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mischiefmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
United States

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and he then proceeded to pretend he was blind, and grope around, grabbing butts and boobs.

Shotgun and Hap were appalled by Tell's actions....
I'm sorry I wasn't much of a conversationalist at the last party. I was too busy looking at Mazza's tits and Curlygirly's ass. I'll do better next time.
Whenever I read too many stories on Lush I have to go to confession and say 100 hail Marys.

When my girlfriend found out I was on Lush....
Shag Heather, Shoot Natasha (not big on over-the-top tattos), marry Hope

Dr. Joyce Brothers, Judge Judy, Oprah Winfrey [I know, I'm mean]
Operator of the maritine museum, featuring ropes, knots, and the history of the Silk Road
I take 6 capsules of green tea extract daily. While I don't like the taste of tea, green tea and black currants are the only foods presently proven (there may be others) to delay the onset of Alzheimers.
For the Britneys, shoot pre-marriage Britney, shag start out Britney, marry post-marriage Britney [that was a strange one]

Twilight Zone Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Esme Cullen