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mischiefmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
United States
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Joke writer for standup comedians at the Lushville Comic Arena
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What does adele "work" in at her job, where imhapless is always in the front row?
electric
electric
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Granted -- you are magically transported to your destination; only one problem. he magician put your tits on your back. That's gotta be a bummer.
I wish I could steal some electricity to run my computer
I wish I could steal some electricity to run my computer
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Kinky and I are the real life vampires the "Twilight" series is based upon.
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That's right Sarah, you go girl, but isn't that how Bristol and Levi got in trouble?
Sarah says it is Unamerican not to love American oil companies, like BP and Shell.
Sarah says it is Unamerican not to love American oil companies, like BP and Shell.
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Of course Sarah is right again; they both express undying loyalty to her!
Sarah says that the U. S. constitution gives everyone the inalienable right to be as stupid as they want to be.
Sarah says that the U. S. constitution gives everyone the inalienable right to be as stupid as they want to be.
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Sarah was right. Freud had issues with his mother so he had a hard time meeting sexually active women, and his dog helped him out.
Sarah says that when Albert Einstein invented baseball he originally didn't call pitches outside the strike zone "balls"
Sarah says that when Albert Einstein invented baseball he originally didn't call pitches outside the strike zone "balls"
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Granted - you lapse into a coma and now don't spend any time at all.
I wish the best things in life were free
I wish the best things in life were free
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Granted -- lube it up and you'll be using a cucumber again in no time.
I wish I could taste the blood of all the lushies to see who is best
I wish I could taste the blood of all the lushies to see who is best
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LusciousLola is so "electric" she can do a high wire act on power lines!
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Electric Lemonade
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
2 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix
7-Up or Sprite
Lemon Slice
Maraschino Cherry
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
2 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix
7-Up or Sprite
Lemon Slice
Maraschino Cherry
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I ban Ravyn for landing and crapping on my wires as she flies around
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Guy who sticks his finger in an electric socket [by the way, joe, why don't you and ravyn get a room -- ha, ha -- at least a digital one)
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What is what I will take if my Lush lover defriends me?
over-the-top
over-the-top