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naughtyannie
2 days ago
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God Empress of Lush
Quote by naughtyannie
Those saucy lesbians are now on 99,909.
How soon can we make it all nines?
And then a 1 and five 0s?
Yay! 100,006. My third Legendary Story.
Thanks to all who've read and commented on this.
God Empress of Lush
I’ve never been asked to help judge one of the Lush competitions, but don’t envy those who agree to shoulder this responsibility. They do a fine job.
As a fun exercise, however, I thought it might be interesting to look at whether the number of views a story gets bears any relation to its eventual position. So a couple of days ago, just before the results came out (to avoid any skewing from people flocking to read the winners), I counted up the number of views each comp entry had received (51 in total). The top ten most read stories (as of 11 January 2021) were as follows:
1. 5930 – The Pandemic Didn’t Stop Secret Sex Clubs by Lucky_lildragonfly
2. 5180 – Birthday Bukkake Bonanza by Naughtyannie (9th)
3. 4830 – Patty and the Bunk House Boys by cumbichance
4. 4829 – Lily’s First Experience by Road_Runner
5. 4770 – A Night on the Town by DarkSide (8th)
6. 4705 – When the Cat’s Away by Saucymh (3rd)
7. 4634 – Delicious Wishes by techgoddess
8. 3820 – Jailbait by Cat_getsthecream
9. 3622 – The Lush Ball by DaisyChained
10. 3484 – Tied Down by JamesMerton1960
Three of these made the judges’ Top 10 (score in brackets).
But what of the full winners list? The number of views they had got as are as follows, with the position out of 51 entries in brackets:
1. 1977 – Arabella and the Author by Tams_back_yay (35th)
2. 1865 – The Ghost of Fucks That Never Were by Jaymal (38th)
3. 4705 - When the Cat’s Away by Saucymh (6th)
4. 3035 - 24 hours from Tulse Hill by deviantsusie (15th)
5. 3413 - A Little Christmas Magic by fillelapine (11th)
6. 1325 - New Life by Piquet (44th)
7. 1504 - Satan Invades The Vatican by StarBelliedBoy (43rd)
8. 4770 - A Night On The Town by DarkSide (5th)
9. 5180 - Birthday Bukkake Bonanza by naughtyannie (2nd)
10. 2056 - Don't Deliver Me From Evil by vanessa26 (32nd)
So half of the Top 10 winners (including nos 1 and 2) were in the bottom 20 by number of times read. Three of the Top 10, of course, were in the Top 10 for reads too, making them popular with both readers and judges.
There are of course many reasons why some stories may get more hits than others, and clearly it is not always a measure of their quality. But it is at least an interesting exercise, I hope you’ll agree. And some of those who weren’t recognised by the judges can at least take satisfaction from the fact that Lush readers as a whole were attracted to their stories. Well done all of you!
As a fun exercise, however, I thought it might be interesting to look at whether the number of views a story gets bears any relation to its eventual position. So a couple of days ago, just before the results came out (to avoid any skewing from people flocking to read the winners), I counted up the number of views each comp entry had received (51 in total). The top ten most read stories (as of 11 January 2021) were as follows:
1. 5930 – The Pandemic Didn’t Stop Secret Sex Clubs by Lucky_lildragonfly
2. 5180 – Birthday Bukkake Bonanza by Naughtyannie (9th)
3. 4830 – Patty and the Bunk House Boys by cumbichance
4. 4829 – Lily’s First Experience by Road_Runner
5. 4770 – A Night on the Town by DarkSide (8th)
6. 4705 – When the Cat’s Away by Saucymh (3rd)
7. 4634 – Delicious Wishes by techgoddess
8. 3820 – Jailbait by Cat_getsthecream
9. 3622 – The Lush Ball by DaisyChained
10. 3484 – Tied Down by JamesMerton1960
Three of these made the judges’ Top 10 (score in brackets).
But what of the full winners list? The number of views they had got as are as follows, with the position out of 51 entries in brackets:
1. 1977 – Arabella and the Author by Tams_back_yay (35th)
2. 1865 – The Ghost of Fucks That Never Were by Jaymal (38th)
3. 4705 - When the Cat’s Away by Saucymh (6th)
4. 3035 - 24 hours from Tulse Hill by deviantsusie (15th)
5. 3413 - A Little Christmas Magic by fillelapine (11th)
6. 1325 - New Life by Piquet (44th)
7. 1504 - Satan Invades The Vatican by StarBelliedBoy (43rd)
8. 4770 - A Night On The Town by DarkSide (5th)
9. 5180 - Birthday Bukkake Bonanza by naughtyannie (2nd)
10. 2056 - Don't Deliver Me From Evil by vanessa26 (32nd)
So half of the Top 10 winners (including nos 1 and 2) were in the bottom 20 by number of times read. Three of the Top 10, of course, were in the Top 10 for reads too, making them popular with both readers and judges.
There are of course many reasons why some stories may get more hits than others, and clearly it is not always a measure of their quality. But it is at least an interesting exercise, I hope you’ll agree. And some of those who weren’t recognised by the judges can at least take satisfaction from the fact that Lush readers as a whole were attracted to their stories. Well done all of you!
God Empress of Lush
Very many congratulations to the Top Three, and a round of applause to the other six runners-up who (along with myself) propped them up in the table. I'm honoured to be in their company.
