Lollipops can make you fat
I think you'll find that when most girls get to talking about their boy-friends together, there's not much bragging goes on. Sorry guys, but your egos would soon get a kicking if you could hear some of the things that get said ;)
I've not watched many full-length porn movies, but someone did lend me "Debbie Does Dallas" the other week, which even I'd heard of, and it was pretty sweet. The girls looked like real girls, not typical porn actresses, and that made it much more erotic. There was one scene with a girl getting caught masturbating with a candle that got me going... I was quite aroused by that point anyway ;)
Fuck this, I'm going home.
Crikey! This is all a bit intense...
My tits are a bit small for a proper titfuck - not complaining, it's just the way they are - but I like having a guy flicking his cock over them as a part of foreplay.
(Runs off and hides in case I get a flaming for expressing my opinion lol)
[edited to change "clock" to "cock" in line 2 rofl]
Strip her in the snow and get dirty quickly before we freeze lol
Sex on the carpet.
Bra or swinging free?
Ogle the boss's wife, then fuck her over his desk...
Party girls love giving blowjobs
A because it's A for Annie. And everybody wants an A, don't they?
How many different reasons can I give? Or would that screw the poll?
Haha, I'm sure I can arrange some alternative form of payment ;)
I really hope Nicola is going to make a book out of these gross posts, maybe to issue in time for Christmas. It would be a bestseller. You could call it "Is it gross to eat dried cum out of my sister's panties? and other crazy Lush filth". I'd buy a copy for my gran. Maybe.
And can I take 10% for the idea?
A nice shiny halo, to go with her angel's wings
Aussie girls have hairy bushes
[sorry, I got beaten...see next post instead]
One of my pet peeves is people who poke me or message me or send a chat request the very moment I log on, when I just want to find a dirty story to read.
So basically I let myself get pissed off because (a) people like talking to me and (b) because people can't read my mind. Which makes me a complete idiot.
I really shouldn't post when I wake up in bed with a hangover. Though I guess that's better than waking up on the floor with a hangover.