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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham
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.....slipped my mind when, with a deafening below from his lungs, Tarzan swung down from the rafters and scooped me out of the arms of the Gorilla and we flew out of the window landing on the grassy verge overlooking I95. "You not Jane," he said sadly, right before he.............
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popyour cherry likes watching Nikki give me hand jobs on our webcam
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The way her legs cross over as we talk. Left over right, pause, talk some more, then watch her switch to right over left.
Geez, it's hard being a leg man ....... pun clearly intended
Geez, it's hard being a leg man ....... pun clearly intended
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....removed all the lint from my belly button and carefully placed in it a small glass jar. She then opened the door, letting in an 8 foot tall gorilla, and left me standing there waiting for.....
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WMM is official spokesperson for the MK Fan Club. Yaay WMM!!
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Today should be a happy day, Arsenal beat Shaktar in the Champions League by a score of 5-1. Some amazing football and the return of Cesc Fabregas from injury.......
.....and I missed it, listening to the yabberings of teachers at a parent-teacher conference
On the plus side, my daughter is doing well at school.
.....and I missed it, listening to the yabberings of teachers at a parent-teacher conference
On the plus side, my daughter is doing well at school.
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Eeyore is Head of the English department at Yale University
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That was both incredibly funny and arousing at the same time. 
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OMG 
I love it. So, right after I get my face slapped for offering to give the wife a pearl necklace, I get to show her this and get the last laugh!!! Brill!!
I love it. So, right after I get my face slapped for offering to give the wife a pearl necklace, I get to show her this and get the last laugh!!! Brill!!
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wellmademale wouldn't know a malemadewell if he hit him over the head 
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(taking the word 'gondalier' as my inspiration and hoping Eeyore pays attention next time....)
cheesy
cheesy
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Darn it, I just cannot fault your logic on this one.
Good one.
Good one.
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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART..
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART..
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.
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Hey Rocco, something else, other than footie, that we have in common.
We're both threshold Dom's
If you're in the mood, you'll be the sub, but you tend to take on the dominant role in the relationship. Whether your partner just enjoys pleasuring you or they (or you) have serious psychological problems is up for you to probe on your own time. Otherwise, sit back, relax, and let them do your bidding. Power is quite the comfy throne (remember to give up your seat once in a while).
And there was I thinking I was just being amiable in showing girls what they needed to do.
We're both threshold Dom's
If you're in the mood, you'll be the sub, but you tend to take on the dominant role in the relationship. Whether your partner just enjoys pleasuring you or they (or you) have serious psychological problems is up for you to probe on your own time. Otherwise, sit back, relax, and let them do your bidding. Power is quite the comfy throne (remember to give up your seat once in a while).
And there was I thinking I was just being amiable in showing girls what they needed to do.
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The way she checks herself in the mirror, every morning, after getting dressed, to make sure she's ready for work. 
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Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by mercianknight
I like the name "The Paddling Pool". Sounds warm and friendly and might actually get me to visit more ..... I'm still too shy to venture into those 'other' rooms too often because they talk funny and spell words even funnier
Merc, I never suspected you were into the spanking fetish.
How did I miss that one???? Must remember never to post before my 5th cup of coffee!!!
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Vertical, 'green' burial is a cute idea. Always loved the Aussies.
Still not for me though, once they've harvested whatever parts are of use, I've opted for cremation - just as cheap and removes any 'guilt' my family would feel about not maintaining my grave.
Still not for me though, once they've harvested whatever parts are of use, I've opted for cremation - just as cheap and removes any 'guilt' my family would feel about not maintaining my grave.
