I have this "white space" issue too. It's very annoying. As well as making the story look untidy, it must mean some people don't scroll down far enough to reach the score/comments section. Grr. đ
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I may be the first person to notice this, but there's no longer a cap of 1000 on the number of "friends" you can have.
Is it my fault I'm popular? đ
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Lying in bed listening to my beloved making me breakfast â€
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This looks like a genuine "bug" in the new version programming. The links to "Previous" and "Next" stories in my "Sex-Packed Holiday" series are all mixed up. For example, the "Previous Story" link in Chapter 2 takes you to Chapter 6, and the "Next Story" link takes you to Chapter 5. The rest are similarly randomly muddled. I pity anyone trying to read them in sequence!
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Weâre not far from the end now. Unfortunately, #NewLush doesnât (currently) show the exact number of hits once you get over 1000, but these numbers were correct when I finished my final bout of research just before #OldLush was consigned to the dustbin of history.
46. Supernatural
Another category that attracts less attention than it deserves. Only one story has had over 100k hits.
1. âClaimedâ by Avrgblkgrl, submitted on 20 June 2014, with 110,275 hits
2. âThe Untold Story Of Sarah Ch 01â by Futa_Contractor, submitted on 14 February 2012, with 89,716 hits
3. âGhostly Encounterâ by tb0ne2u, submitted on 8 April 2010, with 58,682 hits
Avrgblkgrl joined Lush on 28 September 2011 and has written 69 stories. She was a high-profile member at one time, but Iâm not sure if sheâs around anymore.
Futa_Contractor joined Lush on 14 February 2012 and wrote just this one story - there never was a Chapter 2. He hasnât been around since December 2013.
tb0ne2u joined Lush on 7 April 2010 and wrote 8 stories. He last logged in on 22 October 2014.
47. Swingers
One of the most recent categories, added in April 2018, although the top three stories were all written much earlier.
1. âMy First Cock!â by DarkSide, submitted on 18 May 2011, with 55,758 hits
2. âFirst Night At A Swingersâ Clubâ by Pegasus4, submitted on 23 October 2014, with 46,988 hits
3. âHaving A Swinging Adventure On Vacationâ by Mysteria27, submitted on 18 July 2014, with 41,494 hits
DarkSide joined Lush on 28 April 2011 and so far has written 400 stories. He also has a top 3 story in âSteampunkâ.
Pegasus4 joined Lush on 28 January 2008 and has written 25 stories to date.
Mysteria27 joined Lush on 3 April 2013 and has so far written 946 stories, with new ones appearing regularly. Another Top 3 story for this popular author.
48.
A category that can cover all sorts of kinky stuff, and with some big-number stories. One of the Top 3 writers is even still active.
1. âThe Best Sister-in-Lawâ by biggy09, submitted on 29 June 2012, with 648,001 hits
2. âThe Babysitterâ by Master_Jonathan, submitted on 1 September 2013, with 616,678 hits
3. âFirst Time With My Mother-in-Lawâ by audiversion, submitted on 19 June 2013, with 492,460 hits
Biggy09 joined Lush on 26 June 2012 and wrote 7 stories. He last logged in on 9 March 2016.
Master_Jonathan joined Lush on 6 March 2013, and is another prolific author, with 684 stories to date. He also has a top 3 story in âMonster Sexâ.
Audiversion joined Lush on 19 June 2013 and wrote just 3 stories. He was last seen in March 2017.
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It's a bit irritating now that exact numbers aren't given for stories with over 1,000 reads, so I don't know exactly how many "Putting A Spin On It" still needs to become "famous". But it's on "29.2k", so I suppose another 800 should do it.
I'd be delighted if you were to click on the link and have a quick read.
Annie x
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Quote by adeleMy nice blue "Awesome" Badge has gone đđđQuote by SuesoSexyI am still missing 6 badges and my membership is still listed as gold. I am a platinum member.How come I have lost 2 of my Badges Bronze member and been on over a year
"Missing badges should now have been fixed, Admin"
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Okay, there is one thing I like.
There are now Competition Badges for all the old ones too, right back to the first one. That's nice for us old timers.
Mind you, you only get to see the first eight. đ
And I only assume it goes right back, because there's no competitions link on the front page any more...
