Yep! This was India's big chance to stage a major sporting event, however, unlike South Africa with the World Cup, I am afraid the sub-continent blew it.
Nevertheless, the actual sporting events are still worth watching - just ignore the empty stands.
...."Hiya Bill, they turned the Footie off in there, can I join you?" He tossed back his golden locks, pulled back the covers on his gurney, gave me a wicked smile and......
a child's pure, untainted love
.....the TV remote. Insanely, she switched channels and instead of watching the football, the room was filled with the sounds of....
WTF? Crap, and I thought it was the curry that was making my ass burn!!!
Granted, unfortunately it is kept clean by Conchita, the cute & sexy maid your hubby has been screwing on the side. He finally kicks you out on your ass, however, your (former) house is sparkling.
I wish my football team, Arsenal, would win at least one trophy this year....please!!!!
.....spraying him with furniture polish and giving him a good buffing to bring out the lustre in the paint. Satisfied with her efforts, she slipped her duster in her handbag, turned to the audience and.....
Have an absolutely brilliant day ..... which I know you will. We Librans know how to party!!! 
