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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham
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...cushioning of a Pilsbury Doughboy suit. Fortunately, the MC for the night's festivities, Nicola, was a fully trained para-medic and she quickly leapt into the fray licking her lips at the prospect of giving the wrinkly old gent a good.......
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Granted. Unfortunately it is as a backstage labourer for El Crappo cruise lines version of the hit Broadway musical as you sail the Arabian Gulf between Yemen and Somalia. Good luck with that.
I wish, for once, I did not have a "Honey do..." list for just one week-end.
I wish, for once, I did not have a "Honey do..." list for just one week-end.
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Thanks for great night, but it's gonna cost you another $500. Over night rates, you understand.
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....let the waiting throngs see the name of the winner for this years L.A.F.T.A. (Lush Academy Forum Thread Award). He scanned the contents of the card, looked up and proudly proclaimed.......
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Come on...those can't be real, can they? Photo-shop?
Otherwise I agree with Bunny.
Otherwise I agree with Bunny.
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....Dame Vera Lynn singing "We'll meet again". Quickly dismissing the idea of wearing a frock again, Hugh instead reprises one of his "Black Adder" roles and....
Hey, you reap what you sow, nevertheless.....
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I so want to dress up my own cat now......and wipe that superior smug look of it's face 
Oops, gotta go, cat needs feeding.
Oops, gotta go, cat needs feeding.
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Whilst I could only wish that the missus would spend more than a couple of minutes swallowing the sausage, my actual pet peeve....and again I blame porno vids... is the wifes belief that rapidly & repeatedly pulling down on my shaft with her death grip whilst both wrenching at my knob end and smashing down on my balls is somehow stimulating. It's not. It's painful.
Attempts to 'teach' her to be more gentle usually lead to a barnstormer so I tend to avoid hand-jobs at home.
Attempts to 'teach' her to be more gentle usually lead to a barnstormer so I tend to avoid hand-jobs at home.
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I would comment but there's some sort of liquid leaking from my eyes. What the blazes have you done to me WMM? 
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After looking totally awesome and anonymous as the Dark Knight last year, this year, I am going to wear a costume that does not require me to peel off everything just to go for a pee!! It's back to my Star Trek NG uniform this year - "Engage". 
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Quote by chefkathleenPlus, let's all admit there still remains a romantic aura to the monarchy.
'Tis true Sir Knight. I too want someone to wipe my arse for me as well.
You need only bend before me sweet maiden and I promise thine arse will be well taken care of.
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...Crocodile Dundee rushed into the room wanting to know why she thought only those from New Zealand were worthy of mention in this thread. He quickly threw her over his shoulder muttering, "Don't worry sheila, after a little down under you'll be ready to......
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Wow, when does the version for man-boobs come out? Erm, not that I'd need one you understand...... 
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Be off with thee knaves and leave the good Queen alone. The monarchy, warts and all, still represents all that was good and great about Britain and whilst there is a good case for some 'pruning' of some of the leeches, this particular knight remains a loyal royalist.
Indeed, many jurisdictions who have removed their monarchies only go and replace it with a 'symbolic' Presidential figure that ends up racking bills just as immense and wasteful as the worst royals. I consider the likes of my dear QE II, Queen Beatrice of the Netherlands and King Albert II of Belgium to be perfect role models.
Plus, let's all admit there still remains a romantic aura to the monarchy.
Indeed, many jurisdictions who have removed their monarchies only go and replace it with a 'symbolic' Presidential figure that ends up racking bills just as immense and wasteful as the worst royals. I consider the likes of my dear QE II, Queen Beatrice of the Netherlands and King Albert II of Belgium to be perfect role models.
Plus, let's all admit there still remains a romantic aura to the monarchy.
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Why oh why were you ladies not around when I was a strapping 25 year old...sighs....Oh well, maybe I'll get lucky.
As per DD's invite, let me add my tuppence:
1. Rules are VERY important. Sets the boundaries and, in my case, helps the 'third' person relax.
2. In my extremely limited experience, 'No', it does not matter who approaches the third party
3. My personal preference is for a vetted stranger to preserve anonymity and avoid any emotional attachments developing or awkward post 3-somes social situations. True, knowing the person makes many of the other aspects of a 3-some work better, but I just prefer the emotional distance.
4. I am open to both MMF and FFM. I have been blessed to be the invited 'M' to a few FF couples (not sure why) and it has been a blast to see the girls be able to gleefully carry on after I have been 'depleted'. The only time I have ever got close to a MMF (still on the 'to do' list) was again an invite, however, the other M was bi- and that made me too uncomfortable as a very, very hetero guy who is not the least bit curious.
5. How do you typically search for your third person? I couldn't answer this one because I never have. Call me cursed or blessed, but I have been the one to be approached..... apparently because of my open-minded attitude to things sexual. Go figure.
Hmmm! Good Q DD, but not sure I've offered anything much. Mind you, it may prompt more guys to post.
As per DD's invite, let me add my tuppence:
1. Rules are VERY important. Sets the boundaries and, in my case, helps the 'third' person relax.
2. In my extremely limited experience, 'No', it does not matter who approaches the third party
3. My personal preference is for a vetted stranger to preserve anonymity and avoid any emotional attachments developing or awkward post 3-somes social situations. True, knowing the person makes many of the other aspects of a 3-some work better, but I just prefer the emotional distance.
4. I am open to both MMF and FFM. I have been blessed to be the invited 'M' to a few FF couples (not sure why) and it has been a blast to see the girls be able to gleefully carry on after I have been 'depleted'. The only time I have ever got close to a MMF (still on the 'to do' list) was again an invite, however, the other M was bi- and that made me too uncomfortable as a very, very hetero guy who is not the least bit curious.
5. How do you typically search for your third person? I couldn't answer this one because I never have. Call me cursed or blessed, but I have been the one to be approached..... apparently because of my open-minded attitude to things sexual. Go figure.
Hmmm! Good Q DD, but not sure I've offered anything much. Mind you, it may prompt more guys to post.
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.....Mr Universe tournament. Feeling bad about always referring to Javier as 'Cabbage', she decided to......
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Llola needs to stop sexting me to use my Lance on her. She's too small
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Dwin thinks 'cross-dressing' means getting ready for work with a scowl on his face.