God Empress of Lush
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naughtyannie
12 hours ago
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I have to admit the Danish song is a real "ear worm" - once you've heard the chorus, you can't get it out of your head.
Especially since she makes really sure by repeating it about a million times.
Especially since she makes really sure by repeating it about a million times.
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Quote by Shamus
You are one beautiful woman.
jesus fricking lord, but am I the only one who can count around here...?
or, to meet the requirement of the thread...
That's five words, dammit!
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Quote by trinket
Can I see your kitty?
Not that I'm a pedantic twat or anything, but ain't that 5 words ;)
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Quote by Mazza
Spiders...
Those wee bastards will scoot right up yer schuch if yer not careful!!!
Be alert!
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Yep, you really gotta be careful.
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That I forget his/her name when I'm doing the bit that goes "Oh yes, [insert name here], that's it...that's so good".
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Watch football on the TV while I'm trying to get things started.
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Pee all over the bed....
[Yeah, ok, that actually may not be such a passion killer for some people
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[Yeah, ok, that actually may not be such a passion killer for some people
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10,000 feet below, there's a guy lying on his back in a field, feeling hopeful. 
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Quote by mal0003
Mmmmm! I would happily rim your butt ilikecock! And you're welcum to return the favor!
Hmmmm...a small dog rimming my butt...twice...think I may pass on that one. Though I guess it's pretty mainstream compared to some of the stuff you read about on here.
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Quote by CleverFox
But you know what the guys do after they are finished bitching? They go back to their wives and girlfriends.
And, to be fair, so do the girls - go back to husbands and boyfriends, I mean! We love you really
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