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mischiefmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
United States
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horticulturalist, specializing in allergy producing plants
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Granted -- your life is complete, so you keel over. Ouch -- so sorry, yiu should have phrased your wish better.
I wish Katie would show me the real her instead of the photos of a professional model she posted on her profile page.
I wish Katie would show me the real her instead of the photos of a professional model she posted on her profile page.
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What lubricates a Lush Lovely's ass as well as anything?
doggy
doggy
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he got some good recording of Mazza and Curlygirl and Slutpuppy under a table doing some very NAUGHTY things. Just then Nikki showed up -- naked. Incensed she said "You started without me?"
From the looks on the faces of Mazza, Curylgirly and slutpuppy...
From the looks on the faces of Mazza, Curylgirly and slutpuppy...
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Granted -- but shotgun took her place.
I wish KLK would allow me to show her how to throw a javelin.
I wish KLK would allow me to show her how to throw a javelin.
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The crowd laughed harder than they every had, except for the time that Lola tried the Hula, her top came off, she fell off the stage and her grass skirt started on fire so she had to remove it, and her pubic hair burned off.
Hap took no solace in Lola's misfortune, however....
Hap took no solace in Lola's misfortune, however....
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What would result if I was driving by her and saw poizenivy's cleavage?
wasted effort
wasted effort
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I don't know if she's interested, but if she is fuck with a capital F
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meanwhile, Mazza, Curly and Nikk decided that Hap had too much fun, so they tied him to a tree and started removing his pubic hairs one by one.
Ouch, ouch, ouch Hap whined....
Ouch, ouch, ouch Hap whined....
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Was an elevator installer, but never could get it to go to the top floor.
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Tell was looking for inspiration for a new tale so he started pinching the asses of all of the Lush lovelies at the celebration.
That worked OK until Nikki, Mazza and Curlygirly ganged up on Tell....
That worked OK until Nikki, Mazza and Curlygirly ganged up on Tell....
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Since I'm straight I'd have to shoot both Ronaldo and Damon (hopefully with just nerf bullets since they both seem to be great guys and are certainly talented) and then shag Scarlett for a few months then marry her.
A really mean one:
Nancy Grace
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Kerrigan
Hey Katie, in response to your post below, why do you think I am MischefMaker?
A really mean one:
Nancy Grace
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Kerrigan
Hey Katie, in response to your post below, why do you think I am MischefMaker?
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Grant, Hap, however since you no longer do your mind becomes dull when responding to your posts and she beats you every time. [Wait, how is that different from now?]
I wish adele would let me inspect her tits.
I wish adele would let me inspect her tits.
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His favorite line -- "Want to see a magic trick little girl?" [Never works]
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Adele, BnD48 and Hap are actually triplets, separated at birth and adopted by different families. That explains why they all after a warped sense of humor.
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Happy that Nikki is back, I (Lola) ran around my school naked for an hour cheering "Nikki's back and we're gonna have a good time, Heh, La-de-la, Nikki's back."
The dean of my school then...
The dean of my school then...
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Granted, but like 99% of them you go broke in two years, and remain constantly buzzed because all you have left is your unsold bottles.
I wish I was as powerful as a locomotive.
I wish I was as powerful as a locomotive.
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What does adele rub all over her nipples to keep them from chafing when she moves her top off over them 43,200 times a day?
fish
fish
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When she flaps her remaining wing she gives a real "blow" job.
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I can throw a javelin farther than you can throw a baseball.
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Because it was a rainy Monday Curlygirly decided to wear her bikini to the Mall, but was arrested by a cop who looked strangely like Hap for "much better than decent exposure." I didn't know that was a crime?
Since everyone was picking on Hap or Scooter, Lush decided to issue...
Since everyone was picking on Hap or Scooter, Lush decided to issue...
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My (Mazza's) very slinky space costume turned on Hap, who tried to get me (Mazza) to remove it saying we needed it for fuel otherwise we'd crash.
But Mazza wasn't born yesterday....
But Mazza wasn't born yesterday....
