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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham
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As a former donut loving cop I take offence at that pic
What have they done my sweet Krispy Kreme?
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There's a process to coming out?
Best of luck, and, if you don't mind, let us know how it works out. As a parent myself, I've often wondered how I'd react to my child 'coming out'.
Best of luck, and, if you don't mind, let us know how it works out. As a parent myself, I've often wondered how I'd react to my child 'coming out'.
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No never, im wary enough as it is having my pics up on here
Ditto.
Plus then I'd have all those Lush ladies clamouring for my gorgeous attention. **sigh** Who needs that???
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I like the name "The Paddling Pool". Sounds warm and friendly and might actually get me to visit more ..... I'm still too shy to venture into those 'other' rooms too often because they talk funny and spell words even funnier 
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omg, marrying someone before discovering if you are sexually compatible or not? not in my world! noooo way!
well said
Plus....it was a lot of fun weeding out all those 'incompatible' types before I finally settled down.
Sir Knight are we to believe that you will every settle down to just one woman? Now really!!!
I have only been married once and surely had many samples of my guy and others. How will you know what kind of car works best for you until you have driven a variety of examples.?
Hmmm, you raise a very interesting point
Whilst I am inordinately happy with the 'model' of car I presently own, it has never stopped me from arranging a 'hire' car when the need arises. Often it is a younger, sportier model, although I do have a penchant for the classics. The former gives spice and vibrancy whilst the latter offers elegance and, quite often, a much smoother ride.
I'll certainly be willing to consider the opportunity to take you on a test drive with me if you or anyone else finds themselves available.
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omg, marrying someone before discovering if you are sexually compatible or not? not in my world! noooo way!
well said
Plus....it was a lot of fun weeding out all those 'incompatible' types before I finally settled down.
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Nikki used to think being a "Cougar" meant she was bi-curious
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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...... the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...... the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
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...and I'm still waiting to hear the 'motivation' for this thread.
I mean, it's a given that "let's fuck" would cure anything.
I mean, it's a given that "let's fuck" would cure anything.
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I don't care what Rocco's motivation for this thread was....it was bloody hilarious to read!!! 
**skulks back out of the 'Ask the Gals' section into the shadows**
**skulks back out of the 'Ask the Gals' section into the shadows**
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Chair? Hmmpft! 
Look closely.
It's actually a 'sit down catapult' or sling-shot for my north American friends. See the foot rests? Okay, so it's missing the 'elestic band', but imagine the length you could get with that baby!!!
Look closely.
It's actually a 'sit down catapult' or sling-shot for my north American friends. See the foot rests? Okay, so it's missing the 'elestic band', but imagine the length you could get with that baby!!!
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Thank you kindly Guys & Gals. I'm touched..... or rather, I'd like to be
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"Holy sh*t!"
Oh wait, that's exactly what Bike said to expect. Good post.
Oh wait, that's exactly what Bike said to expect. Good post.
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Showed the wife. Guess what? The truth really does hurt - ouch!
