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After the security guards had pulled me [Mazza] off MischiefMaker arrived with his javelin. I yanked it from him and stuck it up my ex's ass. Just then Nikki and Lola walked in....
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mischiefmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
United States
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Granted -- unfortunately it is a plan to make use of dryer and bellybutton lint, and though the plan is perfect, no one wants the products.
I wish that I could shoot Cupid's Arrow in the heart of my favorite lovely Lushie!
I wish that I could shoot Cupid's Arrow in the heart of my favorite lovely Lushie!
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and demanded that he take her to see CG and Mazza. Instead, Hap picked Nikki up....
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Has slapped Hap so silly with her breasts that she feels sorry for him, and will let him suck on them for awhile.
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Granted -- but only half of you is in each place, and no one wants to associate with you. Too bad; so sorry.
I wish I had a sexy redhead in my bed.
I wish I had a sexy redhead in my bed.
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What is it that everyone wants but finds isn't what it's cracked up to be when they get it.
Boston cream pie
Boston cream pie
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Shot was so upset to be dicovered that that he fell on his knees and grabbed Tell with one arm and Hap with the other and cried "Please don't tell anyone."
Tell and Hap chuckled.....
Tell and Hap chuckled.....
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Granted -- B obviously standing for Brewed; so why do you want to be a morning cup of coffee?
I wish that Wildcat would no longer grant Hap's wishes.
I wish that Wildcat would no longer grant Hap's wishes.
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Hap was so incensed that the Hannah jokes kept popping up on the forum that he tried to steal my (MM's) javelin. But adele and Nikki flashed him, distracting him so that....
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Who are the people running items over the scanners at the oriental food store?
ridiculous
ridiculous
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Granted -- but I monopolize her time and never let you near her.
I wish Katie and I could go horseback riding.
I wish Katie and I could go horseback riding.
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SSA has never spanked anyone in his life -- except himself!
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What does BnD48 always carry her bottle of champagne and gross of condoms in?
more lustful
more lustful
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Granted - you get a pair of glasses, but they're the wrong prescription, and though you can read the stories better after a month you go blind. So sorry.
I wish Katie would send me 4 PMs ever day
I wish Katie would send me 4 PMs ever day
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Granted -- oh, and it so hurts to try and twist it, but I have to -- but so does the team you root for.
I wish I could sweep Katie off her feet.
I wish I could sweep Katie off her feet.
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In freshman dorm in college, the head resident coiunselor was an ass. So my roommate and I pennied him in his room one night about 11 p.m., stuffed an old record album cover filled wtih shaving cream under his door and jumped on it. Other counselors tries for 45 minutes to free him while he was cursing inside his room and we looked on offering "helpful" pieces of advice. It took him more than an hour to clean the shaving cream off everything it was sprayed onto.
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Never, but a lot of kids have been annoyed with me.
How many times have you visited your favorite Lushie's profile page on your most prolific day?
How many times have you visited your favorite Lushie's profile page on your most prolific day?
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Lola then grabbed MM's javelin and gave Hap a new orifice.
After everyone involved was treated by NN at the hospital...
After everyone involved was treated by NN at the hospital...
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What would any guy be if he tried to steal Katie from me?
golden
golden
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My wish has finally been granted -- to post after Katie on this forum -- I better not blow it -- Fuck!
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Granted -- but so do 10,000 other people at the same time, so your winnings are about $50. So sorry.
I wish that every male Lushie's favorite female Lushie would give him a back rub. [How about starting on my lower back, Katie?]
I wish that every male Lushie's favorite female Lushie would give him a back rub. [How about starting on my lower back, Katie?]
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I'll bet not as many times as Katie has (ha, ha) For sure twice (once with a female cop), maybe twice more
how many tattoos does someone have to have before you consider them gross
how many tattoos does someone have to have before you consider them gross
