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mercianknight
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I have to admit that the word 'plonker' sprung to mind when I saw the question posed.

Some good comments above. Having never owned a Mini in any of its incarnations, I still remain an ardent fan of the car. If there still remains an element of doubt regarding the machismo element then simply rent/watch the 'Italian Job' (both versions) or the Bourne Identity. The cars are amazing.....

better yet....

Auto123.com article

or

Italian Job Tribute

but my fave is still the 1969 versions of the Minis ... indulge me
Italian Job 1969
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The eldest of 5, an absentee father, a fragile (youngest of 7) mother - all just about set me up to be that 'rock'.

The more you project the image of the strong resourceful type the more they come to you and the more you feel obligated to support. You counsel, support, and learn to compartmentalise their angst ever knowing they care not how you are coping with the burden of their travails. Keep the lid pressed down, build another compartment, contain the pressure.

You just hope and pray that one day the lid does not blow off.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
This thread reminds me of that most prfound gastronomic question: Vegetarian, isn't that a native American term for poor hunter?





Brilliant!

And FYI, I tried a vegan dish this past week-end. Some stir-fried onions, snow peas, egg-plant and bamboo shoots. It was absolutely delicious and complemented the side dish of beef tenderloin and half lobster immensely.
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Not a term that bothers me. I personally do not use it, however, my wife frequently uses the term 'Babe' when addressing me. Maybe I'll ask her why?

Hmmm, on second thoughts, maybe I won't ask her ... after all, when she uses it, it generally denotes that she is in a good mood and I do not want to frig with my established 'signals'.
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Quote by sprite
i DO eat one kind of meat, but i'm not allowed to post pictures of it in the forum... *giggles*


You beat me to my rebuttable comment Sprite - you awesome gal you.

Nevertheless, we have canines (the teeth, not the dogs) for a reason and I thoroughly enjoy using them. Oh, AND I'm gorgeous.

Chef, I worship your insight.
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Quote by sprite
regrets? i've had a few. but then again, too few to mention...




That's why I come back time and time again. So true.
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As my name suggests, I am from a part of the olde kingdom of Mercia - you may know it from its modern name of Birmingham.

Mind you, I left that city of 2.2million to live abroad way back in 1984 so I doubt even my mother would recognize me these days.
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Thanks for keeping this thread, your personal video library, alive. I do enjoy what you post and apologise for not leaving more comments of appreciation.
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i guess it would depend on how she presented the idea to me... there are very few boundaries i wouldn't cross to satisfy my woman, but if it somehow got stuck into my head that she thinks i'm lacking in that department and wanted me to use that the majority of the time i would end up resenting her and ending whatever relationship we had


Yeah, what he said.
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In no particular order of preference.....

Sex
a hug from my daughter
sipping a cool drink with the wife watching the sunset or the myriad stars from the balcony
watching football
the feeling of unconditional love and excitement from my mutt when I get home
actually winning a game of squash
red meat
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OMG!

Please resist the urge to be the 'supportive' friend character unless you enjoy having your heart ripped apart every time she comes running to you for support when the other guy is unavailable. If you truly love her then you will always feel the hurt.

Age old saying goes something like - "If you truly love something then let it go. If it loves you it will come back."

Tell her how you feel regardless and that it hurts too much to stay around although you'll always consider her a friend - then just walk away. Find someone new - move on. If the Gods favour your honesty then she will see the strength of your love and come back.
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Yeah gotta agree that 'race' has always taken a back seat to 'body type' because I am incredibly shallow that way. I like them (generally tall) slim and leggy (surprise, surprise!). Have tinkered with the oriental/asian types & blacks, but tend to find I am attracted to mulatto and caucasian/europeans.

FYI - I consider the Hispanic/latino category something peculiar to North America, as I prefer to lovingly group them amongst the sexy Portuguese & Spanish type..... Just in case you are wondering LadyX (wink, wink!)
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24 yrs ago my then girlfriend (now and still my wife) asked me to take her anal virginity. THEN it was kinky as it was also my first time - now it is part of our normal repertoire.

And that pretty much sums up how our sexuality has evolved - what was once kinky becomes the norm.

I guess I could explore a new 'kinky' for the future
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Quote by chefkathleen
Got one for my guy type? Never mind. I'm too hard to handle. The only one that can is the one I have.MARWaXSlg6HMJ9iC


Shhh! You promised you wouldn't let our secret out
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I have been asked, however, because I am such an awful liar due to my poor memory, I have always declined. It may seem awkward at the time, but it has made my life so much calmer.
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Nice post Nikki.

I endured two years of a sexless marriage, probably because the wife had issues I didn't quite understand. However, I still loved her, and against all the prevailing advice at the time (to let her work her way through it etc) I became a complete ass-hole.

I told her I still loved her, but my patience was at an end. I wanted my 'wife/girlfriend' back. I don't do fatties so unless she complied she had to think about a divorce. That was 5 years ago.

It worked. She lost 65lbs, gained her self respect and sex drive and has forgiven me for being a shallow male pig.
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Wow, this thread is like a time machine.

Nevertheless, I am here, so.....

"Never look back" - I want to check out the future and maybe meet one of my Star Trek idols
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Wow, I've just realised how many sexual blind-spots I didn't know I had. If I just ignore the obvious heavy BDSM, pissing & stuff that does not even feature in my sexual inclinations, I have to confess to just not getting the administering of a spanking during sex.

Granted the wife says I'm good at it and I do indulge her from time to time, however, as with DD's gagging noise acting, I only do it to please.
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I'm thinking it would only work for me if she were dressed as Cat-woman or Bat-girl
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Quote by scooter
My mom told me; that will make you go blind.
Now I gotta wear glass's


Totally sympathize dude. Thank goodness for this braille monitor
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Oh dear lord, the 'manties' jibe was what drew me in but the pic... well.....

Really funny
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That was great. Always liked Kathy, but never thought of her as a 'hottie' - well, that's changed!!
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Quote by Kimasa
Short skirt and a thong or stockings and garter belt are always a hit as well


My kind of girl
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Call me old fashioned ....really....go ahead! Labels stop me from offending peoples sensibilities.

I'm straight - it's a label I can live with. It also helps you know that if I'm sharing a gal with another Dude then he knows not to get too fresh with my private parts for fear he'll lose his own.
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Quote by chefkathleen
Sir Knight. The quiet observer. Lurking in the bushes. Outside my bedroom.


You do know it's bloody cold out here, right? Open the window and let me in before my lance gets frostbite
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