Granted -- you meet in jail, all arrested for "crimes against something or other."
I wish there was a potion that could make anything I want instantly grow larger just by pouring the potion on it.
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mischiefmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
United States
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Have a chat about who would have won the Super Bowl the next year if the Earth hadn't been destroyed (either that or try for a one hour long continuous orgasm, can't decide which))
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What is how far adele launches when squirting?
biofeedback
biofeedback
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Oh yeah, Fuck
Sorry -- I didn't read your profile and see that you're a lesbian -- too bad for me -- since you're not interested, change to Pass
Sorry -- I didn't read your profile and see that you're a lesbian -- too bad for me -- since you're not interested, change to Pass
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Granted -- but even though he thinks it is a dream, you really did tit slap him, and he has it on hidden video, and when he sees it he knows it wasn't a dream, and you've made Hap VERY happy, so he is no longer "imhapless" but "imhappy."
I wish that I could draw a perfect woman and she would come to life.
I wish that I could draw a perfect woman and she would come to life.
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What is the only article of clothing CurlyGirly will take off on the first date?
wet wipe
wet wipe
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Did you scare/spank KissLoveKatie away? Where is she? Katie...Katie...!
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Typically wears one blue contact and one brown one just to see if guys look her in the eye instead of at her boobs
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Granted -- but unfortunately for you it is in Antarctica and you freeze your ass off.
I wish that some sexy woman Lushie would make me her sex slave.
I wish that some sexy woman Lushie would make me her sex slave.
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What does Telltale fall asleep cuddling every night?
on a mission
on a mission
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Has a garden with nothing but locoweed and dildo flowers. (Never heard of dildo flowers? Look them up!)
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Granted -- you've watched the tape of you masturbating with a pickle every Saturday night (a different pickle each Saturday) for the last year, and now you're caught up. Congrats. You also suddenly realize why your pussy is too acidic.
I wish adele would tie her tits in a knot like in tokenlover's avatar.
I wish adele would tie her tits in a knot like in tokenlover's avatar.
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Tongue wrestle with her. [And her profile photos REALLY make me want to have sex with her!]
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Hap overheard this and cringed -- CG was way too much woman for him. But maybe mischiefmaker could take his place.....
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Buy him life insurance -- he needs it with stunts like in his avatar