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I'm not sure if this is a bug or not, but some stories seem to be going online without having had any input from an editor/ moderator. I've just read one that is currently on the front page and it is full of typos and obvious errors of grammar. However it has happened, it doesn't make the new Lush look very professional.
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That link doesn't seem to have worked. Maybe this one will. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/nude-beach-lesbians
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My first story on #NewLush has just gone online. It'll probably be on the new truncated front page for about 10 minutes, so please read it quick before it drops out of view. đ
It's called "Nude Beach Lesbians", and is a short little voyeur fantasy.
Here's a link:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/nude-beach-lesbians
Please leave a comment and rating if you enjoy it.
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Quote by kistinspencilQuote by TheSensualLadyIf you can believe the stats -- I just read a story that had 7,000+ reads in two days. She's a good writer, but really? Against a history of a few hundred normally? If it is indeed true, I will kill every one of my stories (when that is actually possible) and post them all again. I could do no worse.Quote by naughtyannieI click on Stories on the top left of my screen if I'm using desktop version. Using mobile, I click on the three bars on the top far right of my screen. Then I click on Stories. When I'm on Erotic Stories I click on the Search box. Then I click on Genre below and click on whatever category I'm searching. Next, I click on Sort By and choose Most Viewed. I just tested this again and still show #1 in the Money category with edlangston and Green_Man in 2nd and 3rd.Incidentally, I'm really glad that I completed the research on this before #NewLush came into being, because it doesn't seem to be possible to find these stats any more - at least, I can't work out how!
For any later updates, you'll have to go to each Author's Stories page and search for the specific title as that is where the actual posted date shows. Thanks for all your hard work! I've had increased views, votes, and follows since I've been featured twice.
There's a new story on the front page that has had "15.5k" reads in just 4 hours!
I know stories are supposed to be popular on here, but seriously!
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I'm always up for a game of strip anything (except maybe Russian Roulette).
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Oral quite a few times, full sex a couple. Ah, fun times!
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Incidentally, I'm really glad that I completed the research on this before #NewLush came into being, because it doesn't seem to be possible to find these stats any more - at least, I can't work out how!
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Back from my post-wedding break, here are the next three (I think).
43. Steampunk
Category added in November 2017. Presumably someone influential must have lobbied for its inclusion as a separate category, since itâs really just a sub-set of Sci-Fi, and even the most popular story has barely racked up 9,000 hits.
1. âThe Pounderâ by adele, submitted on 20 November 2017, with 9,107 hits
2. âAn Engineerâs Dreamâ by DarkSide, submitted on 21 November 2017, with 7,670 hits
3. âMurder On The River Thamesâ by Green_Man, submitted on 18 January 2018, with 7,526 hits
Adele joined Lush on 9 April 2011 and has written 122 stories.
DarkSide joined Lush on 28 April 2011 and has written 400 stories to date.
Green_Man joined Lush on 10 June 2012 and is another prolific author, with 570 stories to date.
44. Straight Sex
Not surprisingly, there are some big scorers at the top of this popular category.
1. âThe Biggest Cock I Ever Hadâ by luckywife, submitted on 23 July 2011, with 625,121 hits
2. âMy Wifeâs Massage That Had Gotten Out Of Controlâ by mter100, submitted on 11 May 2011, with 436,709
3. Eros University Chapter 2: The Blonde Seductressâ by blogger007, submitted on 2 October 2011, with 348,175 hits
Luckywife joined Lush on 23 July 2011, and this is her only story, online that same day. She was last seen in October 2012.
Mter100 joined Lush on 4 December 2009 and has written 115 stories to date, many of them âfamousâ or âlegendaryâ, and with a special interest in MILF and wife-lover stories.
Blogger007 joined Lush on 4 December 2009 and wrote 5 stories. He was last seen on 24 April 2014.
45. Strap-on Sex
1. âShopping For A Strap-onâ by Pegasus4, submitted on 23 November 2009, with 42,332 hits
2. âJaq Invites Friend From Canadaâ by Colin123, submitted on 17 March 2021, with 33,612 hits
3. âMake Me Your Playthingâ by dlcalguy, submitted on 10 July 2017, with 29,472 hits
Pegasus4 joined Lush on 28 January 2008 and has written 25 stories to date.
