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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham

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In case any of you ever doubted the 'avant guard' nature of European advertising, think on this. Fleggaard Holding A/S, through its subsidiaries, markets electronic appliances. The company specializes in selling televisions and radio sets.

Fleggaard Holding is based in Krusaa, Denmark. Just across Germany's northern-most border with Denmark you'll find an incredible superstore called Fleggaard. There,you can buy everything you need - tubs of gummi bears, cases of wine, industrial strength dishwashing soap - at prices 30% cheaper than you'll find in Denmark. It is Denmark's Costco, packaged as a German loophole.

Now check out their Ad.

http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf
Sweet Xuani, as an outsider looking in I think you've evolved but have not yet quite realised it. You've changed - for the better.
Hernandez looks like another astute acquisition for ManU by SAF

My team, Arsenal FC, were lucky to steal a point from Liverpool but it's early days. We play Blackpool tomorrow
I have known both male and female escorts - never dated them, however, there was a commonality to each genders approach to the profession.

The guys, whilst hardly shouting it from the rooftops, did not hide what they did and were more comfortable discussing it with friends. Even I confess to slight feelings of jealousy at some of their revelations.

The girls on the other hand were definitely more secretive. Most certainly from the stigma associated with the Escort world and the ease with which society will lable a female a slut/tramp/prostitute whilst calling the male escort a stud/gigolo etc. To be honest, I was genuinely shocked when I discovered some of women I knew were part-time escorts - good women, with good reasons for what they were doing.

I know, I know, a little off track, but it might explain the lack of input from guys who 'date' female escorts.
.....because Mercianknight's feelings had been hurt.

Knowing that he could no longer look forward to the good rogering he had planned for Gypsy, he sheathed his lance (ow, ow, it won't bend), and .....
I recommend this to you all because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of botal Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclits.

Yu haf no idr hou gud I feal.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pis

....a subscription to Readers Digest."

She then threw the book to one side, pulled her damp thongs off, and marched out the door determined to....
OMG, I've been remiss in checking out this thread.

Ana, your last post is awesome....actually, most of these pics are starting to make me think I've been fantasising about the wrong coloured hair type of girls!!!
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I believe it has everything to do with attraction, simple mathmatics and the illusion of oppertunity.
First of all there is attraction, which I think speaks for itself. Second there is simple mathmatics, the only thing better than one beautiful woman is two. Third the illusion of oppertunity. No men (or at least not many) likes to look at two women kissing because he thinks its cute that they are in love, its because he is imagining having both of those women with their lips wrapped around something else. The media (which influences much of what is precieved to be desireable) generally depicts women who kiss other women as sexually adventerous, wild and prone to experimentation(not saying that I believe that. Just my interpretation of the medias message), I think its the erotic possibilities that such an act implies that most men are responding to. Now take two women that may not be sexually desireable to the majority and you will see those same looks of disgust you'd see with two men kissing. Bottom line, we like it cause we want it, if we don't want it, we don't like it.


Sage in name and, apparently, sage by nature. Well done.
......WellMadeMale who was going to show her how he had helped Queen Nicola groom her little pussy to be used as an avatar.

The thought of such a subliminal message made her quiver so she decided to .........
That was so cool. Thanks to Chef's SO!!

Oh, wait, quick question. When does a SO become an SOB?
Don't kid yourself, lust is a necessary evil.

Let me share with you something I had to remind my own dear wife about when she asked a similar question. I wrote it down for her because I wanted her to have a record of how I felt at that precise moment when she asked me (and because I'll probably never be this insightful again).

"When we met it was pure 'Lust', the hunger for you was clearly evident in my eyes, but tempered by etiquette that demanded that we get to know each other a little before even thinking we could have sex. As we got to know each other we recognised the lust for each other through our eyes and revelled in it's pleasure, however, lust became tempered with 'Love' as I grew to really know you, to feel a connection I had never felt before. Oh trust me, the lust for you has never waned, but my love has grown stronger than lust and will sustain us until the day we die. Every day I try to show my love with my actions, my sacrifices and my dedication to you. The beauty of this evolution is that we have both recognised each others commitment and neither of us ever questioned the depth of the relationship because we each just knew we were meant to be togther. So, the answer to your question is that I both love and lust you, and will do so until the day I die."

I meant every word and 'Yes' to the less romantic of you out there......I so got laid that night!!!!
Quote by MrNudiePants
I've known people that say meditation really helps you control your stress. I dated a chick that got me into it for a while. I found that a couple of whiskeys, on the rocks, and getting laid always got me results that were just as good... YMMV.


Darn, beaten to the punch again.

In any event, any time I've tried meditation I get pulled up for sleeping on the job
...when the familiar sound of a transporter beam caught her attention and suddenly she was confronted by two Borg drones who quickly inserted their probes flooding her with nanites.

Unable to resist, she felt her body succumb to.......
Never doubt the fates MM. Same thing happened to be. Gave up looking for love and quietly went about enjoying ticking off the items on the 'bucket list' when all of a sudden....Whammo!!

Enjoy being single for now sweetie, but grab hold of 'love' when it comes a knocking (you'll know, trust me).
...how much better her life would be with a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Unable to reconcile these conflicting emotions, she suddenly succumbed to the urge to.......
I don't even pretend to understand baseball, but they were two AMAZING catches...made all the more special by each participants reaction to their own athleticism. Brilliant.


That's one bullet I've dodged so far, but, hey, interesting way to deal with it......video then posting it???