I agree that there were some cracking stories this time, and I'd hate to have had to place them in any kind of order. There are a couple I haven't read yet, so will enjoy catching up over the next few days.
Well done again! Annie x
I agree that there were some cracking stories this time, and I'd hate to have had to place them in any kind of order. There are a couple I haven't read yet, so will enjoy catching up over the next few days.
Well done again! Annie x
God Empress of Lush
So excited to strip off all my clothes and splash around naked with Vanessa and Steph. I'm wet just thinking about it.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by naughtyannie
It's already "Famous" - but could it soon be "Legendary" too?
"Two Teen Lesbian Virgins and a Vibrator" is currently on 99,782 views, so surely the magic 100,000 can't be too far off?
And with a title like that, how could you possibly resist?
A saucy tale of teenage* lust is only a click away...
*16+
Those saucy lesbians are now on 99,909.
How soon can we make it all nines?
And then a 1 and five 0s?
God Empress of Lush
I think of my boyfriend's member quite a lot when I'm not on Lush.
God Empress of Lush
I like all sorts of sexual fluids.
Oh wait, that's not what you meant, was it?
Oh wait, that's not what you meant, was it?
God Empress of Lush
Yes, I do. It's messy and can be awkward to clean up, but it's still fun. I don't find it degrading at all, if done in the right spirit.
Though I don't much like it in my eyes, obviously.
Though I don't much like it in my eyes, obviously.
God Empress of Lush
Definitely. With legs like that, I bet she's a good swimmer too.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by sprite
i am still working on my Lord of the Bukkake trilogy...
The Fellowship of the Cock
the Two Cum Showers
The Return of the Bukakke
I always assumed "The Fellowship of the Ring" was about an anal sex orgy...
God Empress of Lush
Quote by StarBelliedBoy
I'm not sure views are much better as a determinant of quality - last time I checked the above story had 1500 more views than any of the top ten in that competition. I don't think that reflects its comparative quality, in fact I suspect it's entirely due to having the word "schoolgirls" in the title,.
Are you suggesting the only reason my comp entry "Birthday Bukkake Bonanza" has nearly 5000 views is because of its salacious title?
And there was I, trying so hard to evoke the work of such masters as Proust* and Steinbeck**.
* "À la recherche du bukkake perdu"
** "Of Bukkake and Men"
God Empress of Lush
It's already "Famous" - but could it soon be "Legendary" too?
"Two Teen Lesbian Virgins and a Vibrator" is currently on 99,782 views, so surely the magic 100,000 can't be too far off?
And with a title like that, how could you possibly resist?
A saucy tale of teenage* lust is only a click away...
*16+
"Two Teen Lesbian Virgins and a Vibrator" is currently on 99,782 views, so surely the magic 100,000 can't be too far off?
And with a title like that, how could you possibly resist?
A saucy tale of teenage* lust is only a click away...
*16+
God Empress of Lush
Quote by naughtyannie
Well, it's October and we're still in partial lockdown and "Sally And Me" is now on 29,722 views, so still not quite famous, but getting there.
Another story which is creeping up is "Moving Bisexually", a kinky little tale about a guy who discovers that being bi can be a lot of fun. It's on 29,193 views and well worth a read.
Honestly, it amazes me these old stories ever get read at all. Buried deep in my archive of writings, you'd have to be pretty keen to seek them out lol.
"Sally and Me" is now on 29,995!
God Empress of Lush
I can vouch for the fact that this is a terrific, fun piece of writing. Read and enjoy!
God Empress of Lush
Quote by PNGd
Save some for Verbs. Big week for him. Retirement. Two newly-minted adult daughters. Likes baseball. Lots of reason to drink.
Congratulations, Verbal! The drinks are on me! Until that bottle runs out, anyway*.
* A couple of hours, knowing you lot.
God Empress of Lush
It's been a rough day. I need wine. What's the biggest bottle you've got behind the bar?
God Empress of Lush
Thanks to all those who've already read "Birthday Bukkake Bonanza" - over 2200 reads in 24 hours. I wonder if the title may have had anything to do with that?
Comments so far include:
"Another panty-wetting bonanza" (PalindromeRedux)
"Debauchery at its finest" (techgoddess)
"What a filthy, sticky tale" (KimmiBeGood)
"Pushing the depravity to its limits" (sandy2moon)
"Sick twisted tale" (Charlie_Freak)
"Words fail me" (James Llewellyn)
"Deliciously disgusting" (Lukewarm61)
"Debauched, fuck yeah" (LitClicker)
"Utterly filthy" (GrushaVashnadze)
"Utter filth" (DarkSide)
So clearly not for those of a delicate disposition.
On the other hand, if that sounds like your sort of thing, why not have a read?
Annie x
Comments so far include:
"Another panty-wetting bonanza" (PalindromeRedux)
"Debauchery at its finest" (techgoddess)
"What a filthy, sticky tale" (KimmiBeGood)
"Pushing the depravity to its limits" (sandy2moon)
"Sick twisted tale" (Charlie_Freak)
"Words fail me" (James Llewellyn)
"Deliciously disgusting" (Lukewarm61)
"Debauched, fuck yeah" (LitClicker)
"Utterly filthy" (GrushaVashnadze)
"Utter filth" (DarkSide)
So clearly not for those of a delicate disposition.
On the other hand, if that sounds like your sort of thing, why not have a read?
Annie x