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Big strapping guy like me is terrified of....... cockroaches .........brrrrrr!
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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
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Ditto guys & gals. Have a very Merry, safe and fun filled Christmas and a raucous New Year. 
Oh, and what is the first thing they teach Santa's future little helpers at the North Pole Primary school?
You guessed it, the Elf-abet.
Oh, and what is the first thing they teach Santa's future little helpers at the North Pole Primary school?
You guessed it, the Elf-abet.
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Quote by chefkathleen
Chef's innate ability to display empathy is infamous and I love her for it.
Even shy little old me started out as an observer on Lush only to be drawn in by some incredible people. Sadly, some have moved on and my blessings went with them. For the rest, I admire from the shadows again only occasionly illuminating their lives with my incandescent presence. I am thoughtful that way
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Wow, Porn Theatres? Are there still some around?
I thought videos/DVD & streaming killed them off already.
I thought videos/DVD & streaming killed them off already.
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Stick to the classy black outfit - I don't think it has ever failed.
If you are unsure I can always volunteer to be your test subject
If you are unsure I can always volunteer to be your test subject
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If she's not commando then she may wear a thong.
I'm generous that way
I'm generous that way
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Legs....definitely the legs. The longer the better. Ooooooo, the legs, yes!! 
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Wife always looks so hot on Christmas Day - we dress up to go out for Christmas brunch - but the odds of getting some alone time are always slim.
Is it more special on Christmas Day? Nope, ANY day I can get me some is special, and I have lots of 'special' days.
Is it more special on Christmas Day? Nope, ANY day I can get me some is special, and I have lots of 'special' days.
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Quote by Irishdrifter
Kimasa. It's to thrust in for me and i'm sure every guy. I'd be suprised to hear different. My opinion is that is how
we are wired. We can't fight that urge. That's one reason you girls may seem to find a hand on your head or we grab a hand full of hair.
Bravo, bravo What he said.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I typically read stories written by the authors I am following, my friends, and stories from the Editor's Pick selections to check out new talent. I know I'm missing a lot of talent along the way but with time limitations, I tend to default to the established authors whose writing style I already love.
As well, if I see someone making interesting and/or intelligent posts in the forum, I'll often be tempted into reading one of their stories.
As is the norm, DD sums it up for me!
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The stairwell used to be great for that Xmas quickie - until everyone and their uncle started to use the stairs for exercise 
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well i have hunted and hunted around the city for a pair with seams, and i cant find them anywhere....anyone know where i can get some?
As it happens I have a pair in my bedroom. Not mine you understand, but you are welcome to come try them on
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I think it is kinda quaint that some people still think that they can fool all of the Lushies all of the time. Let them live their fantasisies - just don't expect me to 'friend' any of them. We cartoon characters like to keep it real
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...and I just thought I'd let you lovely ladies know, on behalf of all we sad 'non-blow-job-getting' men - WE LOVE YOU!!! 
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I don't get it.
Was his daughter ugly or something?
Naah! Just pulling your chain. I get it, the daughter wouldn't take his credit card.
Was his daughter ugly or something?
Naah! Just pulling your chain. I get it, the daughter wouldn't take his credit card.
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Sprite!! Christmas is cumming!!! Ask Santa for an extra one!!
Mwah!
Hmmm! Good idea for the wife's stocking stuffer (pun intended) once research it.
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I also had a pair of those 'rose tinted' glasses.
She was everything I thought I could ever want at the sweet tender age of 21 and I was truly gutted when we broke up. Actually, the one that got away was kinda let go because she wanted to get married but I still had a bucket list I wanted to finish. When I got a posting overseas it was the perfect excuse but I missed her terribly - until, that is, I actually met my sould mate in this foreign land. 24 years ago - phew!
Checked up on the one that got away about 5 years ago and now have no regrets whatsoever.
She was everything I thought I could ever want at the sweet tender age of 21 and I was truly gutted when we broke up. Actually, the one that got away was kinda let go because she wanted to get married but I still had a bucket list I wanted to finish. When I got a posting overseas it was the perfect excuse but I missed her terribly - until, that is, I actually met my sould mate in this foreign land. 24 years ago - phew!
Checked up on the one that got away about 5 years ago and now have no regrets whatsoever.