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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham
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Quote by sprite
switch places!
Sprite, you kill me.
Moving on........Oooooo, it's Kinky. Prepare to be ass-imilated.
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Quote by menthol
come on lush ppl there are people on here that we all wish we could be with for just one night?
so who would that be? oh do tell????
Given that there are 365 nights in a year the problem is where to start!! Ooh, the idea of spending a night with some of the stellar ladies of Lush is almost too much to bear.
Where to start...... maybe Nicola because she's our matriarch, or the feisty Ladyx? Dancing Doll for her legs or the opinionated Littlemissbitch? Then what about the alluring Loislane or the temptress, HoneyBee? It's going to be fun working through this menu.
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Guilty
Have you ever indulged in a May-December relationship?
Have you ever indulged in a May-December relationship?
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I prefer coffee with my bacon & egg sarnie. Call me when it's ready.
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guilty - it's an ego thing I guess
have you ever had sex with your best friends SO, and not been caught nor confessed?
have you ever had sex with your best friends SO, and not been caught nor confessed?
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That elusive person who fills the contraceptive vending machines in the restrooms of pubs & clubs.
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Tempting as the sum of $1m may sound, it would involve crossing two, rather than one, moral/ethical barriers for me, namely:
1. the homosexual experiences of kissing, sucking & fucking?
2. getting paid for it and realising I was also a whore?
Nope. Not even for $1m.
1. the homosexual experiences of kissing, sucking & fucking?
2. getting paid for it and realising I was also a whore?
Nope. Not even for $1m.
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Chef's got a lot to answer for for this addictive bloody game.
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You have now been ass-imilated. I told you resistance was futile.
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Ruby is still ticked at me because the new Batmobile is automatic transmission....she used to love sitting on my manual gear lever. 
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I've always liked that vid, Bud. Thanks for sharing it.
Chef. Really? I think I know what list you're going on this year.
Chef. Really? I think I know what list you're going on this year.
