The other interesting statistic is which writers have the most appearances in these lists – the most “Top 3” stories, in other words. There are a clear “Top Three”, as follows:

1. Edlangston, with 11 stories, submitted between 2010 and 2015

- Three 1st, four 2nd and four 3rd

2. NaughtyAnnie, with 8 stories, submitted between 2011 and 2018

- Six 1st, one 2nd and one 3rd

3. Mysteria27, with 6 stories submitted between 2014 and 2017

- Two 1st, one 2nd and three 3rd

The other writers with three or more stories in the lists are MasterJonathan (5), Colin123 (4), JessicaX (4), Pegasus4 (4), Buz (3), Dancing Doll (3), DarkSide (3), Floridaguy2001 (3), JuliaFoxxx (3) and Milik_the_Red (3).

So Edlangston takes the top spot, although NaughtyAnnie deserves special mention for having no fewer than six “number 1” spots: in Historical, Microfiction, Outdoor, Teen, True and Watersports. And of course, Buz deserves commendation for being the only writer to take all top 3 slots in a single category, with his full house in “College Sex”.

When I was trying to think of an idea for a story for the “Quick and Risqué” competition, I came up with several ideas that I rejected. One of these, while not my final choice, seemed too good to throw away completely. It’s still quite short, but at least I was able to go over 1000 words.

It’s called “Parkrun Passion” and is a fun little tale about a quickie fuck during a run in the park. I hope you enjoy it.

Parkrun Passion | Lush Stories

Annie x

Those of you who’ve been following this thread may be interested in a few overall statistics. Especially interesting, I think, is a list of the top 10 most-read stories – which are therefore listed below:

Top 10 Most-Read Stories

1. 799,734 - “Hard Candy” by Dancing Doll (2 Jan 2013) - Hardcore

2. 789,419 – “Wife's First Threesome” by mav99 (2 June 2009) – Wife Lovers

3. 728,349 – “Breathless” by Lisa (18 Sept 2013) – Group Sex

4. 648,001 – “The Best Sister-in-Law” by biggy09 (29 June 2012) -

5. 625,121 – “The Biggest Cock I Ever Had” by luckywife (23 July 2011) – Straight Sex

6. 616,678 – “The Babysitter” by Master_Jonathan (1 Sept 2013) -

7. 606,999 – “My First Time” by Liz (1 Feb 2013) – Lesbian

8. 598,336 – “Bachelor Party Slut Wife” by Kylie69 (23 Jan 2007) - Wife Lovers

9. 570,808 – “Indecent Proposal Wife Being Blackmail” by Scy20 (11 Feb 2010) - Reluctance

10. 535,650 – “Our Black Neighbours Cuckold My Husband” by edlangston (18 Sept 2010) - Cuckold

As you’d expect, most of these are fairly old (none were posted later than 2013); it takes a while to rack up that many hits. Also, a lot of the writers are no longer active. But congratulations to all of them. NB – numbers were accurate as of August 2021, when it was still possible to see exact figures.

I've had a "sympathy fuck" with a male friend whose girlfriend had just broken up with him. We both knew that was all it was, and it only happened once. It was actually a great night. 😉

I've just been plugging my old story "Satanic Seduction" via my "Status", so I thought I'd post a link here as well.

It's an undervalued gem, in my opinion, and that distinguished Lush writer Grusha Vashnadze has described it as "My favourite naughtyannie story of all time".

Even as an entry for the last "Seduction" competition in 2014 it sank without trace, though interestingly the winner of that comp, Liz, commented "Fantastic! Oh I absolutely loved this. What a clever, twisted tale you weave. Really good, well done. Best of luck in the competition, Annie." So it can't be that bad!

Anyway, here's a link, which will hopefully work:

Satanic Seduction | Lush Stories

Please comment if you like it, just so I know someone has read this!

Annie x

It's ironic really. I've been banging on for years about having a couple of badges for poems, roughly equivalent to the "Famous" and "Legendary" story badges but with lower "read" requirements, to reflect the lower numbers even the best ones get.

These could actually be achievable by a wider range of people, as well as promoting interest in a genre that Lush does better than most other erotic writing sites.

Have the powers-that-be shown any interest? Not a chance.

But propose something that's hardly anyone's ever going to get, and it's done.

Weird. 🙄

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Now that Mysteria27 has left Lush leaving "only" 950 stories, will anyone ever achieve the "Author 1000"? It seems unlikely.

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It seems there were a lot of disgruntled people on this site seven years ago. I'm glad it's not like that now.😊

Snork.

Ah, back then we had some great discussions! 😊

Sadly that's it though - I can't do this from the shower 😊

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