Colin123 joined Lush on 17 June 2014 and has written 78 stories to date, including 69 Famous and 3 Legendary. Another âTop 3â hit for him.
Dlcalguy joined Lush on 21 April 2014 and has written 7 stories to date.
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Special congratulations to the Top Three, and hugs to my fellow runners-up. Especially VioletVixen, who also wrote a tentacle story and is snuggled next to me on the list!
Annie x (back after a week away and now trying to find my way around...)
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Thanks to everyone for your appreciative comments about this thread. Here's the next three:
40. Reluctance
This must be one of the original categories, judging by the number of hits on these three.
1. “Indecent Proposal Wife Being Blackmail” by Scy20, submitted on 11 February 2010, with 570,808 hits. It’s another old story that is very poorly written (even the title is ungrammatical) but nevertheless has racked up a lot of hits over the years.
2. “Erika the Sex Slave Chapter 1” by HotStuffPrya, submitted on 19 February 2011, with 336,567 hits.
3. “The Escort and the Dirty Conscience” by Dancing_Doll, submitted on 13 July 2010, with 313,516 hits.
Scy20 joined Lush on 18 December 2009 and wrote 22 stories (including another 6 chapters of this story), 8 of which are “legendary” and another 8 “famous”. She was last seen on Lush in August 2014.
HotStuffPriya joined Lush on 11 February 2011 and wrote 16 stories, 4 of which are “legendary” and another 11 “famous”. She last logged on in November 2020.
Dancing_Doll joined Lush in Feb 2010 and currently has 17 stories on the site. Another “Top 3” category for her.
41. Seduction
1. “I Let My Mother Do My Husband” by rafel010, submitted on 9 April 2014, with 273,066 hits
2. “The Night I Saw My Step Mom Masturbating” by kornslayer1, submitted on 16 June 2015, with 90,932 hits
3. Seducing Kevin My Son’s Best Friend” by Mysteria27, submitted on 13 July 2014, with 85,976 hits
Rafel010 joined Lush on 2 December 2009 and wrote 19 stories. He last logged in on 28 July 2020.
Kornslayer1 joined Lush on 2 April 2011 and is another prolific writer, with 633 stories to his name.
Mysteria27 joined Lush on 3 April 2013 and has written an awesome 942 stories. Another Top 3 story for her.
42. Spanking
Bend over and have a look at the top three stories in this popular category.
1. “A Humiliating Week Away – Part 2” by Thwackman, submitted on 20 January 2011, with 196,068 “hits”
2. “Asking For A Spanking” by 3thousand, submitted on 7 April 2011, with 187,939 “hits”
3. “Spanked By The Babysitter” by johnnyk_2004uk, submitted on 24 March 2010, with 174,210 “hits”
Thwackman joined Lush on15 December 2010 and has written 42 stories, all of them in this category. Part 1 of this story also has over 100,000 views.
3Thousand joined Lush on 22 September 2010 and has written just 2 stories, though he still logs in regularly.
Johnnyk_2004uk joined Lush on 23 June 2009 and wrote just 2 stories. He was last seen in October 2014.
40. Reluctance
This must be one of the original categories, judging by the number of hits on these three.
1. “Indecent Proposal Wife Being Blackmail” by Scy20, submitted on 11 February 2010, with 570,808 hits. It’s another old story that is very poorly written (even the title is ungrammatical) but nevertheless has racked up a lot of hits over the years.
2. “Erika the Sex Slave Chapter 1” by HotStuffPrya, submitted on 19 February 2011, with 336,567 hits.
3. “The Escort and the Dirty Conscience” by Dancing_Doll, submitted on 13 July 2010, with 313,516 hits.
Scy20 joined Lush on 18 December 2009 and wrote 22 stories (including another 6 chapters of this story), 8 of which are “legendary” and another 8 “famous”. She was last seen on Lush in August 2014.
HotStuffPriya joined Lush on 11 February 2011 and wrote 16 stories, 4 of which are “legendary” and another 11 “famous”. She last logged on in November 2020.
Dancing_Doll joined Lush in Feb 2010 and currently has 17 stories on the site. Another “Top 3” category for her.
