you are welcome back. Oh, by the way, you like to swim in the deep end.

13 Jul 2009

"Doesn't sperm die in milliseconds out in the open?"

Yeah, especially if dog have eaten them. Sperm will not survive on a dog's stomach environment.

"On second lap I am already tired"

13 Jul 2009

12 Jul 2009

LOL! Good one!

12 Jul 2009

Rocco: you had better look the other way or techgoddess will be jealous. Problems tonight.

12 Jul 2009

11 Jul 2009

Did you know that jets leaving stream in air, jet leaving a trail behind is just air becoming ice after out of engines?. Afterwards it's be a long cloud as the one you see here. I always stare a the jets that fly over my location here in Yucatan, bound for Cancun and viceversa. This is a bright white jet leaving an expanding trail of vapor in the ocena blue sky.

Every year millions of migratory birds fly towards their wintering quarters and come back in next year´s spring to breed. Behavioral experiments have shown that the Earth´s magnetic field is the main orientation cue on their journeys.

Nevertheless, surprisingly little is known about the neuronal substrates underlying these navigational abilities. In recent years, it has been suggested that sensing of the magnetic reference direction involves vision and that molecules reacting to the Earth´s magnetic field in the birds' eye form the molecular basis for a vision-dependent compass mechanism.

11 Jul 2009

What creatures were not on the arc?
Fish

Noah's come back. Polution was a cause for species to dissapear?

9 Jul 2009

Popeye is a scrappy little seaman with bulging forearms, a squinty eye, and a screwed-up face, punctuated with an ever-present pipe in his mouth. He is always ready for a fight instead of a reasonable discussion, has a gravelly voice, and is constantly mumbling under his breath. His credo is “I yam what I yam, and that’s all what I yam.” His girlfriend is the gangly, uncoordinated Olive Oyl, for whose attention Popeye vies constantly with Bluto, his bearded, hulking rival.

Marcos Urbina

6 Jul 2009

Well, Mr. Rocco, that's precisely not a U.S. 4th of July. Looks like India's Independence Day also on the 4th of July

4 Jul 2009

What's this woman trying to do?

3 Jul 2009

Great joke. Congratualtions. Well the lion came first -after he had jerked off, of course.

These clients probably misunderstood that menu badly? Oh, I'd like a typewritter, please?

3 Jul 2009

Boat on the Highway

One day a blonde was driving down the highway when she saw another blonde on the side of the road trying to row in a boat. The blonde pulled over and said "You know it's people like you that give us blondes a bad name, if I knew how to swim I'd come out there and kick your ass".

2 Jul 2009

2 Jul 2009

Yeah, that's true, Rocco... but what would Mickeys like Marcos and Rocco look at in this pic?

1 Jul 2009

"Wow....she saved a TON of money not having to buy a dress!" Yeah, I agree with techgoddess. Yes, she'll buy a pink dress soon.

30 Jun 2009

Tower: TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.
Pilot Rocco: Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?
Tower: Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Pilot - "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

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"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

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Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

29 Jun 2009

Sexytomato

29 Jun 2009

Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.

As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"Why, I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement."

29 Jun 2009

FLY BY WIRE

28 Jun 2009

Q. Why do aliens make crop circles?
A. Because they are corny.

More about crops. Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

28 Jun 2009

Looks like my helmet. Do you know what's a helmet? It's a slang.

27 Jun 2009

How to catch a terrorist

Engine trouble... Rocco always circles around the spot where he's going to... watch the naked women, ha, ha!!

Keeping an eye on troubled engine...

27 Jun 2009

There's some black humor! (American spelling of "humour")

Yeah, Rocco and Playmate: here's another black "humour." I know about the doomed the Air France airliner. It's at the bottom of sea:

Look at that plane, open your mouth... now!!

26 Jun 2009

A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel

26 Jun 2009

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean."

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation, but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency, and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane, and all the swimmers are on the right side."

After this announcement, all the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later, the captain made a belly landing in the ocean.

The captain once again made an announcement, "Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane. For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane... "Thank You For Flying Lufthansa."