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naughtyannie
4 weeks ago
Bisexual Female, 33
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Oaky, here we go with the final three categories. As previously noted, these word counts are based on Lush V.1 word counts, before precise word counts became impossible. Pleased to note that I feature in one of these 😉

55. Voyeur

One of my favourite subjects, a perfect match for “Exhibitionism”, though interestingly the top stories have a lot more hits than the “Exhibitionism” ones.

1. “Nightline” by JessicaX, submitted on 24 May 2012, with 469,919 hits

2. “I Watched My Wife Get A Massage Parlor Surprise” by blake, submitted on 29 December 2006 (making it a very early story), with 362,660 hits

3. “Dani’s Dilemma” by JessicaX, submitted on 2 June 2013, with 291,420 hits

JessicaX joined Lush on 6 June 2011 and has written just 14 stories, 13 of which are famous or legendary.

Blake joined Lush on 2 December 2006 and wrote just 3 stories. He last logged on in January 2011.

56. Watersports

A subset of “fetish”, this category was added in November 2017.

1. “An Accident on a Train” by naughtyannie, submitted on 23 March 2012, with 68,652 hits

2. “Discovering my Neighbour Online” by edlangston, submitted on 14 January 2011, with 64,298 hits

3. “The Pearl Of The Pacific” by KatieElizabeth, submitted on 28 October 2015, with 51,762 hits

Naughtyannie joined Lush on 8 Jun 2011 and has written around 150 stories to date. She also has the 4th and 6th most-read stories in this category, the filthy creature.

“edlangston” has been a Lush member since February 2010, and has written almost 300 stories. Yet another top 3 story from him.

KatieElizabeth joined Lush on 5 October 2013 and is a Lush Moderator. She has written 28 stories to date.

57. Wife Lovers

Last, but definitely not least, a category with some very big stories. Interestingly, each of the three top writers were active for less than 12 months, over ten years ago, so won’t have seen their stories achieve such big numbers today.

1. “Wife’s First Threesome” by mav99, submitted on 2 June 2009, with 789,419 hits

2. “Bachelor Party Slut Wife” by Kylie69, submitted on 23 January 2007, with 598,336 hits

3. “My First Big Cock” by NastyDog, submitted on 18 February 2009, with 499,295 hits

Mav99 joined Lush on 2 June 2009 and wrote just 2 stories, both of which are “legendary”. He last logged onto this site on 9 June 2009, so was active for just 8 days!

Kylie69 joined Lush on 15 December 2006 and also wrote just 2 stories. Her profile doesn’t say when she last logged on, but her last forum post was 20 March 2007.

NastyDog joined Lush on 15 July 2008 and wrote 37 stories, the last of these on 18 March 2009. He doesn’t seem to have logged on since then.

Quote by sprite

your assumption that your story will be automatically rejected is incorrect.

You must admit it's a reasonable assumption though, since those are the rules. Or are they more like guidelines? 😉

Just passed 530,000 now: so 30,000 in about 10 months. 

I wonder if I'll have made similar progress in another 10 months' time. 

I love watching guys ejaculate, so on me is always fun, though can be messy to clean up. 

I generally prefer 2. It's the hard cock that interests me, so it's more fun if it's already that way. 

Three more categories. Only another three to go after these. Then I guess I need to do some sort of round-up of the overall top stories and authors. That'll be fun. 


52. Trans

1. “Ms Eriksson’s Cock” by Bizkit, submitted on 8 April 2009, with 275,724 hits

2. “My Wife ‘S Revenge (Part 1)” (sic) by kelliannsnow, submitted on 19 September 2008, with 161,515 hits. It’s another old story with lots of typos.

3. “Changes” by apocalypsekitten1, submitted on 14 April 2010, with 125,402 hits


Bizkit joined Lush on 8 April 2009 (the same day this story was posted) and only wrote one more – which happens to be the top Gay Male story. He was last seen in September 2020.

Kelliannsnow joined Lush on 10 May 2008 and wrote just 5 stories, including 3 further parts to this one. “She” was last seen in January this year.

Apocalypsekitten1 joined Lush on 13 April 2010 and wrote 2 stories. She was last seen in July 2014.


53. True

Another one of the categories added in November 2017.

1. “The Fun of Being Naked Outdoors” by naughtyannie, submitted on 5 February 2014, with 100,318 hits. I can confirm that this one is true.

2. “My Office Affair” by Master_Jonathan, submitted on 24 April 2015, with 52,948 hits

3. “Bangkok Tour Guide” by Reddead2010, submitted on 8 May 2014, with 47,298 hits


Naughtyannie joined Lush on 8 Jun 2011 and has posted around 150 stories to date, though it's hard to tell these days.

Master_Jonathan joined Lush on 6 March 2013, and is another prolific author, with 684 stories to date. Another top 3 story for him.

Reddead2010 joined Lush on 3 February 2013 and has written 38 stories to date. He’s still very active.


54. Uniform

Another one of the categories added in November 2017, with the top spots all taken by authors who appear elsewhere in this list. I can't say I’ve actually checked, but across all the categories these look like the three stories that are closest in their scores: less than 1000 between 1 and 3.

1. “The Maid” by Master_Jonathan, submitted on 8 September 2013, with 35,394

2. “Jaq’s Schoolgirl Uniform” by Colin123, submitted on 12 December 2020, with 35,094

3. “The Night Nurse” by Master_Jonathan, submitted on 27 May 2016, with 34,512


Master_Jonathan joined Lush on 6 March 2013, and is another prolific and popular author, with 684 stories to date. Two more “Top 3” stories for him.

Colin123 joined Lush on 17 June 2014 and has written 78 stories to date, including 69 Famous and 3 Legendary. Another “Top 3” hit for him.


Quote by Venus18

My Annie, you are naughty… 🤣

So they keep telling me, Venus ❤😉