Depends on who I'm with, and what the mood is. My favorite is lying around long enough to do both. Get fucked good and hard, rest (if necessary), then make love.
I currently have four stories for Lush half-written, but I also have four non-erotica novels outlined, and am actually working on two of them (get bored easily).
Zero to sixty with a wiggle of my brow. Don't ever let anyone tell you that older men can't have the libidos of a teenager, my husband is proof otherwise.
I thought you were single, hotstuff.
I'm a dirty talker, and tend to totally let go, which makes me feel awkward if my partner is silent (which actually happened once: my man was SWAT, and had apparently learned that silence is golden in most high-energy moments...something I found out the first time we were together, while riding him. He was so hard to read, I finally asked, "What can I do to make you cum?" And he said, "I already came...like four minutes ago." Needless to say, a talk was in order after that).
I don't care for my man to try to talk dirty to me...please don't call me a slut or dirty whore, as I see in some of the stories on here. Just feel free to moan and gasp, grunt and even cry out. Love to hear "oh god", "fuck!", stuff like that.
I think part of what makes a great lover is the ability to read the cues of his or her partner, subtle or not, to figure out what most turns them on. And the urgency that a loud gasp or moan indicates is a great cue, for me, that I'm getting it right. I think a more vocal partner helps me to be a much better lover.
Holy Moly, she is gorgeous!
My 9-month old puppies apparently already understand English.
The other day they started barking at someone crossing the street (they are very protective little fur balls), and they would not stop barking. This went on for at least ten minutes. I had to use the threat of bedtime on them. The minute I asked them if they wanted to go night-night, they came in, laid down, shut up and were silent the rest of the evening.
It was pretty awesome.
I am a complete jerk for British, Irish, Scottish and Russian accents. Although I love the significance of French in many classic works of lit and have had fun trying to learn it, I think it's a boorish sounding language. I hate what my jaw feels like after talking for any period while pretending I have a bunch of marbles in my mouth.
I am also from Minnesota, so any Canadian/Wisconsin/Minnesotan accent just makes me crazy, and homesick.
Also agree with Tracey, but have to add: from a pragmatic perspective, if it's already in your mouth, why not just flex those throat muscles and send it down?
Hubby is home, we just had homemade pizza and we're all watching the south park where Cartman becomes a nascar driver. Life is good.
Absolutely, without a doubt, Jimmy Stewart. Sexy, talented, gorgeous, smart, strong, noble, honest, faithful Jimmy Stewart.
Pixie, if you can, I definitely recommend getting some bloodwork done. A cbc, iron, a complete thyroid panel...especially if you've had any kind of cold or flu recently. There are not only things like mono to consider, but also more serious issues like autoimmune problems, or endocrine issues. I just spent three years of my life feeling exactly like you might feel (severely tired, unable to concentrate, and had a host of other issues). Long story short, even on SEVENTY MILLIGRAMS OF ADDERALL A DAY, I couldn't concentrate, forgot many things, and would practically fall asleep (even while driving). I have a rare thyroid condition (I've had Hashimoto's disease my entire life, but a flu virus I contracted apparently triggered the condition I now have), but any number of problems that may show up in bloodwork. I spent three years in a virtual zombie state and I can't ever get those years back. For that reason, I try to spread information about the importance of complete thyroid panels. I hope it's not that, but mine struck out of the blue as well, so better safe than sorry. :/
Hope you feel better soon!
34E...a pain to shop for, but down from 34G, thank god. And I had a breast reduction in 1998...$9k just to have them grow back; kind of sucks!
This is a great question, and I think it applies to women as well.
My hubby and I came to an "agreement" a few years ago, knowing I have a tough time being monogamous. So, I've had three lovers in three years, and they are all friends (and will continue to be). Even if I weren't deeply phobic about contracting some STD, I owe it to him to stay clean. My lovers have to bring me proof that they are clean (yes, I expect them to get blood-tested and show me a print out of the results!). You can have STDs in your mouth and if you only get a swab, it may not detect the infection.
I don't know that I could have sex with someone I knew was having sex with several other people. I don't care for condoms, and I would just be too paranoid. Considering 1 in 4 Americans over the age of 14 test positive for HSV II alone (and 2/3 of them don't even know it!), I think you cannot just trust anyone's word that they're not carrying.
I prefer circumcised, mainly because I've only had one lover who was not. I've just become more accustomed to the appearance of circumcised men but, if I really like him, I doubt I'd say no if he wasn't.
I honestly think that what we watch on TV says a lot about our personalities (I know, some people don't watch TV). So, I want to know: what are your fave shows, past and present?
I'll start (not necessarily in order):
Arrested Development (probably the funniest show I've seen....EVER)
Quantum Leap
Benny Hill
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Kids In The Hall
Little Britain
Twilight Zone
Twin Peaks (season 1)
The X-files (season 1 and 2)
Reno 911 (especially the first few seasons)
Dr. Who (both runs)
Hitchcock Presents
The Tick (not the animated one, the one with Patrick Warburton)
Archer
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
The League
Psych
The Walking Dead (Shane is sexy as a muther...)
Greg the Bunny (IFC)
The First 48
Seasons 1-12 of South Park (probably one of the best commentaries against the idiocy of modern society I can recall)
Mystery Science Theater 3000
I know I am forgetting some, especially British shows (I have a Brit's sense of humor).
Okay, your turns!
Maybe in Australia...in the good old U.S. of A, there's no way (although, I'm a pretty damned good driver, despite my lead foot lol)
I think many people, in general, are bad drivers these days. We all have something distracting us. Women in my area are always talking on the phone in their car, which makes them drive erratically--it makes me want to ram my big, gas-guzzling SUV into their oblivious rear-ends (It's the "I love my kids" stickers that would make me feel guilty lol). But I live in an area that boasts one of the highest military presences in the world, so when you get so many people from so many different areas (and so many different ideas about how to drive), you can expect half the cars around you to have dents in them.
The key to avoidance, in my book, is driving defensively. I just assume that every single person around me is a blithering idiot, and I've managed to avoid at least three dozen serious accidents (at least five would have, no doubt, been fatal) in my life. I've only been in one accident, and that was getting rear-ended at a stop light at 45mph. Interestingly, it was a chick on her phone lol. My children were 5-years and 4-months old at the time, strapped tightly in the back seat. But I had a hatchback, which was totaled; so I was obviously ready to tear her "weave" out, and probably would have if my husband and her (whatever) hadn't diffused the situation.
I now drive a very safe Pathfinder, and I notice people DO treat it a bit differently lol. Can't recall the last time someone rode my ass, which happened all the time in my wee-car.
Oh my god, when I opened this topic page I was ready to read something sweet and sentimental. I'm just glad my hubby doesn't own a tractor....he already tries to overfeed me all the time.
