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Bet there's some scat people in here with a hard on. *snort*
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mrplow
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The finished product contains approximately just 10% sperm. The rest consists of enzymes, vitamin C, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid and fructose sugar.
So stop whining all you women who don't suck it down, he's doing you a favour giving you his vitamins!
So stop whining all you women who don't suck it down, he's doing you a favour giving you his vitamins!
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I was brought up that way, not just giving up a seat for the elderly, but for women in general, preggers or not. And I'll do it again. Some people in their 60's even take offence.
Maybe in future I should first ask them if they are a) over 70 b) pregnant c) would actually like to sit down regardless of their situation? Ah sod it, I'll just drive in in future.
Maybe in future I should first ask them if they are a) over 70 b) pregnant c) would actually like to sit down regardless of their situation? Ah sod it, I'll just drive in in future.
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There's nobody around him, maybe he was in front and didn't want to lose the lead? LOL
True story, a friend of mine trained for a year to do a half marathon - he got so nervous by the whole event, he did actually poo his pants a few miles into it. He had to stop of course and emptied out the disgustus in a park. he didn't complete the race.
True story, a friend of mine trained for a year to do a half marathon - he got so nervous by the whole event, he did actually poo his pants a few miles into it. He had to stop of course and emptied out the disgustus in a park. he didn't complete the race.
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Just an idea, I never role play myself like this..... 
- tie me, I mean him to the bed, put a blindfold on him so you're not too shy about what he's looking at.
Then you can rub oil all over his body, getting him aroused, rub your breasts on his body and then face, then push his head down so you can straddle my, um, his face, forcing him to eat you out. If he refuses, and you can role play this, squeeze his balls a little, or scrape your fingernails down his hardened penis. Keep him at work until you're good and ready, and then slide down his body and mount him.
And................cut!
- tie me, I mean him to the bed, put a blindfold on him so you're not too shy about what he's looking at. Then you can rub oil all over his body, getting him aroused, rub your breasts on his body and then face, then push his head down so you can straddle my, um, his face, forcing him to eat you out. If he refuses, and you can role play this, squeeze his balls a little, or scrape your fingernails down his hardened penis. Keep him at work until you're good and ready, and then slide down his body and mount him.
And................cut!
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A question to everyone, males and females alike (maybe we need an ask random dumb questions to everyone section?).
I tried to give up my seat on the bus the other day to this fatty I thought was pregnant, and she took offence and walked off. I guess she was just fat after all.
Any similar awkward moments for anyone here?
I tried to give up my seat on the bus the other day to this fatty I thought was pregnant, and she took offence and walked off. I guess she was just fat after all.
Any similar awkward moments for anyone here?
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I can relate to this totally:
Two men in their late forties, were having a drink together, discussing the deleterious effects aging has had on each of them.
The first said, "You know, I can handle the eye-sight going, and the loss of hair, but it's the disconnect between the brain and the mouth that's the worst part for me. For example, just the other day, I was in line to buy an airline ticket. The woman behind the counter was very well-endowed, and as I walked up to her, I blithely announced, 'I would like to buy a picket to Tittsburgh.' God, I was absolutely mortified!"
The second man, shaking his head back and forth, in a been-there-done-that sort of manner said, "I had a very similar experience. I was sitting across from my wife at breakfast one morning, and intended to say, Honey, please pass the Special K.' Instead, it came out, Bitch, you've ruined my life.'"
Two men in their late forties, were having a drink together, discussing the deleterious effects aging has had on each of them.
The first said, "You know, I can handle the eye-sight going, and the loss of hair, but it's the disconnect between the brain and the mouth that's the worst part for me. For example, just the other day, I was in line to buy an airline ticket. The woman behind the counter was very well-endowed, and as I walked up to her, I blithely announced, 'I would like to buy a picket to Tittsburgh.' God, I was absolutely mortified!"
The second man, shaking his head back and forth, in a been-there-done-that sort of manner said, "I had a very similar experience. I was sitting across from my wife at breakfast one morning, and intended to say, Honey, please pass the Special K.' Instead, it came out, Bitch, you've ruined my life.'"
Who thinks these phrases up? Obviously people with too much time on their hands and a great sense of humor.
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This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering we were designed the way we were.
-Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.
-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
-Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
-At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
-There is about one bacteria on each of your feet.
-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born
-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
And all of the above we think, we use, without any thought all parts of the Human Body The Wonder of the Human Body will never cease to wonder. I hope it amazes you.
-Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.
-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
-Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
-At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
-There is about one bacteria on each of your feet.
-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born
-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
And all of the above we think, we use, without any thought all parts of the Human Body The Wonder of the Human Body will never cease to wonder. I hope it amazes you.
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Interesting what the rest of the world think will happen in this election:
Interesting what the rest of the world think will happen in this election:
All Countries in BBC Poll Prefer Obama to McCain
Last update: 8:01 p.m. EDT Sept. 9, 2008
COLLEGE PARK, Md., Sept 09, 2008 /PRNewswire-USNewswire via COMTEX/ -- - All 22 countries in a BBC World Service poll would prefer Democratic nominee Barack Obama elected US president instead of his Republican rival John McCain. Obama is preferred by a four-to-one margin on average across the 22,000 people polled.
The margin in favor of Obama ranges from just 9 percent in India to 82 percent in Kenya. On average 49 percent prefer Obama to 12 percent preferring McCain. Nearly four in ten do not take a position.
The poll also explored the expected impact of the US election. In 17 of the 22 countries surveyed the most common view is that, if Barack Obama is elected president, America's relations with the rest of the world are likely to improve. If John McCain is elected, the most common view in 19 countries is that relations will stay about the same.
On average 46 percent think that US relations with the world would improve with Obama, 22 percent that relations would stay the same, and 7 percent that they would worsen. However only 20 percent think relations would improve under McCain. The largest number -- 37 percent -- think relations under a McCain presidency would stay the same and 16 percent think they would worsen.
Despite the preference for an Obama victory in all countries, significant proportions in several said they do not favor either candidate, favor both equally or do not know which would be preferable.
Americans also believe an Obama presidency would improve US relations with the world more than a McCain presidency, with 46 percent of Americans expecting relations to be improved with Obama's election and 30 percent with McCain's.
The survey of 22,531 adults across 22 countries was conducted for the BBC World Service by the international polling firm GlobeScan together with the Program on International Policy Attitudes (PIPA) at the University of Maryland. A parallel poll surveyed 1,000 US adult citizens. GlobeScan coordinated fieldwork between July 8 and August 27, 2008.
GlobeScan Chairman Doug Miller comments, "Large numbers of people around the world clearly like what Barack Obama represents."
"Given how negative America's international image is at present, it is quite striking that only one in five think a McCain presidency would improve on the Bush Administration's relations with the world."
For more information, visit www.WorldPublicOpinion.org.
SOURCE Program on International Policy Attitudes (PIPA) at the University of Maryland
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This is a WARNING for the squeamish, there's a picture of a dog being butchered in this photoset
This is a WARNING for the squeamish, there's a picture of a dog being butchered in this photoset