Guilty (but it was soft enough, and close enough to another word, not to get busted)
have you ever pinch what you thought was a friend's ass only to find out it was someone else?
If she looks and was dressed like her avatar, faint!!!
I hold a state high school record for the javelin
Guilty, I guess -- at least I tried, but it didn't work -- ha, ha!
Ever gave someone a sexual compliment they didn't deserve just to make them feel good?
Has never lifted a weight in his entire life.
Granted -- but Rapunzel's hair has lice, and adele's friend request includes a computer virus. Ouch!
I wish that Katie lived right next door to me.
Never had poizenivy (ha, ha)
I don't think I could ever get that lucky, but if I did, FUCK
Prostitutes Readily Eat Cum If People Ejaculate
S P O R T E D
Medical test subject, trying to figure out how in the hell he got wings.
Are you so Sunny because of me? [Obviously this was meant for Sunny, not MA; for MA]
How in the hell did you get in here, and where is Sunny?
His real name has no vowels in it
I dreamt of my Lush fantasy love and tried to picture the photos on her profile page.
Now that you have to admit that you are addicted to Lush, use a word, phrase, or sentence to describe how you dealt with your addiction when Lush was down upgrading the servers.
I ban kat because her profile photo is too hot!
Agree (depending on the movie)
sluttykitty's black and white avatar is awesome
One -- Katie
how many strokes does it normally take for you to cum?
If I had an evening with adele, what are the only things I would allow her to wear?
hopeless
Her ass is always beet red, except for the day her avatar photo was taken.
Please wrap your thighs aroiund me again
Sorry dude, pass -- but can I say "fuck" for each of the two posts before yours? Is that within the rules?
What torture would I endure to be with Katie?
boarded
What does kinkygirl desire more than tickling?
logoff
a woman who cums multiple times!!!!
I've never had that done to me before -- WOW, you're purrfect!
Thanks kinkygirl, didn't know you were into guys.