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Mosquitos?


So, how will the pirate manage, Rocco?






Uh, sorry, captain: sail maker is Rocco's Sailing Enterprises Inc. He doesn't like to scare enemies or Spanish bucaneers.
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Well, yes, buddies. This is my adorable wife, and she's comfortable with me because...





...she's so pretty that I should compensate her, but how?
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Well, Nicola. You just wait until the end of tape -trailer- and watch how Rocco is spanked by preacher Marcos, praying at the moment but can't concentrate interrupted by Rocco's weeping.
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Yeah, bikebum1975: these ones are... extraordinary in your resume:

Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.

Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
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Heavy log





Mexican cops at duty


Best tatoo on Marcos' bold head.


Problems with the nex door blonde neighbor? Solution: trimmed garden




A reason why you shoudn't sleep naked
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Yeah, unique panties, Rocco, like these ones:


Another choice: the new PIRATE - CANNON brand panty. Well it is not shown here
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Good joke: l had heard of it before, though. Well, she was talking about someone approching, but this boy had jet a spurt into his boxers.
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Let me tell you this account: A friend of mine paid me a visit yesterday when, out of the sudden, he start weeping, crying. Of course he was too drunk. As I asked him what's the matter, he replied: "My wife filed a suit for divorce, and walked out of the house. Now I'm alone, without my precious family."

As I saw this guy like this, I intended to provide some counceling, by saying: "A true man should never cry." I was too sad though. I said it had hapenned in two ocassions, and would cry. Finally, I think this is what happens after she wins in the court room.
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Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her “Don’t walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wold will catch you and suck your tits dry!”

Little Red started towards her grandmother’s house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Read and warned her “Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wold finds you, he’ll suck your tits dry!”

Litte Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her “Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood -I’m gonna suck your tits dry!!”

“Oh no you don’t”, yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, “You’re gonna eat me just like the story says!”
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After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice a month."

"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."



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