41. Seduction
1. “I Let My Mother Do My Husband” by rafel010, submitted on 9 April 2014, with 273,066 hits
2. “The Night I Saw My Step Mom Masturbating” by kornslayer1, submitted on 16 June 2015, with 90,932 hits
3. Seducing Kevin My Son’s Best Friend” by Mysteria27, submitted on 13 July 2014, with 85,976 hits
Rafel010 joined Lush on 2 December 2009 and wrote 19 stories. He last logged in on 28 July 2020.
Kornslayer1 joined Lush on 2 April 2011 and is another prolific writer, with 633 stories to his name.
Mysteria27 joined Lush on 3 April 2013 and has written an awesome 942 stories. Another Top 3 story for her.
42. Spanking
Bend over and have a look at the top three stories in this popular category.
1. “A Humiliating Week Away – Part 2” by Thwackman, submitted on 20 January 2011, with 196,068 “hits”
2. “Asking For A Spanking” by 3thousand, submitted on 7 April 2011, with 187,939 “hits”
3. “Spanked By The Babysitter” by johnnyk_2004uk, submitted on 24 March 2010, with 174,210 “hits”
Thwackman joined Lush on15 December 2010 and has written 42 stories, all of them in this category. Part 1 of this story also has over 100,000 views.
3Thousand joined Lush on 22 September 2010 and has written just 2 stories, though he still logs in regularly.
Johnnyk_2004uk joined Lush on 23 June 2009 and wrote just 2 stories. He was last seen in October 2014.
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Yes, of course. How could you not look at a cucumber and not think "I wonder..."? I put a condom on it first, to help it slip in, and it went in a treat.
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Another three categories, including a couple of popular ones.
37. Oral Sex
A popular category, for obvious reasons.
1. “Eating of My Pussy” by Poppet, submitted on 20 June 2013, with 181,283 hits (including audio)
2. “My First Time Getting Blown” by _HungBiGuy22, submitted on 10 May 2014, with 164,509 hits
3. “Time Of Her Life” by krldude, submitted on 5 June 2012, with 157,149 hits
Poppet joined Lush on 6 October 2012 and has written 163 stories.
_HungBiGuy22 joined Lush on 9 October 2013 and has written just 3 stories.
Krldude joined Lush on 1 June 2012, and this was his only story. He was last seen on Lush in December 2013.
38. Outdoor
Category added in November 2017
1. “Girls On The Nudist Beach” by naughtyannie, submitted on 2 July 2011, with 49,636 hits
2. “Jaq Social Distancing” by colin123, submitted on 16 April 2020, with 41,223 hits
3. “Sucking Teenage Skateboarder Cunts And Cocks On The Trail” by edlangston, submitted on 20 August 2015, with 40,711 hits
Three regular “Top 3” writers seen here again!
Naughtyannie joined Lush on 8 Jun 2011 and has written 149 stories to date. She’s got at least one other number 1 slot for some reason.
Colin123 joined Lush on 17 June 2014 and has written 78 stories to date, including 69 Famous and 3 Legendary. Yet another “Top 3” hit for him.
Edlangston joined Lush on 19 February 2010 and has written 301 stories to date. And another “Top 3” for him too.
39. Quickie Sex
There are lots of stories about quickies in the “Flash Fiction” section as well, for obvious reasons, and none of these three are much over 1500 words.
1. “How A Hotel Waiter Fucked Me” by goodtrees, submitted on 19 June 2011, with 292,709 hits
2. “Girls Like That” by Dancing_Doll, submitted on 18 December 2013, with 193,453 hits
3. “In the Elevator” by sexwriter, submitted on 24 February 2010, with 97,938 hits
This is another category where two (maybe three) of the top places are held by writers who aren’t around anymore.
Goodtrees joined Lush on 19 June 2011 and this was her only story. She was last seen way back in March 2016.
Dancing_Doll joined Lush in Feb 2010 and currently has 17 stories on the site. She also has the number 1 story in the Hardcore category. I’m not sure if she’s still around or not.
Sexwriter joined Lush on 22 December 2009 and wrote 9 stories. She was last seen here ten years ago, in August 2011.
37. Oral Sex
A popular category, for obvious reasons.
