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naughtyannie
9 hours ago
Bisexual Female, 34
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God Empress of Lush
That's where people who don't wear them miss out. It's fun having something to take off.
God Empress of Lush
It's just what happens, but I like the feeling, so that's cool. But when I'm outside they're usually hidden under several layers of clothing lol
God Empress of Lush
I don't think that applies to this one, it doesn't have an audio version. There's another one that I hadn't noticed before, called "Morning quickie", that has had over 19000 views but only 2 votes and no comments, which is even odder.
God Empress of Lush
I admit I'm a total popularity whore, but I've been watching to see how many reads my poem "My Brother's Cock" has been getting, and wondering if it'll ever catch up with DirtyMartini's masterpiece " is Best" (most read poem, with 21,000+).
Or at least it was the most read, until I looked today and another poem has suddenly shot to the top of the list, with over 37,000 views! It's called "Gone From Me", and is by Lalita_Lydia.
I'm bemused. How can it have got so many views just like that? It's a lot for a poem, even one that has been online since 2011.
Or at least it was the most read, until I looked today and another poem has suddenly shot to the top of the list, with over 37,000 views! It's called "Gone From Me", and is by Lalita_Lydia.
I'm bemused. How can it have got so many views just like that? It's a lot for a poem, even one that has been online since 2011.
God Empress of Lush
My bush comes and goes depending on how I feel. I always keep it trim, but there's a nice little carpet on my mound at the moment. Nice to run my fingers through...
God Empress of Lush
Thank you to the judges and everyone who said nice things about my entry.
And very sincere congratulations to the Gold and Silver medallists, for their great stories.
And of course big hugs to everyone who entered - it's not always easy writing to a set theme.
And very sincere congratulations to the Gold and Silver medallists, for their great stories.
And of course big hugs to everyone who entered - it's not always easy writing to a set theme.
God Empress of Lush
I hope so - going out for a Christmas meal with friends so you never know. 
TPBM has already had an orgasm today.
TPBM has already had an orgasm today.
God Empress of Lush
Happy 7th Anniversary! With only 2 years membership, I'm clearly still a newbie!
God Empress of Lush
I agree it's frustrating when you have spent a lot of time on a story, only to find its just not going anywhere.
I have put stories aside for months, tinkering with them on and off, and usually manage to finish them in the end.
Often, if I've hit a dead end, it helps to reverse a little and try a different route.
I have put stories aside for months, tinkering with them on and off, and usually manage to finish them in the end.
Often, if I've hit a dead end, it helps to reverse a little and try a different route.
God Empress of Lush
If it's in the throes of sex, I don't mind too much, just as long as I can wash it out pretty quick. It is messy, I agree, but I kind of like messy.
And of course you can just gel it up...
And of course you can just gel it up...
God Empress of Lush
Up to a point, but after a while I get to wanting to play with it myself. But it's fun as a bit of teasing, like having a guy watching me fingering myself.
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What I really, really want is for River Song and Captain Jack Harkness to meet. My goodness, can you imagine the sparks that would fly?
Between them, they share all the best dirty lines in "Doctor Who". Her “Oh, that’s magnificent! I’m going to wear LOTS of jodhpurs!" (in "Let's Kill Hitler") is the best line ever.
Between them, they share all the best dirty lines in "Doctor Who". Her “Oh, that’s magnificent! I’m going to wear LOTS of jodhpurs!" (in "Let's Kill Hitler") is the best line ever.
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Quote by Mazza
Q: How do you know which deer is on holiday?
A: The one with the wee calf (week aff - sorry, I think you need to be Scottish to get this... Anyone? Anyone??)
Veering wildly off-topic, my friend told me this stupid joke that she said only works in a Scots accent.
Q. What's the difference between Alfred Hitchcock and Walt Disney?
A. Alfred makes thriller films, and Walt Disney*.
*disnae
I'll get my coat...
God Empress of Lush
I would use "God", even as an exclamation, because whatever deity is being invoked, "God" is his/her name or title. Because of my Christian background, I use it quite a lot, as well as "Jesus Christ", which of course should always be capitalised. I've certainly never had any comments about this from readers on Lush, who presumably have other things on their minds when reading my stuff.
Are there any writers of other faiths on Lush who might have a different convention or preference? That would be interesting to know.
Are there any writers of other faiths on Lush who might have a different convention or preference? That would be interesting to know.
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I get loads of friend requests from people who obviously haven't read my profile - which specifically says I won't accept requests from people who don't have some sort of avatar. But I must admit that people who say they like my stories, or are following me, usually get added - that seems like the polite thing to do! And what writer isn't flattered by a nice comment?
I always read profiles carefully before I send a friend request. I usually only request people if I've really enjoyed one of their stories, or their forum posts.
I always read profiles carefully before I send a friend request. I usually only request people if I've really enjoyed one of their stories, or their forum posts.