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naughtyannie
6 days ago
Bisexual Female, 33
0 miles · London
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God Empress of Lush
Quote by Barbielicious
Q: Have you ever not tipped for poor service and or a shitty attitude from your food server?
A: BarbieG Number One Ghoul Dancer
I think you missed the point.
You have to make up the question to which "Six; seven if you include the gerbil" is the answer.
Then make up your own answer to an imaginary question.
God Empress of Lush
Also no. It's a great starter for getting me aroused, but I need clitoral action to reach an orgasm.
God Empress of Lush
I like a guy who will let me watch him play with himself without expecting me to join in, except maybe to clean up afterwards.
It's quite an intimate thing to share, and very arousing.
It's quite an intimate thing to share, and very arousing.
God Empress of Lush
Q. What would your zombie stripper name be?
A. Six; seven if you include the gerbil.
A. Six; seven if you include the gerbil.
God Empress of Lush
Thanks for the tip, Mr Martini. Just make sure you seal it up very, very securely.
God Empress of Lush
Fish and chips, from a little place in Whitby (Yorkshire), where the fish is fresh from the quayside. Melts in the mouth.
But if we're talking chains, Five Guys is pretty good, as long as you're feeling hungry.
But if we're talking chains, Five Guys is pretty good, as long as you're feeling hungry.
God Empress of Lush
Q. What do you use when you really need a piss and there's no toilet nearby?
A. Five pounds and a kebab.
A. Five pounds and a kebab.
God Empress of Lush
Q. What was the last thing you put in your vagina?
A. The number 11 bus.
A. The number 11 bus.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Londonerian
18
Hang on a mo, you've already posted once, as number 14. Or did you forget???
So everyone after you moves down one. Which makes me 31. Possibly.
I need another drink.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Mikeyd60
My Top3
Mysteria, Layla June & Naughtyannie
Thank you for your support and vote of confidence.
I think this is my first mention on this thread. It means a lot
xxx 
God Empress of Lush
Q: Who was elected CEO of Google Inc in October 2015?
A: Chicken Teriyaki
A: Chicken Teriyaki
God Empress of Lush
Sex is normally nice. Except rogering my arse, naturally.
God Empress of Lush
I know this is WAY off topic, but has Stephanie suddenly left Lush? Only his posts have become Guests?
I do hope not - he always made me giggle.
I do hope not - he always made me giggle.
God Empress of Lush
Congratulations to both winners, and well done everyone.
So does a_chica get two badges? Or does it go unawarded this year?
Annie x
So does a_chica get two badges? Or does it go unawarded this year?
Annie x