1. “Eating of My Pussy” by Poppet, submitted on 20 June 2013, with 181,283 hits (including audio)
2. “My First Time Getting Blown” by _HungBiGuy22, submitted on 10 May 2014, with 164,509 hits
3. “Time Of Her Life” by krldude, submitted on 5 June 2012, with 157,149 hits
Poppet joined Lush on 6 October 2012 and has written 163 stories.
_HungBiGuy22 joined Lush on 9 October 2013 and has written just 3 stories.
Krldude joined Lush on 1 June 2012, and this was his only story. He was last seen on Lush in December 2013.
38. Outdoor
Category added in November 2017
1. “Girls On The Nudist Beach” by naughtyannie, submitted on 2 July 2011, with 49,636 hits
2. “Jaq Social Distancing” by colin123, submitted on 16 April 2020, with 41,223 hits
3. “Sucking Teenage Skateboarder Cunts And Cocks On The Trail” by edlangston, submitted on 20 August 2015, with 40,711 hits
Three regular “Top 3” writers seen here again!
Naughtyannie joined Lush on 8 Jun 2011 and has written 149 stories to date. She’s got at least one other number 1 slot for some reason.
Colin123 joined Lush on 17 June 2014 and has written 78 stories to date, including 69 Famous and 3 Legendary. Yet another “Top 3” hit for him.
Edlangston joined Lush on 19 February 2010 and has written 301 stories to date. And another “Top 3” for him too.
39. Quickie Sex
There are lots of stories about quickies in the “Flash Fiction” section as well, for obvious reasons, and none of these three are much over 1500 words.
1. “How A Hotel Waiter Fucked Me” by goodtrees, submitted on 19 June 2011, with 292,709 hits
2. “Girls Like That” by Dancing_Doll, submitted on 18 December 2013, with 193,453 hits
3. “In the Elevator” by sexwriter, submitted on 24 February 2010, with 97,938 hits
This is another category where two (maybe three) of the top places are held by writers who aren’t around anymore.
Goodtrees joined Lush on 19 June 2011 and this was her only story. She was last seen way back in March 2016.
Dancing_Doll joined Lush in Feb 2010 and currently has 17 stories on the site. She also has the number 1 story in the Hardcore category. I’m not sure if she’s still around or not.
Sexwriter joined Lush on 22 December 2009 and wrote 9 stories. She was last seen here ten years ago, in August 2011.
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Yes, of course! I love a really good helping all over my face and tits.
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Here's the next three categories.
34. Novels
I’m not convinced that either of the top 2 stories count as novels really, but who am I to judge?
1. “Big Girls Keep Even Bigger Secrets” by Lightitup, submitted on 16 June 2010, with 54,727 hits. It has 1,623 words, and even with its short sequel, submitted a couple of days later, it’s a pretty short novel.
2. “Shazia; A Tale Of Transformation From Conservative Muslim Girl To A Cock Addict Slut, Part 1” by nazhinaz, submitted on 1 Jan 2013, with 46,445 hits. It has three further chapters. Mind you, it does have one of the longest titles ever.
3. “My Friend’s Dad” by kornslayer1, submitted on 8 Oct 2011, with 42,403 hits. It’s got 20 chapters, so is the most novel-like of the top 3 by a long way.
Lightitup joined Lush on 7 December 2009 and wrote three stories. He last logged in on 30 October 2013.
Nazhinaz joined Lush on 16 January 2010 and wrote 20 stories. He was last seen on 20 Jan 2020.
Kornslayer joined Lush on 2 April 2011 and is another prolific writer, with 629 stories to date.
35. Occupations
Another of the categories added in November 2017.
1. “Falling Like Rain” by TheSensualLady, submitted on 30 Jan 2018, with 51,120 hits
2. “Firehouse Cocksucker And Cuckold” by edlangston, submitted on 7 August 2013, with 41,332 hits
3. “Having Sex With My Patient” by Mysteria27, submitted on 9 May 2014, with 39,465 hits
All these writers have top three stories in other categories too.
TheSensualLady joined Lush on 1 July 2013 and has written seven stories, all of which are “Famous” (over 30,000 hits). She also has the number one slot in “Money” stories.
Edlangston joined Lush on 19 February 2010 and has written 301 stories to date. Another “Top 3” for him.
Mysteria27 joined Lush on 3 April 2013 and has written an awesome 942 stories. She also has a Top 3 story in “Mind Control”.
