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naughtyannie
1 week ago
Bisexual Female, 33
0 miles · London
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God Empress of Lush
There's a joke where this is part of the punchline, isn't there? If I wasn't a lazy slut, I'd look it up.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Coco
I was not thinking in those terms. For some reason, I and I'd assume most here, look at poetry as something separate from stories, not a category of a story. Gay male, historical, and others are categories of stories. In other words, one cannot write a poetry story but can write a historical story. Heck, it even has its own tab on the home page.
Coco's thinking is the same as mine. Poetry and prose are generally regarded as separate "genres", and certainly in the English-speaking world are treated separately. The fact that they are separated on the home page suggests that Lush does too.
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I'm calling for more kudos for our top poets!
At the moment, we have badges to reward writers whose stories have been read 30,000 (Famous) and 100,000 (Legendary) times. That's achievable for the best stories, but not for poems, which almost never get that many reads, however good they are.
So how about a couple of badges for Famous and Legendary Poem? It would give additional recognition and exposure to some of our top poets, like avrgblkgrl.
I'm not sure where you'd set the level, but 3,000 and 10,000 wouldn't be too far off. A quick scan of the stats suggests that about 35 poems have got over 10,000 reads. I'm not sure how many have managed 3,000.
Any thoughts? How do the poets among you feel?
At the moment, we have badges to reward writers whose stories have been read 30,000 (Famous) and 100,000 (Legendary) times. That's achievable for the best stories, but not for poems, which almost never get that many reads, however good they are.
So how about a couple of badges for Famous and Legendary Poem? It would give additional recognition and exposure to some of our top poets, like avrgblkgrl.
I'm not sure where you'd set the level, but 3,000 and 10,000 wouldn't be too far off. A quick scan of the stats suggests that about 35 poems have got over 10,000 reads. I'm not sure how many have managed 3,000.
Any thoughts? How do the poets among you feel?
God Empress of Lush
Quote by clum
I'm really hoping for some punny titles for this comp, too. Some suggestions:
Mixed Doubles (tennis-themed swingers party)
Hey! This title's already taken!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/mixed-doubles.aspx
I'm sorry now I didn't use it more imaginatively...
But there is a John McEnroe "joke" in the very first line!
Annie x (not a mod or real-life friend of one)
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I think we need to take all our clothes off and arrange them to leave a message on the sand.
Like "Go Away".
Like "Go Away".
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Last weekend I sucked someone off. And every drop went down.
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I was at Wimbledon yesterday, and lots of the women players seemed to be wearing little nighties...
Luckily with some hefty knickers, cos they rode up rather a lot!
Think I might get one, but not for tennis!
Luckily with some hefty knickers, cos they rode up rather a lot!
Think I might get one, but not for tennis!
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So great to see a couple of my new favourite writers getting in the top 3. Well done!
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Quote by sprite
four score and seven years ago...
Well, I guess that explains the Wall Street Crash...
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Zelazny, Roger.
Hmm, new topic. How about fruit and vegetables?
Artichoke
Hmm, new topic. How about fruit and vegetables?
Artichoke
