Rides an ass to and from work --- no it isn't Hap.
...changed his mind and ran off yelping "Help me Hap, help!" Hap was carried to the scene on his throne by CG, Mazza, Nikki, kinky, slutpuppy and Lola,....
Wow -- there are so many fantastic women on Lush, such as sluttykitty, Angelheart and Nikki, virtually anyone could be nominated. For my personal tastes, though, the number one nominee is KissLoveKatie. I groan every time I think of her.
Only vacations in places having a name ending in ''sex"
What should Kinky and Lola never use to douche with?
pussy willow
She's not interested in my gender,but if she were, FUCK
Granted, but unfortunately for you it requires a tryst with me. So sorry!
I wish Katie would ring my doorbell wearing her crotchless schoolgirl outfit.
Not being able to see Katie in a pirate girl costume. Arrrgh, Matie.
What costume could Katie wear to make me instantly ruin my shorts?
afraid of tubular objects
Sorry dude, but only women can touch my "javelin"
Girls' Tits Sure Taste Incredible To Nick
L L I S H T M
Once inadvertently send a sex video of her and her lover to her parents. Be careful what buttons you push, Mazza!
What would I love to tie sluttykitty to a bedpost with, and then "experiment?"
interesting experiment
so he jumped out of bed naked, with his member at attention (he obviously had been dreaming about the Lush Lovelies), and went looking for the Lush lovelies. When Mazza and Nikki saw him, however...
Tina is so considerate -- you won't give me a heart attack -- can we try; you look AWESOME in your avatar.
Granted -- you are built like her when she was a pudgy 18 month old. Should have been more specific!
I wish that KissLoveKatie would seen me naked photos.
What are Katie's thighs?
drolling
Is responsible for making Wolverine's wee-wee rash-up.
What would nellieneska and I be if she wore a bikini like in her avatar?
puss
all three, many times over
LM promptly dropped to his knees and bit Wolverine on the ankle. As Wolverine was hopping around, Hap picked up the lovely CG....
What do Lushies watch when having an orgy?
banal
Granted -- but she is allergic to the face paint you use, breaks out in hives, and hates you forever.
I wish Hap and adele could just get along; I'm sure they are actually sweet on each other.
Hey, you got the end of my javelin all wet and gooie.
Is no closer in looks to her avatar than I am to mine. (I hope this is a groundless lie).
fucking beautiful, which no one could disagree with, because they are. To everyone's surprise the Park Ranger turned out to be a female bodybuilder cross-dresser....
Ask her 20 questions and if she gets one wrong "punish" her