36. Office Sex
Who doesn’t love a bit of sneaky nookie in the office?
1. “A Secretary Is Taught A Lesson” by Mysteria27, submitted on 8 September 2014, with 125,177 hits
2. “My Addiction To My Boss” by Anonymousness, submitted on 22 July 2014, with 70,233 hits
3. “Job Interview” by verytrustedsource, submitted on 20 December 2015, with 66,865 hits
Mysteria27 joined Lush on 3 April 2013 and has written an awesome 942 stories. Another Top 3 story for this Lush legend.
Anonymousness joined Lush on 19 June 2013 and has written 8 stories.
Verytrustedsource joined Lush on 22 June 2015 and has written 13 stories.
34. Novels
I’m not convinced that either of the top 2 stories count as novels really, but who am I to judge?
1. “Big Girls Keep Even Bigger Secrets” by Lightitup, submitted on 16 June 2010, with 54,727 hits. It has 1,623 words, and even with its short sequel, submitted a couple of days later, it’s a pretty short novel.
2. “Shazia; A Tale Of Transformation From Conservative Muslim Girl To A Cock Addict Slut, Part 1” by nazhinaz, submitted on 1 Jan 2013, with 46,445 hits. It has three further chapters. Mind you, it does have one of the longest titles ever.
3. “My Friend’s Dad” by kornslayer1, submitted on 8 Oct 2011, with 42,403 hits. It’s got 20 chapters, so is the most novel-like of the top 3 by a long way.
Lightitup joined Lush on 7 December 2009 and wrote three stories. He last logged in on 30 October 2013.
Nazhinaz joined Lush on 16 January 2010 and wrote 20 stories. He was last seen on 20 Jan 2020.
Kornslayer joined Lush on 2 April 2011 and is another prolific writer, with 629 stories to date.
35. Occupations
Another of the categories added in November 2017.
1. “Falling Like Rain” by TheSensualLady, submitted on 30 Jan 2018, with 51,120 hits
2. “Firehouse Cocksucker And Cuckold” by edlangston, submitted on 7 August 2013, with 41,332 hits
3. “Having Sex With My Patient” by Mysteria27, submitted on 9 May 2014, with 39,465 hits
All these writers have top three stories in other categories too.
TheSensualLady joined Lush on 1 July 2013 and has written seven stories, all of which are “Famous” (over 30,000 hits). She also has the number one slot in “Money” stories.
Edlangston joined Lush on 19 February 2010 and has written 301 stories to date. Another “Top 3” for him.
Mysteria27 joined Lush on 3 April 2013 and has written an awesome 942 stories. She also has a Top 3 story in “Mind Control”.
36. Office Sex
Who doesn’t love a bit of sneaky nookie in the office?
1. “A Secretary Is Taught A Lesson” by Mysteria27, submitted on 8 September 2014, with 125,177 hits
2. “My Addiction To My Boss” by Anonymousness, submitted on 22 July 2014, with 70,233 hits
3. “Job Interview” by verytrustedsource, submitted on 20 December 2015, with 66,865 hits
Mysteria27 joined Lush on 3 April 2013 and has written an awesome 942 stories. Another Top 3 story for this Lush legend.
Anonymousness joined Lush on 19 June 2013 and has written 8 stories.
Verytrustedsource joined Lush on 22 June 2015 and has written 13 stories.
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Quote by kistinspencil
Thank you, Annie, for this continuing compilation. Very interesting seeing the creative achievements attained by writers here, then reading the stories noted. A bit depressing personally, but that's just me knowing myself.
One interesting thing is that some of them - usually ones from pre-2010 - are absolutely dreadful. Back in those days there wasn't the same editorial scrutiny there is now. A couple of years ago I did offer my services to go back over the worst offenders and sort out the grammar and spelling, but sadly my offer was rebuffed. Hey ho.
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When was Danielle last online? I'm starting to get worried...
Mind you, a couple of years ago I found a jar of my dad's home-made chutney in my cupboard that was over five years old. I ate it without any ill effects, and I imagine Branston has a lot more preservatives in it.
Mind you, a couple of years ago I found a jar of my dad's home-made chutney in my cupboard that was over five years old. I ate it without any ill effects, and I imagine Branston has a lot more preservatives in it.