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Has contact lenses with 35 different colors, and never wears two of the same color any day.
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mischiefmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
United States
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Fuck in a heartbeat! Sorry this was for Nightfox -- Don't mean to insult you Maria cause I know you don't swing my way.
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With great regret, pass since I'm not going to get a sex change
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Granted -- it comes together at 800 mph, smashing everything in its path and destroying all your possessions! WOW!
I wish that Amy boston would flash her tits like adele does.
I wish that Amy boston would flash her tits like adele does.
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What is Wildcat's favorite mood lighting for wild passionate sex?
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Granted -- but it was treated with the wrong chemical and gases you out of your pad for two weeks until a HazMat team can clean it up.
I wish that all the females on my Friends list would show up at my house wearing only garter belts.
I wish that all the females on my Friends list would show up at my house wearing only garter belts.
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I ban Vunala because her boobs are too big for her body (Is that really a reason to ban someone?)
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After last night can I call you "Super Sarah" instead of just "Sarah"?
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Fuck, as long as I don't have to pay child support for her quadruplets
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Is not really "Just Jenni;" she is pregnant with quadruplets -- her avatar photo was taken before she got pregnant; now she weighs 240.
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Granted but you find out she is a 65 year old former Sumo Wrestler with enormous man boobs and who smells like sweat. Gross!
I wish I could run like the wind
I wish I could run like the wind
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Off your ass (that is, stop sitting and get moving -- lol)
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Granted, unfortunately it is a poisonous lizard's tongue and you spend a few days in the hospital. Bummer.
I wish that I was the one couldbyours was having the affair with.
I wish that I was the one couldbyours was having the affair with.
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Granted, but you break your leg and have to be airlifted out. Too bad.
I wish that I could throw a javelin further than anyone else in the world.
I wish that I could throw a javelin further than anyone else in the world.
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Is really an Olympic Weightlifter who won the "Most Macho" award.
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Hey there are almost too many excellent ones to make a judgment. It is, of course, highly dependent upon individual taste For my individual taste most weeks I like KissLoveKatie's slightly better than others.