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mischiefmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
United States
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I accept your baggage - but from what I've seen you have great English -- infinitely better than any second language I speak!
My eyes glow in the dark
My eyes glow in the dark
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WYR make love to someone who pretends he/she is a vampire or who pretends he/she is a werewolf?
WYR make love to someone who pretends he/she is a vampire or who pretends he/she is a werewolf?
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Granted - but she turns out to be a 400 pound Sumo wrestler.
I wish people wouldn't be afraid when they see my avatar - I'm really a nice vampire.
I wish people wouldn't be afraid when they see my avatar - I'm really a nice vampire.
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The Ticklish Pickle has a condition that makes him run past all fast food joints and feather factories - well at least most of the time, unless he is particularly fickle one day.
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Hooters has been sued by a restaurant chain asking him to change his screen name -- to Dairy Queen
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I accept your baggage - I don't either
I am always getting into trouble - can't help myself
I am always getting into trouble - can't help myself
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I ban Hap for being too fixated on Astir, Kiki and Bubbles21
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I ban bubbles because both she and her ass are too bubbly for her own good
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What is more attractive to most guys, a woman's ass or bust? Ass
Why do guys like to see women going down on each other? You get double the female parts density for visual stimulation
What is the best pickup line you have ever used, heard? "Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
1. What is the worst pickup line you have ever used or heard?
2. What do women want more in a guy, a good sense of humor or a tight ass?
3. What is more important to a woman, a guy's skeletal muscles or how active his tongue is?
Why do guys like to see women going down on each other? You get double the female parts density for visual stimulation
What is the best pickup line you have ever used, heard? "Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
1. What is the worst pickup line you have ever used or heard?
2. What do women want more in a guy, a good sense of humor or a tight ass?
3. What is more important to a woman, a guy's skeletal muscles or how active his tongue is?
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Slowly, Edgar tip-toed up the stairway. The place smelt like cinnamon oil and incense. Edgar felt like he was being watched. Candles lit the triangle of copper skin exposed by the spreading of K-Y on her exposed cunt. She watched expectantly as Fred tried desperately hard to unzip his jacket. Moans from the wardrobe resonated through out the quiet dark room. Edgar unexpectedly smirked, knowing his sensitive nipples were protruding through the holes in his new lacy pink corset. Fred pinched his arm expecting, a dream to end. Finally Daisey crawled out toward the middle of the slippery floor, carefully avoiding the numerous puddles of wet clothes. Meanwhile, Edgar pulls on Daisey's garter making sounds that no one can describe. A cheesy grin appeared from Daisey causing sheer delight within Edgar's lacy pink mouth, wet from cognac, stinking from last nights lush encounter.
Edgar turns around, startled by the scream Fred formed when someone struck him on the bottom of his balls with a spiked paddle. ''bad boy Rover" Daisey yelled at dog-faced Fred
Edgar turns around, startled by the scream Fred formed when someone struck him on the bottom of his balls with a spiked paddle. ''bad boy Rover" Daisey yelled at dog-faced Fred
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Granted, but she has 5 communicable diseases and is trying to lick your nose
I wish more women on Lush would send me their email addresses
I wish more women on Lush would send me their email addresses
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alexandra1989 is a goddess, my inspiration, my fantasy love. Also, slipperysherry looks great, but I haven't approached her yet. And sexybitch1 is a total fox
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Kinkygirl wears diapers so that when she sees a good looking woman her pussy doesn't spontaneously leak onto her skirt or pants and give her away.